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SayWhut 01-29-2008 03:33 AM

If you are a web developer and not using the Firefox Web Developer Extension and SEO Quake you should be shot.

Hateman, you need to back up your figures that you have given. I don't know where you got the 50% from.

Try this link as it would be more accurate:-

http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.asp

mrwilson 01-29-2008 03:40 AM

I have it and use it daily as i said, its just personally preffer ie7.

ie7 works better for me

kapopoy 01-29-2008 06:41 AM

css based galleries are not for webmaster who are submitting for tgps

tgp sites are very picky, once they see strange codes on your gallery, you're blacklisted.

nation-x 01-29-2008 06:48 AM

Here is your simple IE 6 css layout fix

http://developer.yahoo.com/yui/grids/builder/

BV 01-29-2008 09:00 AM

Seems to be some skilz in this thread. Can someone here please tell me why this blog is hanging up for some ie7 users and works fine for other ie7 users?: www.beachmodel.com/blog

works fine in firfox BTW

Deej 01-29-2008 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13711862)
50% of surfers use IE 6.0

What kind of shitty designer are you to not take this fact into consideration?

Fuck, you are stupid.

yea, im a fucking stupid SoB...

thats why i have happy clients that havent see issues with their designs, just like ive said over and over...

i know youve read it.. yet you still try to down my services... and throw in some minor insults...

fuck you hateman... youre always spewing horseshit that no one gives a fuck about...

if i make a gallery or a tour or anything css based for a n actual client... it will be IE6 friendly...

ive said it here again for your puny little eyes to grasp... ill say it tomorrow...

now im going in... to give a fuck for once about my own goods, fuck bill gates and his horse fucking shit... he let some fat old mexican overwhelm his top dog billionare status, he means nothing to me now...

fuck off dude... go piss in someone elses thread...

hateman 01-29-2008 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 13713390)
thats why i have happy clients that havent see issues with their designs...

sure

that why you have to spam your half assed design service here

:1orglaugh

Deej 01-29-2008 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 13712716)
Seems to be some skilz in this thread. Can someone here please tell me why this blog is hanging up for some ie7 users and works fine for other ie7 users?: www.beachmodel.com/blog

works fine in firfox BTW

although i didnt see an issue in either of my browsers with your blog...

here is something i have encountered in my time with wordpress themes...

some really hate flash...

I notice youre using the jabberwocky flash player... nice use of it on a blog...

its just a little note of past experience ... whether its the case here or not...




since i didnt see a fuck up on my side... perhaps you could show me how its fucked up ... or describe it atleast...


is it padding issues?

placement get all fucked up?

Deej 01-29-2008 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13713417)
sure

that why you have to spam your half assed design service here

:1orglaugh

i dont have to do shit here... fuck you man..

i got all inclined to since i had made up a css template for someone, it was a whim...


i rarely do spam my shit here... take a look cock sucker...

god damn rarely do i get pissed at anyone online but ive noticed your stupid blabberings amongst good people's threads for some time...

youre just a fucking douche bag running around 'trying' to create havoc...

you remind me of a few useless mother fuckers around here... youre probably one of them that got banned im sure...


do you really consider this spam...


fuck right off...

dont buy my service... i dont care...

dont try and fuck up other people views of me and mine... ive got plenty of inquiries about my galleries and even an order so far...

eat a bowl of shit ....


ill continue to peddle my goodz down the road.... about every 4 months i make a design post... i better talk to eric about bumping my spam limit...

Deej 01-29-2008 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13713417)
sure

that why you have to spam your half assed design service here

:1orglaugh

for your little record book that means nothing...

I have and continue to work with some of the biggest companies here... small guys too... most all of them return for continual business...

jesus christ i work on lightspeed stuff all the mother fucking time...

other design companies outsource me to help them out...


why am i defending myself to you..


who the fuck are YOU???


laugh giggle piss...

fuck you...

youngblood 01-29-2008 11:33 AM

what are your rates for each service lumpy?

Deej 01-29-2008 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by youngblood (Post 13713644)
what are your rates for each service lumpy?

they vary to each clients needs...

my base hourly rate for css work is 15-20 dollars..

it all depends on a clients needs though... how big their project is, do they want it by the project or by the hour...

I talk to each client first and see what they need, how much they need, how fast they need it...

lbc213 01-29-2008 12:01 PM

Christ! Give the guy a break. Good luck with your stuff Deej, some nice design work there.

Deej 01-29-2008 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lbc213 (Post 13713812)
Christ! Give the guy a break. Good luck with your stuff Deej, some nice design work there.

hey thanks, i try not to let people like hateman get to me. god knows hes only here to talk shit in a alternate persona...

its either someone like SoS or another webmaster here that wont speak in his own persona...

someone having fun or someone truly full of hate...



i know my skills arent the best... but I do know that my skills go beyond some here and especially my honesty...

my clients like me and my work...

Im a goofy fucker... but so are most of my clients and we meld well...

bottom line... the job gets done... i admit my limits and I scathe them with my current abilities daily...

BV 01-29-2008 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 13713440)
although i didnt see an issue in either of my browsers with your blog...

here is something i have encountered in my time with wordpress themes...

some really hate flash...

I notice youre using the jabberwocky flash player... nice use of it on a blog...

its just a little note of past experience ... whether its the case here or not...




since i didnt see a fuck up on my side... perhaps you could show me how its fucked up ... or describe it atleast...


is it padding issues?

placement get all fucked up?

yes it's the http://www.jeroenwijering.com/ player

The problem is the whole page will hang for like 50 seconds and then finally load.

It only does this on one of my machines using IE7. I have 2 other machines using IE7 that don't experience this.

Also I made another thread earlier today and seems a few others are seeing the same thing. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=803411

I'm stumped.

Deej 01-29-2008 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 13714241)
yes it's the http://www.jeroenwijering.com/ player

The problem is the whole page will hang for like 50 seconds and then finally load.

It only does this on one of my machines using IE7. I have 2 other machines using IE7 that don't experience this.

Also I made another thread earlier today and seems a few others are seeing the same thing. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=803411

I'm stumped.

hrmmm, ive encountered loading issues with how you code the flash player, ...im going deep... chekcing your code to see if I see the issue i had...

be back in a sec

Deej 01-29-2008 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 13714400)
hrmmm, ive encountered loading issues with how you code the flash player, ...im going deep... chekcing your code to see if I see the issue i had...

be back in a sec

oki notice one thing, though i dont if its the issue...

you are embedding it I put my flash players on the page with javascript running through the swfobject.js

you should use the swfobject.js so people using IE dont have to dead click the movies to play...

ever since microsoft lost a lawsuit with i think, adobe... they have had this issue with dead clicking flash links...



again, i dont know if that is your loading issue but its something to think about implementing...

:2 cents:

Azlord 01-29-2008 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 13710375)
for the record... i dont acknowledge IE6 for my own goods.... and you shouldnt either...

but i hold a soft spot with my clients and their needs...

IE6 can eat a bowl of shit... IE6 is the stubborn older brother getting a clue...

and thats that...

IE6 is a bitch, but we still need to make tabless work for this browser. It's a shame that so many people still use IE6, it's a turd, it hates most common CSS definitions, but it's still super popular.

candyflip 01-29-2008 02:14 PM

Good stuff Deej. Don't let the troll get the best of you.

BV 01-29-2008 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 13714454)
oki notice one thing, though i dont if its the issue...

you are embedding it I put my flash players on the page with javascript running through the swfobject.js

you should use the swfobject.js so people using IE dont have to dead click the movies to play...

ever since microsoft lost a lawsuit with i think, adobe... they have had this issue with dead clicking flash links...



again, i dont know if that is your loading issue but its something to think about implementing...

:2 cents:

yah i read about http://blog.deconcept.com/swfobject/

Deej, you have to delete your temp internet files in ie for the problem to show up, once you let the page hang for 1 minute it will finally load (takes me 1 minute) after that the problem goes away. That might be why you dont see the problem, or maybe your browser handles it fine.

i have 4 pcs, 3 handle it fine and 1 hangs like i explained. Ironically this happenes on my newest fastest machine which is an amd athlon 64 running xp and ie7

Deej 01-29-2008 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 13714525)
yah i read about http://blog.deconcept.com/swfobject/

Deej, you have to delete your temp internet files in ie for the problem to show up, once you let the page hang for 1 minute it will finally load (takes me 1 minute) after that the problem goes away. That might be why you dont see the problem, or maybe your browser handles it fine.

i have 4 pcs, 3 handle it fine and 1 hangs like i explained. Ironically this happenes on my newest fastest machine which is an amd athlon 64 running xp and ie7

Yea im going to go ahead and say i have no clue why its doing that...

i would say possibly it is your computer, but you said other see the same issue... I dont know man...

that IS beyond me for now...


swfobject is worth looking into... i dont know if dead clicks deter surfing, but im sure some go hey... whats up with that and close out... small portion or not, its something lost...


best of luck to figuring out the selective lagging issue...

Deej 01-29-2008 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azlord (Post 13714478)
IE6 is a bitch, but we still need to make tabless work for this browser. It's a shame that so many people still use IE6, it's a turd, it hates most common CSS definitions, but it's still super popular.

i know bud...

thus my clients receiving the soft spot attention towards IE6... :)

i hate it but i dont discard the need to pay attention to it when i design... for my clients...


I can obviously see that me giving my personal opinion has set some peoples view of my attention towards IE6 askew...




i didnt see you in vegas...


i know you'll be in PHX!!!

Young 01-29-2008 07:28 PM

Welcome to 1999

harvey 01-29-2008 07:48 PM

Nice stuff Deej :thumbsup

and for those turning down CSS galleries, you'd learn what you're talking about before you speak. They're not the future, they're the present. And for the ones saying TGPs won't accept them, I've submitted CSS galleries to The Hun, Tommy's Bookmarks, Worldsex, AL4A and many more and all got accepted. Maybe you'd learn the difference between Javascript and CSS, they're not the same by any mean :winkwink:

Deej 01-29-2008 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 13715690)
Nice stuff Deej :thumbsup

and for those turning down CSS galleries, you'd learn what you're talking about before you speak. They're not the future, they're the present. And for the ones saying TGPs won't accept them, I've submitted CSS galleries to The Hun, Tommy's Bookmarks, Worldsex, AL4A and many more and all got accepted. Maybe you'd learn the difference between Javascript and CSS, they're not the same by any mean :winkwink:

Fucking A

theres nothing in pure CSS galleries that set off any flags..

ive even talked to thehun/review through email about css galleries...


nothing at all wrong with it... they even allow 'some' javascript...




thanks for the words Harvey... your work inspires some of mine... especially your CZZ :thumbsup

Azlord 01-29-2008 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 13715263)
i know bud...

thus my clients receiving the soft spot attention towards IE6... :)

i hate it but i dont discard the need to pay attention to it when i design... for my clients...


I can obviously see that me giving my personal opinion has set some peoples view of my attention towards IE6 askew...




i didnt see you in vegas...


i know you'll be in PHX!!!

I figured you knew what was up. IE6 is a bastard, I hate coding CSS for it too. And you know I will be in PHX. See you then.


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