Yeah, close enough. I assume you looked it up since your answer is pretty close to the version floating around the internet. You missed him being blind (which I think is an important part of the story), and how the whole thing was a Navy incident, but close enough.

If you didn't have to look it up, congratulations - The $0 prize and bragging rights are yours!

I actually did not look it up I promise...thanks for the prize..

You are welcome. Now go here and enjoying feeling gay.

Don't get me wrong, that's fine with me... but I'm saving myself for Dawgy :thumbsup

Damn, that was 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back....

Tip to save you time in the future: If ya don't like riddles, don't read threads about riddles!
:2 cents:

That was the most far fetched answer to a riddle that I have ever heard. What a waste of 3 pages.

Lead poisoning -- Albatross swallowed too much lead fishing weights

Your sig is illegal.

Dude... it's over. Scroll up a bit.

nice one tera :D

gonna have to try this one out at the pub tonight ;)