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Old 01-28-2008, 09:17 AM   #1
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So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety.

The doctor asks why he needs so much.

The guy says that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor fills the prescription.

Later that week, the same guy goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers.

The doctor asks 'why, is your dick in that much pain?',

'no', says the guy, 'it's for my wrists - the girls never showed up!'
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Old 01-28-2008, 09:21 AM   #2
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this is really goooooood! poor guy! thanks for sharing this!
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Old 01-28-2008, 09:22 AM   #3
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Old 01-28-2008, 09:24 AM   #4
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Old 01-28-2008, 09:26 AM   #5
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Old 01-28-2008, 09:46 AM   #6
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Old 01-28-2008, 09:56 AM   #7
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:04 AM   #8
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:10 AM   #9
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:48 AM   #10
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:52 AM   #11
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:53 AM   #12
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Old 01-28-2008, 12:37 PM   #13
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I have gotten to the point where i look foward to your daily jokes

thanks for sharing em!
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Old 01-28-2008, 12:38 PM   #14
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Old 01-28-2008, 01:42 PM   #15
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Old 01-28-2008, 01:51 PM   #16
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Old 01-28-2008, 01:52 PM   #17
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Hahahaha that one was good
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:03 PM   #18
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I have gotten to the point where i look foward to your daily jokes
i've been to that point for a while, they're always great!
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:52 PM   #19
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:53 PM   #20
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:55 PM   #21
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:57 PM   #22
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Old 01-28-2008, 04:00 PM   #23
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Old 01-28-2008, 04:07 PM   #24
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