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Compdoctor · 02-19-2008, 09:57 AM

A 18-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her.

Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them off."

So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her. She asked him, "What will our baby be called?"

The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again: a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders... She stopped him and asked about the baby's name, and he ran off.

Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him,

"What will our baby be called?" He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off.

"What will our baby be called?" she asked once more. He began to have sex with her.

"What will our baby be called?!" she asked again.

After he was done, he took off his "full" condom, gave it a knot, and said, "If he gets out of this one... David Copperfield!

big_fucking_blast · 02-19-2008, 01:38 PM

NosMo · 02-19-2008, 01:51 PM

Harry Houdini, Far better punchline.

NosMo

Twig · 02-19-2008, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NosMo

Harry Houdini, Far better punchline.

NosMo

yea, def.

sniperwolf · 02-19-2008, 02:00 PM

LOL! That was good!

*poor girl, she's outwitted!

Satan · 02-19-2008, 02:20 PM

haha thats a good one

VeriSexy · 02-20-2008, 01:28 AM

That was not bad

Eva PSC · 02-20-2008, 03:23 AM

haha loved it!

But isn't Chris Angel the one who magically gets out every time?

sicone · 02-20-2008, 03:28 AM

viencarl · 02-20-2008, 06:06 AM

you got me dude lol

Farang · 02-20-2008, 06:25 AM

EuroRev_Stacey · 02-20-2008, 06:32 AM

that was a good one

pornguy · 02-20-2008, 06:35 AM

Ha. Not a bad one.

Spunky · 02-20-2008, 07:28 AM

Heh heh,that wasn't bad

the alchemist · 02-20-2008, 09:28 AM

Hahaha, I didn't expect that

tranza · 02-20-2008, 09:46 AM

Lol, old but good one!!

Violetta · 02-20-2008, 11:55 AM

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chelo - adultcopywriters · 02-20-2008, 12:57 PM

02-19-2008, 09:57 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Tuesday's Joke A 18-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them off." So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her. She asked him, "What will our baby be called?" The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again: a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders... She stopped him and asked about the baby's name, and he ran off. Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, "What will our baby be called?" He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off. "What will our baby be called?" she asked once more. He began to have sex with her. "What will our baby be called?!" she asked again. After he was done, he took off his "full" condom, gave it a knot, and said, "If he gets out of this one... David Copperfield! __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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