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  • Evil E
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2005
    • 3201

    #1

    Don't Day Trade if you're a n00b

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCtQL5b_rCM


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  • mrwilson
    mrwilson 2.0
    • Jul 2007
    • 5122

    #2
    lol that sucks for him them, could tell he was a little pissed by his reaction.

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    • 96ukssob
      So Fucking Banananananas
      • Mar 2003
      • 12991

      #3
      that sucks, i bet he wishes he had a time machine now.

      i lost a bit of money in stocks this past year, but knew it was a risk walking into it.
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      • JakeR
        Confirmed User
        • May 2001
        • 1760

        #4
        that is awesome
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        • Christina Muller
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2007
          • 923

          #5
          there is no reason to lose money in stocks if you plan long term and think logical.

          Day trading forget it,and dont listen to the experts use your own head,I turned $60k into 90k within 20 weeks and didnt take a risk at all.

          now its time to sit and wait until the next risk free deal comes along ,could be 1 week could be 1 year

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          • bobby666
            boots are my religion
            • Nov 2005
            • 21765

            #6
            hehe shit happens

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            • DjiXas
              So Fucking Banned
              • Sep 2007
              • 1108

              #7
              I love day trading, if you can find some great stocks (not always that happens), it makes you around 2% daily if you are playing not too much.

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              • NoComments
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 4957

                #8
                Originally posted by Christina Muller
                there is no reason to lose money in stocks if you plan long term and think logical.

                Day trading forget it,and dont listen to the experts use your own head,I turned $60k into 90k within 20 weeks and didnt take a risk at all.

                now its time to sit and wait until the next risk free deal comes along ,could be 1 week could be 1 year
                May I send you $9,000,000 so you can make me 12,000,000 in 20 weeks risk free?

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                • DjiXas
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 1108

                  #9
                  LOL, funny video, made me laugh so hard.

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                  • Paul Markham
                    Too old to care
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 52942

                    #10
                    Must be hard to sit and watch your life go down the toilet on a computer screen. Especially when a few weeks before you thought all you had to do was buy for a dollar on Monday and sell for $1.50 Tuesday.

                    Anyone who did not see this coming does not deserve to have money to lose.

                    If he had placed it on a horse or cards he would expect to lose.



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                    • ADL Colin
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 11929

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Christina Muller
                      didnt take a risk at all.
                      What investment has ZERO risk?


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                      • brandonstills
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 1964

                        #12
                        I probably made $12k day trading penny stocks during the dot com bust. And I was long on all my positions too that's the funny part.

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                        • stevo
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 2051

                          #13
                          I made a million trading penny stocks, but also lost it all, so i know exactly how he feels

                          $3000 tax write off on capital investment losses is a fucking joke...

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                          • Tempest
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • May 2004
                            • 10217

                            #14
                            This sums it up for those that don't want to watch the entire 7 minutes..
                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk3hmifWLhE

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                            • Christina Muller
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 923

                              #15
                              ADL Colin- What investment has ZERO risk?


                              Many,I like currency trading.

                              If you see a currency such as say the CDN dollar hit a 20 year high against the dollar you know if you have CDN dollars to buy US$ as it will change later.

                              For many years I saw the UK pound trade about 1 pound = $1.60 ish and I had pounds so when it went to over $2 I could get for 1 pound i purchased tons of dollars and then you just sit and wait for the US$ to recover.

                              Yes it takes time and patience but its a no brain zero risk investment.

                              Thats a basic summary,but you have to know currency markets of course

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                              • warlock5
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2808

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Christina Muller
                                there is no reason to lose money in stocks if you plan long term and think logical.

                                Day trading forget it,and dont listen to the experts use your own head,I turned $60k into 90k within 20 weeks and didnt take a risk at all.

                                now its time to sit and wait until the next risk free deal comes along ,could be 1 week could be 1 year
                                So you spent 120 days just to make $30k? Sorry I don't see how that is anything to brag about.

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                                • Christina Muller
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2007
                                  • 923

                                  #17
                                  No problem warlock5 its just a hobby and im more than happy ,no nothing to boost about i just said it as a fact

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                                  • qxm
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2006
                                    • 5970

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Christina Muller
                                    No problem warlock5 its just a hobby and im more than happy ,no nothing to boost about i just said it as a fact
                                    You must have one sexy SEXY brain........no need for hooters when u r that smart..

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                                    • killermule
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 79

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by warlock5
                                      So you spent 120 days just to make $30k? Sorry I don't see how that is anything to brag about.

                                      x3 and thats $90k for the year.... shit I would fuking luv that :D

                                      But I guess you more experienced adult dudes would be making more than that ey :P

                                      Cant wait till Im like you and not a newly 18 noob :D
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                                      • ADL Colin
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Feb 2001
                                        • 11929

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Christina Muller
                                        If you see a currency such as say the CDN dollar hit a 20 year high against the dollar you know if you have CDN dollars to buy US$ as it will change later.
                                        If I understand you correctly, you go long currencies hitting 20 year lows? That would seem to be far from risk-free.

                                        For example, that rule would have put you long the Russian Ruble vs the US Dollar in 1995. Three years later you would have lost 70% of your money.


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                                        • slapass
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 14625

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ADL Colin
                                          If I understand you correctly, you go long currencies hitting 20 year lows? That would seem to be far from risk-free.

                                          For example, that rule would have put you long the Russian Ruble vs the US Dollar in 1995. Three years later you would have lost 70% of your money.
                                          Or the dollar against the Brazil real. It is amazing you don't get smoked more often.

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                                          • ADL Colin
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Feb 2001
                                            • 11929

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by slapass
                                            Or the dollar against the Brazil real. It is amazing you don't get smoked more often.
                                            Going long Rentenmark's woulda gotta ya killed in 1923. Damn, it was cheaper to burn money than coal!




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