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Compdoctor · 01-21-2008, 09:53 AM

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.

He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages.

After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original handwritten script.

The angel librarian hears a loud scream, and goes running toward its source only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, shaking and crying.

"The R! They left out the R!"

"What do you mean?" the angel librarian asks.

After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"

pornguy · 01-21-2008, 10:06 AM

Ha. Good one.

media · 01-21-2008, 10:20 AM

Hah.. thats a knee slapper!

Violetta · 01-21-2008, 10:31 AM

lol...........

NosMo · 01-21-2008, 10:32 AM

Nice one. good way to start the day.

NosMo

Pete-KT · 01-21-2008, 10:46 AM

very nice

blowme_DL · 01-21-2008, 10:51 AM

awsome joke LOL ................

tranza · 01-21-2008, 11:07 AM

Lololololololololololololol!!!!!!!

Redjellybean · 01-21-2008, 12:11 PM

Good one!

D · 01-21-2008, 12:12 PM

sniperwolf · 01-21-2008, 01:29 PM

lOl!

Brother Bilo · 01-21-2008, 01:34 PM

And that's why celebacy is for suckers.

TG Rebecca · 01-21-2008, 03:05 PM

ROFL!! very funny.

gimo33 · 01-21-2008, 03:15 PM

ahahaha! good one!

Jimmy Rock · 01-21-2008, 03:19 PM

Hehehe....

Elixir · 01-21-2008, 04:14 PM

hehe pretty funny

sicone · 01-21-2008, 04:29 PM

zabijaq · 01-21-2008, 06:08 PM

This is true story. But most priests have bad version (celebate). But some ped*philia priests have celebrate version.

Spunky · 01-21-2008, 06:10 PM

Heh heh..that wasn't bad

01-21-2008, 09:53 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Monday's Joke The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available. He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages. After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original handwritten script. The angel librarian hears a loud scream, and goes running toward its source only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, shaking and crying. "The R! They left out the R!" "What do you mean?" the angel librarian asks. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!" __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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