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aflex · 01-21-2008, 04:40 PM

ok.. i own a townhouse in jersey.. so the first of the month rolls around and i start hearing activity in the unit next to mine.. a few days goes by and i see them outside.. a black family, roughly 4 offspring.. now every fucking night i hear them running, yelling, stomping, listening to souljaboy, im fuckin heated.

what options do i have? i notified the association, i doubt thatll do much.. is it time to move??

TheHooker · 01-21-2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by aflex

ok.. i own a townhouse in jersey.. so the first of the month rolls around and i start hearing activity in the unit next to mine.. a few days goes by and i see them outside.. a black family, roughly 4 offspring.. now every fucking night i hear them running, yelling, stomping, listening to souljaboy, im fuckin heated.

what options do i have? i notified the association, i doubt thatll do much.. is it time to move??

don't move out untail you find chicken bones and water mellon seeds in your front yard, maybe a few colt 45 bottles and some used condoms. then move

After Shock Media · 01-21-2008, 04:45 PM

Have a fucking BBQ and invite them over. Play some cards, eat some food, welcome them as neighbors and then in a casual manner ask if they can keep the kids noise down. You know be civil.

It worked great for me when a Mexican family moved in across the street with like 4 kids that made all sorts of fucking noise. I became friendly with the parents and they just about gave me permission to beat their kids myself if they got out of hand or just give them a call. Latter they moved which really sucked as around each Christmas they would hook me up with these killer tamales.

TheDoc · 01-21-2008, 04:45 PM

You should try treating them like they are White or your skin color.. Just because they are Black doesn't mean you can't talk to them.

TheAmericanCannibal · 01-21-2008, 04:47 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5SvC5...eature=related

hahahaha

Fap · 01-21-2008, 04:47 PM

Happy Martin Luther King Day!

Fletch XXX · 01-21-2008, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I became friendly with the parents and they just about gave me permission to beat their kids myself if they got out of hand

fucking awesome.

to OP:

don't knock black familys man,... with black familys comes hot black teen babes!

aflex · 01-21-2008, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

You should try treating them like they are White or your skin color.. Just because they are Black doesn't mean you can't talk to them.

i have white and indian neighbors.. no problems.. whats the chances my black neighbors would be animals????

Nydahl · 01-21-2008, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by banthis

Happy Martin Luther King Day!

exactly what I thought
Sounds bit racist but i understand it - in some way its really different animal anyway I got no problem with any color of the skin (exept german soccer/beer fans)

TheHooker · 01-21-2008, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by banthis

Happy Martin Luther King Day!

FREE AT LAST-FREE AT LAST,, what'ca gone do with freedon nigga hahahah saw that in a movie

After Shock Media · 01-21-2008, 04:55 PM

This thread should let people know who is and is not racist and if that matters to you business wise.

TheDoc · 01-21-2008, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by aflex

i have white and indian neighbors.. no problems.. whats the chances my black neighbors would be animals????

I would go with no chance..

VicD · 01-21-2008, 06:13 PM

is it the Obama family?

Spunky · 01-21-2008, 06:15 PM

Better beef up security..those thugs will rob you blind one day

wdsguy · 01-21-2008, 06:21 PM

This is why i live in a high priced neighborhood which is a huge economic barrier for ghetto folks to move into. The only minorities that move in are so whitewashed that they won't cause any crap.

Unfortunately you can try to go talk to them but I wouldn't wanna go up against an angry black women.

killerkay · 01-21-2008, 06:22 PM

hang uh coon

wdsguy · 01-21-2008, 06:23 PM

Rns!!!!!!

Video Rob · 01-21-2008, 06:37 PM

Get friendly with them

Are they black people or nigga's?

BV · 01-21-2008, 07:19 PM

What would you do if 4 bisexual hotties moved in next door and the sounds of them "bumping boxes" all night kept you up?

madfuck · 01-21-2008, 07:21 PM

bump.....

DatingGold · 01-21-2008, 07:23 PM

I would try being nice first... sometimes that goes a long ways. If that fails well do what you gotta do.

01-21-2008, 07:25 PM

Try extending your hand, getting to know them, and then speaking to them how you would anybody else. Chances are the noise level will be back under control, and you may get some new friends out of it.

ridikuloz · 01-21-2008, 07:29 PM

you gonn' get raped.

J. Falcon · 01-21-2008, 07:31 PM

Thats nothing. A family moved into the house next to mine. An elderly couple and their son, some 30 something year old bum who does nothing all day and asks you to lend him everything from the waterhose to money. He's rude, offensive, and just pain in the ass. He got my other neighbor for 100 bucks and still hasnt paid back.

NosMo · 01-21-2008, 07:39 PM

Just be glad there's not a meth lab next to your house. Things always could be worse.

NosMo

MetaMan · 01-21-2008, 07:41 PM

Put a bucket of friend chicken on THEIR other neighbours fence, it will keep them on that side of the house and overall should reduce sound.

Supz · 01-21-2008, 07:53 PM

There goes the neighborhood

Phil · 01-21-2008, 08:12 PM

Congrats. and happy MLK day

Jai · 01-21-2008, 08:13 PM

this story is tooo realistic, every guy i know runs into this issue with blacks, not being racist, its the same as me saying

this shit is more likely with low income families

u can categorize things in many groups to seome extent

tony286 · 01-21-2008, 08:18 PM

call the police makes noise problems go away

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-21-2008, 08:27 PM

iron bar your windows, look into some new deadbolts, get a pitbull and keep a handgun under your pillow. remember shooting a home invader is self defense...

well, maybe you should ge tto know them first, but keep this as a blackup plan.

BVF · 01-21-2008, 08:30 PM

move to a community with income requirements and that does criminal background checks...

Kimo · 01-21-2008, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Have a fucking BBQ and invite them over. Play some cards, eat some food, welcome them as neighbors and then in a casual manner ask if they can keep the kids noise down. You know be civil.

It worked great for me when a Mexican family moved in across the street with like 4 kids that made all sorts of fucking noise. I became friendly with the parents and they just about gave me permission to beat their kids myself if they got out of hand or just give them a call. Latter they moved which really sucked as around each Christmas they would hook me up with these killer tamales.

do this or something similar, it works.

fuckingfuck · 01-21-2008, 08:46 PM

does the black dad have a big cock?

CurrentlySober · 01-21-2008, 08:48 PM

do they like poo?

beemk · 01-21-2008, 09:01 PM

you racist fuck!

beemk · 01-21-2008, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

Rns!!!!!!

J. Falcon · 01-21-2008, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

iron bar your windows, look into some new deadbolts, get a pitbull and keep a handgun under your pillow. remember shooting a home invader is self defense...

well, maybe you should ge tto know them first, but keep this as a blackup plan.

Xrated J · 01-21-2008, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

What would you do if 4 bisexual hotties moved in next door and the sounds of them "bumping boxes" all night kept you up?

iSMOKE · 01-21-2008, 09:13 PM

lol@ U

This forum is full of middle aged white coke heads...nothing more annoying than that but yet you come here asking a stupid question that you dont really want an answer to.

GrouchyAdmin · 01-21-2008, 09:21 PM

I was wondering if they left for the weekend and came back black, because that would be odd.

I've got Blacks, Mexicans, and even White folks around me. I prefer to hate them for other reasons than the colors of their skin. If they're breathing, for instance..

baddog · 01-21-2008, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

What would you do if 4 bisexual hotties moved in next door and the sounds of them "bumping boxes" all night kept you up?

Have a fucking BBQ and invite them over. Play some cards, eat some food, welcome them as neighbors and then in a casual manner ask if I could join or watch. You know be civil.

baddog · 01-21-2008, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by iSMOKE

lol@ U

This forum is full of middle aged white coke heads...

Do you really think so?

Pipeline Q · 01-21-2008, 09:52 PM

bad neighbors come in all races, but yea, its the kids most of the time.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-21-2008, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Have a fucking BBQ and invite them over. Play some cards, eat some food, welcome them as neighbors and then in a casual manner ask if I could join or watch. You know be civil.

baddog wins...

DaddyHalbucks · 01-21-2008, 10:05 PM

Ask them nicely about the noise. 99% of people will comply.

aico · 01-21-2008, 10:07 PM

can't believe no one has posted the bikes in the backyard pic yet.

DaddyHalbucks · 01-21-2008, 10:08 PM

If that doesn't work, try bribing them with Heineken.

xRPC · 01-21-2008, 10:09 PM

Try to ask cops to move them back to the cotton field.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-21-2008, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

can't believe no one has posted the bikes in the backyard pic yet.

i can't find it

too many pix in my collection. can i offer a substitute?

01-21-2008, 04:40 PM	#1
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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Have a fucking BBQ and invite them over. Play some cards, eat some food, welcome them as neighbors and then in a casual manner ask if they can keep the kids noise down. You know be civil. It worked great for me when a Mexican family moved in across the street with like 4 kids that made all sorts of fucking noise. I became friendly with the parents and they just about gave me permission to beat their kids myself if they got out of hand or just give them a call. Latter they moved which really sucked as around each Christmas they would hook me up with these killer tamales. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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