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![]() I tackled a good portion of my Vegas business, now I'm waiting on content for 2 other projects.
Im offering fully CSS based galleries... movie or picture... flash or standard... CSS is the new cool kid code. If you dont know the advantages of your galleries being CSS based and if youre not already utilizing these methods, hit me up and ill explain why you should be using CSS in all of your designs. No tables people... pure efficiency !!! I got the goodz... who wants them? Galleries are not my limit. Hit me up to discuss CSS based tours as well! The possibilities are near endless with CSS. Add some php and youre talking gold!!! 30096880 for those not accepting sigs
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any chance we can see some of your css based gallery designs? would like to get an idea of what you can do.
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you betcha, were you who hit me upa minute ago?
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xhtml and css is the way to go!
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dont forget a little php... maybe flash...
shit rules the world
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http://www.lumpyimages.com/newport i do need to add my latest works again... or just make another new portfolio all over...
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for the record... i dont acknowledge IE6 for my own goods.... and you shouldnt either...
but i hold a soft spot with my clients and their needs... IE6 can eat a bowl of shit... IE6 is the stubborn older brother getting a clue... and thats that...
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How long did it take you to learn css? Did you study or teach everything yourself?
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Yep. Agree with you. IE6 is a pile of shit, but a majority of the web still uses it and you have to cater for these poor souls using unethical internet browsers.
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Nice work my Lumpy
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wow im super priveledged to have received your first post....
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both... mostly self taught, but whats not when you work online ![]() CSS is much more simple than some people portray... its just math... Quote:
and yes... i know many use IE6 still, thats why i help my clients out in that aspect... i havent left a clients design un IE friendly yet... i just dont care about my own... my portfolio gets its point across...
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I wouldn't even call it 'math' it is very limited 'math', looool, at most just adding or subtracting pixel amounts. It is just about memorizing all of the different properties that CSS has, and how they affect different elements on a page.
IE6 sucks, but definitely does need to be accounted for still... And your 'css design' is nearly all images... :S
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I don't see why people still continue to use tables for layout purposes other than tabular data. I still would use tables on FHGs as it makes it more stable, of course, you can use CSS ... depends on what sort of properties you assign and your html coding. |
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I have a few much better examples i dont have up... I dig the kristi montana galleries i did a couple months back... thanks for the kind words... unlike some in here competing with me ![]()
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thanks for trying to down my goods though (seems like it) ![]()
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Actually I liked some of your designs, wasn't downing anything.. =)
Just saying that your 'folio site is just pretty much one big image, lol.
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and if you look closer... its much more than one image... its many many images... but my image point was that each page ONLY has the galleries and banners in the html portion... the css IS in the head... but... as another css writing webmaster, i think you know what i mean... a spider dosnt see those images... and thats what CSS is keen on.... making spiders more comfortable...
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Sry about that, good job none the less
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![]() i like images and php and flash and css and hot titties... I hate IE...
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I like the video you edited. It's actually not to bad and the women are hot.
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you haven't been doing css very long have you?
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Your stuff is looking better and better everytime I check it out dood... good schitt!!
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# Internet Explorer Internet Explorer 7.0 25.1% # Internet Explorer Internet Explorer 6.0 36.5% # Internet Explorer Internet Explorer 6.0b 0.1% # Internet Explorer Internet Explorer 5.01 0.0% # Internet Explorer Internet Explorer 5.0 0.1% # Internet Explorer Internet Explorer 4.01 0.0% # Internet Explorer Internet Explorer 5.5 0.1% # Internet Explorer Internet Explorer 4 0.0% IE6 is still the most used...so ya gotta keep pluggin away with it ![]() |
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jesus christ do you fucking read... i mean ill be calm and collected when i talk to potential clients but fuck you hateman...
read all my words you ingrate cocksucker... as for the rest of any potential clients. I hate IE6 i have stated that... and for clients i guarantee my work to work well in IE6 or any other version however i dont check oprano... i have never had a client not a have a well working form in either firefox or IE... my own portfolio at lumpyimages is strictly for gaining business from here at gfy... i didnt give two shits or a fuck about IE6 and its placement... that i hope dosnt reflect upon my work for my clients... should i be saying i dont care... perhaps not... but im keepin it real...schlitz malt liquor style... colt 45.... all my clients get browser friendly designs... please... before trying to controdict my words...read them all...
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tomorrow... i will rectify my padding issues to please bill gates...
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ie6 sucks real bad.
But it is used still and alot its a bitch when it comes to coding, really tempermental. Everyone should be forced to upgrade to ie7 Deej do you code valid? |
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everyone should use firefox primarily
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firefox or ie7 they are virtually the same.
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nah, youre only talking about the tabs.. and 'some' of the web standards...
its still stubborn as fuck... firefox is still safer... better blocking and no unwanted hidden scripts
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correction...
i meant opera, not oprano... ;) my digits get ahead of me in the late light...
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You're welcome.
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![]() IE7 is still a buggy piece of shit with more errors and security holes in than a tramp eating swiss cheese before he goes to take a dump in your hotel's foyer! Firefox, on the other hand, actually shows the markup as it should be; whereas IE7 has a whole host of fun new features like:
Order today and you'll also get Windows Defender - we like to think of it as putting Garry Coleman as lead role in Gladiator...
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What kind of shitty designer are you to not take this fact into consideration? Fuck, you are stupid. |
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If you are a web developer and not using the Firefox Web Developer Extension and SEO Quake you should be shot.
Hateman, you need to back up your figures that you have given. I don't know where you got the 50% from. Try this link as it would be more accurate:- http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.asp |
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I have it and use it daily as i said, its just personally preffer ie7.
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css based galleries are not for webmaster who are submitting for tgps
tgp sites are very picky, once they see strange codes on your gallery, you're blacklisted. |
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Seems to be some skilz in this thread. Can someone here please tell me why this blog is hanging up for some ie7 users and works fine for other ie7 users?: www.beachmodel.com/blog
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thats why i have happy clients that havent see issues with their designs, just like ive said over and over... i know youve read it.. yet you still try to down my services... and throw in some minor insults... fuck you hateman... youre always spewing horseshit that no one gives a fuck about... if i make a gallery or a tour or anything css based for a n actual client... it will be IE6 friendly... ive said it here again for your puny little eyes to grasp... ill say it tomorrow... now im going in... to give a fuck for once about my own goods, fuck bill gates and his horse fucking shit... he let some fat old mexican overwhelm his top dog billionare status, he means nothing to me now... fuck off dude... go piss in someone elses thread...
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here is something i have encountered in my time with wordpress themes... some really hate flash... I notice youre using the jabberwocky flash player... nice use of it on a blog... its just a little note of past experience ... whether its the case here or not... since i didnt see a fuck up on my side... perhaps you could show me how its fucked up ... or describe it atleast... is it padding issues? placement get all fucked up?
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i got all inclined to since i had made up a css template for someone, it was a whim... i rarely do spam my shit here... take a look cock sucker... god damn rarely do i get pissed at anyone online but ive noticed your stupid blabberings amongst good people's threads for some time... youre just a fucking douche bag running around 'trying' to create havoc... you remind me of a few useless mother fuckers around here... youre probably one of them that got banned im sure... do you really consider this spam... fuck right off... dont buy my service... i dont care... dont try and fuck up other people views of me and mine... ive got plenty of inquiries about my galleries and even an order so far... eat a bowl of shit .... ill continue to peddle my goodz down the road.... about every 4 months i make a design post... i better talk to eric about bumping my spam limit...
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I have and continue to work with some of the biggest companies here... small guys too... most all of them return for continual business... jesus christ i work on lightspeed stuff all the mother fucking time... other design companies outsource me to help them out... why am i defending myself to you.. who the fuck are YOU??? laugh giggle piss... fuck you...
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