Pope vows to bar pedophiles from church, but it'll be hard to have church w/o priests - GoFuckYourself.com

D Ghost · 04-15-2008, 11:37 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080415/wl_nm/pope_usa_dc

This is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard:

"We will absolutely exclude pedophiles from the sacred ministry," he told reporters accompanying him on his first trip as pope to the United States.

? What the fuck kind of idiot would even start to believe this bullshit propaganda. As if someone couldn't turn into a pedophile AFTER being employed by the church?

BradM · 04-15-2008, 11:42 AM

So God can not longer give forgiveness to Pedophiles?

Shit, there is going to be a massive Bible recall so they can make these new rule edits.

1) We believe in micro evolution, not macro. The idea that we MACRO evolved is insane. But we understand MICRO evolution absolutely happened as per God's design.
2) God will hand out forgiveness to all who ask for it. Except for Pedophiles, and in some cases murders. We will treat it on a case by case basis before allowing you to pray for forgiveness and repent.
3) God clearly wants religion and the state to be combined. If you're not religious, get out of politics.
4) It's our job to stop muslims, they are evil. We haven't heard back from God on this one (actually we NEVER hear back) but we think he would prefer it if we killed them for believing in false idols. His name isn't ALLAH, it's God.

Okay so we need to make sure those are in.

D Ghost · 04-15-2008, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM

3) God clearly wants religion and the state to be combined. If you're not religious, get out of politics.
4) It's our job to stop muslims, they are evil. We haven't heard back from God on this one (actually we NEVER hear back) but we think he would prefer it if we killed them for believing in false idols. His name isn't ALLAH, it's God.

Okay so we need to make sure those are in.

LOL @ #3 and #4 haha

MrPinks · 04-15-2008, 12:27 PM

Kind of misleading thread title. He wants to ban them from becoming priests , which is a good move, not ban church goers. Some funny responses to the thread though.

D Ghost · 04-15-2008, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPinks

Kind of misleading thread title. He wants to ban them from becoming priests , which is a good move, not ban church goers. Some funny responses to the thread though.

kind of sarcastic

CosmicTang · 04-15-2008, 03:16 PM

are they going to ask that question on the application?

Taass · 04-15-2008, 04:33 PM

Priests aren't pedofiles...

..they just like little boys !

04-15-2008, 11:37 AM	#1
D Ghost null Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,820	Pope vows to bar pedophiles from church, but it'll be hard to have church w/o priests http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080415/wl_nm/pope_usa_dc This is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard: "We will absolutely exclude pedophiles from the sacred ministry," he told reporters accompanying him on his first trip as pope to the United States. ? What the fuck kind of idiot would even start to believe this bullshit propaganda. As if someone couldn't turn into a pedophile AFTER being employed by the church?

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04-15-2008, 11:42 AM	#2
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	So God can not longer give forgiveness to Pedophiles? Shit, there is going to be a massive Bible recall so they can make these new rule edits. 1) We believe in micro evolution, not macro. The idea that we MACRO evolved is insane. But we understand MICRO evolution absolutely happened as per God's design. 2) God will hand out forgiveness to all who ask for it. Except for Pedophiles, and in some cases murders. We will treat it on a case by case basis before allowing you to pray for forgiveness and repent. 3) God clearly wants religion and the state to be combined. If you're not religious, get out of politics. 4) It's our job to stop muslims, they are evil. We haven't heard back from God on this one (actually we NEVER hear back) but we think he would prefer it if we killed them for believing in false idols. His name isn't ALLAH, it's God. Okay so we need to make sure those are in.

04-15-2008, 12:27 PM	#4
MrPinks Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: FL Posts: 1,767	Kind of misleading thread title. He wants to ban them from becoming priests , which is a good move, not ban church goers. Some funny responses to the thread though.