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L0stMind · 10-02-2002, 03:29 PM

This is some funny shit I just got in my inbox!

It just demonstrates how you have to know the requirements up
front.... communication is everything! Sometimes it DOES take
a Rocket Scientist! (true story).

Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun
specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of
Airlines and military jets, all traveling at maximum velocity.

The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions
with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
NASA engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on
the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements
were made, and a gun was sent to the NASA engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the
chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof
shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control
console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded
itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified Americans sent the Canadian Research Facility the
disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the
windshield and begged the Canadian scientists for suggestions.

The Canadian Research Facility responded with a one-line memo:
"...Defrost the chicken."

theking · 10-02-2002, 03:34 PM

tolik · 10-02-2002, 03:39 PM

LOL

hahahah

fuck

this is really funny

Penrod · 10-02-2002, 03:40 PM

Thank you.

-=HOAX=- · 10-02-2002, 05:28 PM

I have a gun that'll launch a potato about 400 yards...and I've put limes through aluminium garbage cans...

archer · 10-02-2002, 05:29 PM

rofl

sounds like an urban myth to me but still very funny

Dawgy · 10-02-2002, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
I have a gun that'll launch a potato about 400 yards...and I've put limes through aluminium garbage cans...

so that's what adult webmasters do in their spare time.

10-02-2002, 03:29 PM	#1
L0stMind Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancity Posts: 1,681	Some comic relief... This is some funny shit I just got in my inbox! It just demonstrates how you have to know the requirements up front.... communication is everything! Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist! (true story). Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of Airlines and military jets, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. NASA engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the NASA engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. The horrified Americans sent the Canadian Research Facility the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the Canadian scientists for suggestions. The Canadian Research Facility responded with a one-line memo: "...Defrost the chicken."

10-02-2002, 03:34 PM	#2
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10-02-2002, 05:28 PM	#5
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10-02-2002, 03:40 PM	#4
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