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baddog · 01-27-2008, 07:57 PM

Here's the thing, I'm trying to clean up my life, but I've got to get rid of all the drugs from my past. So last night, as I was trying to empty all my stuff into the garbage, my wife came out and started trying to rip it out of my hands. Needless to say, and argument ensued, and soon the neighbors were in on it too.

We all stood there, arguing over what to do with the dope I wanted to throw out, when suddenly, my neighbor tried to rip in out of my hands. Now, I've got a serious problem.

The bag ripped and the white powder went EVERYWHERE. I mean, it's all over the lawn, the driveway, up and down the street. There's just a bunch of dope out there lying on the street. I'm terrified that the cops will come at any minute.

I mean, this stuff is thick, we're talking several inches just covering everything on the whole street.

So, Free dope, come one come all, bring your straws, your needles whatever, but PLEASE bring a shovel, you can have all of the powder from my driveway, my sidewalks, and even the grass if you promise to be gentle, but bring a TRUCK. There's a lot of this and I don't want any left behind.

First come, first served. Also, my neighbors have offered to let you have the powder on their property as well.

Near Southwest Plaza, email for directions. Hurry, an offer like this won't last long. (And I'm worried the cops are coming, so come QUICK).

Fletch XXX · 01-27-2008, 08:02 PM

ive never seen snow fall or on the ground

baddog · 01-27-2008, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

ive never seen snow fall or on the ground

You are not missing anything. Makes for nice pictures, that is about it.

baddog · 01-27-2008, 08:09 PM

tony286 · 01-27-2008, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You are not missing anything. Makes for nice pictures, that is about it.

That's the truth, I dont miss it. lol

Fletch XXX · 01-27-2008, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You are not missing anything. Makes for nice pictures, that is about it.

please tell my mom this, I came here for family stuff.... she has this "white christmas" idea in her head and wants to rent some 6 room lodge for 2 weeks somewhere to have christmas in the snow.

i talk here out of it this year, but she keeps bringing it up. and want sto book the place for next year...

the LAST thing i want to do is get stuck in a lodge with kids and family for 2 weeks in the snow. People who havent endured snow have some fantasy about it. I keep telling her its just frozen rain she dont listen.

lol

baddog · 01-27-2008, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

please tell my mom this, I came here for family stuff.... she has this "white christmas" idea in her head and wants to rent some 6 room lodge for 2 weeks somewhere to have christmas in the snow.

i talk here out of it this year, but she keeps bringing it up. and want sto book the place for next year...

the LAST thing i want to do is get stuck in a lodge with kids and family for 2 weeks in the snow. People who havent endured snow have some fantasy about it. I keep telling her its just frozen rain she dont listen.

lol

Order a ton of sand and have it delivered to her driveway. Hand her a snow shovel.

It will change her attitude.

johnny o · 01-27-2008, 10:29 PM

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BV · 01-28-2008, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by johnny o

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/506037315.html

Do I smell ownage?

hmmmmm....

baddog · 01-28-2008, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by BV

Do I smell ownage?

hmmmmm....

As I am not married, and it has been pointed out a couple times where it came from . . . I don't feel owned.

mrwilson · 01-28-2008, 01:50 AM

great picture, we dont get shit like that here

All we get is ice on the roads and more rain.

01-27-2008, 07:57 PM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Free Blow Here's the thing, I'm trying to clean up my life, but I've got to get rid of all the drugs from my past. So last night, as I was trying to empty all my stuff into the garbage, my wife came out and started trying to rip it out of my hands. Needless to say, and argument ensued, and soon the neighbors were in on it too. We all stood there, arguing over what to do with the dope I wanted to throw out, when suddenly, my neighbor tried to rip in out of my hands. Now, I've got a serious problem. The bag ripped and the white powder went EVERYWHERE. I mean, it's all over the lawn, the driveway, up and down the street. There's just a bunch of dope out there lying on the street. I'm terrified that the cops will come at any minute. I mean, this stuff is thick, we're talking several inches just covering everything on the whole street. So, Free dope, come one come all, bring your straws, your needles whatever, but PLEASE bring a shovel, you can have all of the powder from my driveway, my sidewalks, and even the grass if you promise to be gentle, but bring a TRUCK. There's a lot of this and I don't want any left behind. First come, first served. Also, my neighbors have offered to let you have the powder on their property as well. Near Southwest Plaza, email for directions. Hurry, an offer like this won't last long. (And I'm worried the cops are coming, so come QUICK).

01-27-2008, 08:02 PM	#2
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01-27-2008, 08:09 PM	#4
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089

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01-28-2008, 01:50 AM	#11
mrwilson mrwilson 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ICQ: 465406783 Posts: 5,122	great picture, we dont get shit like that here All we get is ice on the roads and more rain.