keep trying. this internet thing is tricky:1orglaugh

one more edit and I'm sure you'll get it you big shot!

I make $30k a year, so I know what's up.

Takes a long time to achieve this kind of success.

stop lording your upper 1% of all GFYer's salaries in our faces dude!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

anyone knocking that banner is silly.

great banner

If I would want to add some more trolling into the fire and break my no.1 rule not to ever bash anyone on boards... then..

I would have to say that's probably the most sensible, meaningful and intelectually compelling post I seen from you in my GFY history...

12clicks = http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1239/...7493df.jpg?v=0

Did I get it right that time?

I still remember people having 3cent checks from Seth Warshavsky bounce ;) Having dealt with Seth and Frog Telecom - his 900 biz that went bankrupt owing me several thousand dollars, I knew not to promote his programs. But yes, there have been several LARGE programs that have bounced checks. Maxcash bounced a few when their bank account was frozen. I had over $40K coming to me and it was right around Christmas - I was in a panic! Yep, it got straightened out but again, another large company that bounced checks. IIRC ARS had an issue when they were changing banks and some checks bounced. Was it a banking issue? Of course it was. Does MY bank care if it was a banking issue on the check writer's bank? Nope. All they care about is that a check I deposited bounced.

I've been writing checks for 30 years and the only times I've bounced them was when I was younger and stupidly playing "float" and about 10 years ago when I made a 7 figure deposit FROM my business account TO my business account (note: banks don't pay attention to the deposit information on the back of the check - grab the wrong deposit slip and you're screwed) and my personal checks started bouncing. It really isn't that hard to not have NSF checks but it happens.

two edits and 3 posts for a picture representing bad english humor?
you should have just posted a pic of benny hill

Done

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl...t_50/img/7.jpg

LOL, I'm so full of shit (and I can't count) it was 5 figures. :error I can honestly say I have never nor do I think I will ever make a 7 figure deposit!

I must have been including the numbers after the decimal in my mind.......

hahahahahahaah

I was like "I wonder how many million she deposited" ;)

Its no my fault you dont see the humor and truth in it.

I see the humor in you. thats enough.

Well, at least you are keeping your taxes down.

Go take a look at one of your bank deposit slips (the unused things at the back of your checkbook). See a line for "clicks" anywhere?

:1orglaugh

welcome chokey!
looking for a job again?

You too? Well, I knew Peaches made more money 10 years ago. I was surprised there for a sec though.

Anyone old enough or live in a town that's small enough where stores had "counter checks"? The town where I went to college had 2 banks and most if not all the stores had counter checks which were blank checks for each bank. You'd fill out all your information and not have to worry about carrying around your check book :)

Yes, I also wrote 79cent checks for cigarettes so it might have been a long time ago.

its simply amazing that I give a piece of advice and so many people who have left no mark in this business come in to argue with me.
hahaha, seriously.


ok, I shouldn't laugh. where else can chokey, notoldschool, and dockdate get attention?
on a chat board they can all pretend to be someone. Kinda doesn';t work at a show or other personal appearance.

however, I will make the offer to meet with anyone looking for advice at Xbiz. Wed. during the day I have a little time. hit me up, make an appointment, and I'll meet with you. even the clowns I mentioned above.

Silly boys - a million would be over the $100K FDIC insured amount - I wouldn't deposit all my millions into ONE BANK ;)

hey 12 brain cells , winning over the masses with all your "wisdom" again i see. :1orglaugh

i'm sure you can handle your handfull of affiliates just fine, either way , not a chance in the world you would see me working there. best of luck though..:winkwink:

Errr .. no. But I just use Amex. Don't even have to fill out a form ;-)

as if you would have a say in working for me. hahaha, please chump. keep explaining how you have ANY say in your own life.:1orglaugh

chokey the bear is a classic example of a shut in pretending to be something on a chat board.

a bitter over the hill script kiddie wondering why he has to pretend to be on a chat board what I am in real life. hahahaha, chokey, you do make me laugh.

Sounds like someone has something to prove. Who cares?

theres a certain program that is late 2 months with me so far.

not a ton of money, less than 1000 more than 500.

not sure whats gonna happen with em.

i'm not dying for it, but i still want the money. i earned it.

blah blah blah , once again your mouth writes checks the facts can't cash.

You stated big companies havent bounced checks, even a quick glance at the gfy search results show dozens of bounced checks, so you are wrong. A real man admits his mistakes and moves forward, a stupid man can't see his mistake because he is blinded by his own crapulance , a coward ignores his mistakes and blames something else . Which one are you ? :)

a piece of business advice from someone who started with 12clicks a day

Is the lie...you started with 2, but in 2 weeks you grew up to 12.

John sends his regards, he found all your payee information in the basement, pay stubs, address, SS#, etc.

(No, boys and girls, this info isn't for sale for $75 )

but you aren't screaming on the boards about it.
Shocking! :winkwink:

:1orglaugh your right jedi master.. the force controls my life. i have no control , i just sit back and enjoy the ride. ( and laugh at things that amuse me along the way )

You cannot disprove any of my statements.

Ron, I don't care what you do or don't do in business, this is not my business, but I DO care when somebody uses my posting style and CAPS words the way I got used to doing in the last 7 years.

If you don't stop, I'LL SUE!

sorry, small fry. there are NOT dozens of big companies bouncing checks and just because your only interaction with the bank is pounding your fist against the mac machine because your 50.00 ARS check didn't clear yet, doesn't mean you have a clue about paying affiliates, bank fuckups, or making good on it. And in every case, the "big" programs that had banking issues made good on everything, making my original advice correct.

now run along, chokey, no matter how hard you try to piss up at my, your limp, old dick simply isn't up to the task.

the statute of limitations has clearly run out on your style. :winkwink:

and I'd make the case that our styles are merely similar.

you had various shit stains over the years, I have chokey and notoldschools.

perhaps you should learn to read, nobody said anything about dozens of companies

so what you are saying is you lied about big companies never bouncing checks, you clearly now admit they do , so now you are coming up with an alternative statement because you can't just be a man and admit you were wrong.

ok then , carry on , dont let the facts get in the way of your glorious advice.. :thumbsup

Once again, you claim MY stains, I pissed with Smokey as recent as 1 month ago..

Smokey, tell Ron WHY you believe Jews are God Chosen People
and WHY you were refused conversion in Judaism?

(start with circumcission, please)

:1orglaughperhaps you should learn to read, nobody said anything about big companies never bouncing checks.

as I said, run along, small fry. pissing up at your betters is not something you're young enough to even attempt.

Умирает старый еврей. Жить осталось считанные минуты, и вдруг он почуял запах с кухни. Подзывает он своего внука и говорит:
- Ицик, пойди на кухню и посмотри: по-моему, баба Циля готовит фаршированную рыбу... Проходит сколько-то времени, внук возвращается и говорит:
- Да, ты прав, но бабушка сказала, что это на потом...

you clearly infringe upon my space. chokey is my toy.
It's not like I fuck with you're old toys.

I should have copyrighted
5 LINES PER POST MAX style...
still IS the best out there.

Excuse me!?

Were you banned over Smokey!?
I was, he alleged I was playing with his genetalia and some admin fell for it.
Let's ask Smokey, who is closer to him and his, you or me?

serge you still hold the rights to: ;-)

right?

Wassa matter, Smokey, cat bit your tongue? You can barely survive against 12clicks alone, are you afraid of us teamins up on your genetalia?
I could hold fort against you and all your shit stains buddies, and thsi separates old school from "new school"

my toying with him predates you.
He announced that he was going to "investigate" one of my programs and then made all sorts of silly threats remenisent of an ant yelling up at an elephant. then came back with his tale between his legs.

Its not my fault that I'm still teflon and you got banned. :winkwink:

Yes, but only on the private "Mayflower" board.
NickatIlynx tried to steal it from me but..I prevailed.

On GFY ANYBODY is given permission to use it for free.

Serge, the difference is we used to battle with intelligent business owners. we were challenged. Chokey is just an old chatboard pretender.

OK, you can have him if he is so dear to your heart.

But....I am one of the few who seen his pippy!
:-) *


*- Fletch, just for you and the old times sake.
:)

Good argument,
he is all yours.