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96ukssob 01-17-2008 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13664603)
He is trying to tell me it is fake. :1orglaugh
i am gonna make him pay up to.

Can anyone say "money in the bank?"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4BO8ZrmR-wo

when i read this i thought you got someone to fool for the same trick. WWF is the world wildlife foundation, but most people think its the wrestling one since they had to change their name. ive won a few bucks from drunk people in the past.

but what do you mean by "fake?" the whole thing is a soap opera for men, of course that shit is rigged

MetaMan 01-17-2008 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 13664987)
when i read this i thought you got someone to fool for the same trick. WWF is the world wildlife foundation, but most people think its the wrestling one since they had to change their name. ive won a few bucks from drunk people in the past.

but what do you mean by "fake?" the whole thing is a soap opera for men, of course that shit is rigged

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE WORLD WILDLIFE FOUNDATION


i:
pour oil in the sewer
leave garbage out at picknicks
wash my clothes wish detergent in the lake when i am camping
throw candy wrappers on the highway
if i had a dog i wouldnt pick up its shit
hunt
leave soda cans on the ground
smoke in a forest and throw the butts in the woods

I AM A REAL MAN

KrisKross 01-17-2008 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzzyQ (Post 13664941)
What kind of drugs do you take?. Apparently, they are really good.

Are you really this fucking stupid?

96ukssob 01-17-2008 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13664996)
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE WORLD WILDLIFE FOUNDATION


i:
pour oil in the sewer
leave garbage out at picknicks
wash my clothes wish detergent in the lake when i am camping
throw candy wrappers on the highway
if i had a dog i wouldnt pick up its shit
hunt
leave soda cans on the ground
smoke in a forest and throw the butts in the woods

I AM A REAL MAN

think of all the poor baby seals

http://www.valdosta.edu/~kaletour/seal.jpeg

CarolCox 01-17-2008 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 13665053)
think of all the poor baby seals

http://www.valdosta.edu/~kaletour/seal.jpeg

My next fur hat, right there ;)

Vick! 01-18-2008 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Andiz (Post 13664646)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Drake 01-18-2008 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Andiz (Post 13664646)

:1orglaugh

JFK 01-18-2008 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Andiz (Post 13664646)

OUCH, that's gotta hurt:(:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CDSmith 01-18-2008 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13664603)
I just bet my buddy $10k that WWF is REAL

As in unscripted and unrehearsed?

If so I'm sorry to have to tell you this... you lose.


I'm serious, if there was a way to pack you up a Thunderburger and send it to you without it going rotten I would, to console you over this loss. :D

FuqALot 01-18-2008 05:47 AM

what the fuck.

i dont believe people are even trying to prove him wrong.

voa 01-18-2008 05:48 AM

Looking like big bet, good luck with this one.

gideongallery 01-18-2008 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SuzzyQ (Post 13664671)
Metaman,
WWF is so fake its not funny. EVERYTHING is scripted. EVERY camera angle has been worked out in advance. EVERY DVE move is worked out. EVERYTHING!. Have you noticed they never show closeups of the 'wrestlers' getting hit?. Have you noticed when someone gets hit, its your classic 'i just got hit' acting school move?.

The posting that goes into WWE is very time consuming. Thats why it looks real. They have some of the best editors in the industry working their. Their production suites are worth over a million bucks each. Their post house runs 24/7. They use toys in post that you cant begin to imagine. Top of the line equipment all through the place. And having over 50 Digital Beta decks in their tape room ensures that they can make multiple pass's with no degregation in quality.

Do you want to know how I know this? Stan (my future husband) worked at WWF/WWE in their post house for a few years. He has seen every trick they use. They are located in Stamford, CT. About 2 miles from home.

Sorry dude, its all fake and scripted. Why do you think the company that owns WWF is called WWE?. They 'E' is for entertainment.

Sorry to break you the news. Its fake. This info comes from someone who worked at WWF/WWE.

i suggest you talk to your future husband because again because there is a significant different between staged and fake.

ask the WWE lawyers in the wrongful death suit for owen hart, they settled big time specifically because when the stunt man association cleared him for the stunt it was without the cape and the mask (unobstructed view ala shawn micheals) and he fell to his death because when he did the stunt live and his cape got caught in the zip harness.


Like professional stunt men like Jackie Chan, Samo Hung there stunts are real but staged. When Jackie chan broke his foot in supercop, or in the cracked ribs in RIB. When the hell in the cell roof broke and mick foley fell 20 feet to the mat, that was just as real as jackie chan's injury.

CDSmith 01-18-2008 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by gideongallery (Post 13665883)
i suggest you talk to your future husband because again because there is a significant different between staged and fake.

ask the WWE lawyers in the wrongful death suit for owen hart, they settled big time specifically because when the stunt man association cleared him for the stunt it was without the cape and the mask (unobstructed view ala shawn micheals) and he fell to his death because when he did the stunt live and his cape got caught in the zip harness.


Like professional stunt men like Jackie Chan, Samo Hung there stunts are real but staged. When Jackie chan broke his foot in supercop, or in the cracked ribs in RIB. When the hell in the cell roof broke and mick foley fell 20 feet to the mat, that was just as real as jackie chan's injury.

Stunts are real, but the matches and all the moves throughout the matches are scripted and pre-rehearsed.

This I know firsthand, not an opinion.

Varius 01-18-2008 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CarolCox (Post 13664762)
Those are just standard off-the-shelf folding chairs. Just like the tables they go through are real and unaltered (it breaks the fall and doesn't hurt at all....even I was put through a couple)

We happen to own the largest Indy Wrestling company in Canada, that is well known to all Indy wrestling fans. We are a extreme hard-core Fed, similar to the old ECW. Much better than that boring old WWE ;)

Carol xoxoxo

IWS definitely rocks :thumbsup

It's good to see some of your guys moving up though into Ring of Honor and Japan...:)

chopstick 01-18-2008 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Andiz (Post 13664646)

This means you lose, and it's fake.

Saturday Feb 2nd Brock Lesnar is going to fight Frank Mir in UFC 81. Anyone who knows anything about fighting knows that the MMA is real fighting.

The president of the UFC, Dana White, told Brock that if you're gonna come in here and fight you're gonna fight "real guys" and Brock wanted that. Apparently "superstar" Brock Lesnar is tired of pretending. To to 81.ufc.com and watch the footage for yourself.

nico-t 01-18-2008 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Andiz (Post 13664646)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Scott McD 01-18-2008 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Andiz (Post 13664646)

Excellent !! :1orglaugh

thricer 01-18-2008 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Andiz (Post 13664646)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SuzzyQ 01-18-2008 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13664954)
What did your husband do? Did he work in production?

Doom,
I did maintenance on all the equipment. The tape machines, switchers, editing shit and pretty much everything in the place. I grew to love working on their digital beta machines and GVG switchers.Those are fun to work on. I was sent on a few remotes, did 2 of those wrestlemania gigs.

Its insane how much production goes on with those shows. The posting is even more insane. It takes about 3 days to go through all the raw tapes and another 2 days to post it all. It was a pretty sweet gig but the deadlines were stressful at times.

I still freelance their now and then. Im more than happy to take $$$ to babysit. Its free money.... Speaking of free money-

Hey Metaman, When will I be seeing that $10K?

Profits of Doom 01-18-2008 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SuzzyQ (Post 13666621)
Doom,
I did maintenance on all the equipment. The tape machines, switchers, editing shit and pretty much everything in the place. I grew to love working on their digital beta machines and GVG switchers.Those are fun to work on. I was sent on a few remotes, did 2 of those wrestlemania gigs.

Its insane how much production goes on with those shows. The posting is even more insane. It takes about 3 days to go through all the raw tapes and another 2 days to post it all. It was a pretty sweet gig but the deadlines were stressful at times.

I still freelance their now and then. Im more than happy to take $$$ to babysit. Its free money.... Speaking of free money-

Hey Metaman, When will I be seeing that $10K?

That does sound like a sweet gig. I used to do promotional work for the original ECW and I had the opportunity to work for them full-time, but I had a fantastic career at the time that I wasn't willing to leave. My old roommate wrestled for them and I usually went on the road with him on weekends when I could, and that ended up translating into a pretty solid side gig with them. It was a lot of fun and some of the best memories of my life...

Semi-Retired-Dave 01-18-2008 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 13664612)
world wildlife foundation is 100% real

What he said. :thumbsup

MetaMan 01-18-2008 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by chopstick (Post 13666228)
This means you lose, and it's fake.

Saturday Feb 2nd Brock Lesnar is going to fight Frank Mir in UFC 81. Anyone who knows anything about fighting knows that the MMA is real fighting.

The president of the UFC, Dana White, told Brock that if you're gonna come in here and fight you're gonna fight "real guys" and Brock wanted that. Apparently "superstar" Brock Lesnar is tired of pretending. To to 81.ufc.com and watch the footage for yourself.

UFC is the most phony fucking thing around, these guys sit around hugging all day and it's more set up than boxing.

Bryan G 01-18-2008 12:30 PM

Guys,

he's pulling you leg for fuck sake LOL

D 01-18-2008 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by evildick (Post 13664639)
I recently attended a meeting where I tried to reassure people that it is real. I got a little choked up but I think I got my message across.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1644737

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

kmanrox 01-18-2008 12:57 PM

funny to see ppl here who seriously think its real

re: your bet not only is the WWF (tm) real, it is the World Wildlife Fund and it took the trademark back from the original WWF quite some time ago, it's now WWE, so you, in fact, lost the bet.

am i the only one who has seen the documentaries of Wrestling schools? I saw John Cena go thru his wrestling college and getting taught how to pull off the moves properly etc...

polle54 01-18-2008 01:07 PM

Jesus christ...

I mean it's a common fact that Metaman is kinda stupid but not stupid enough to believe wrestling is real, how the fuck come that 10+ people here tries to prove him wrong?

I am guessing some GFY'ers are seeing a chance to show off some sort of knowledge at least that in all their exitement they fail to see it's a joke....

gideongallery 01-18-2008 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13666076)
Stunts are real, but the matches and all the moves throughout the matches are scripted and pre-rehearsed.

This I know firsthand, not an opinion.



do you really think that when jackie chan does on of his fight scenes it is not scripted and reheased to death. The fight scene that he did in around the world in 80 days which was a lot of flurish took 2 MONTHS of planning.


stunts are stage and pre-rehearsed but are still real, you can get seriously hurt

Wrestling is exactly the same thing, they plan out the fight, define the outcome, and use props to minimize the impact but they are still real potentially bone crushing events.

Mick foley lost a ear because the ring ropes were to tight in a hangman
owen hart died because his zipline got caught

chris candino died from complications from a broken leg

hell in the undertaker vs mankind hell in the cell match, the top of the cell broke and mike foley fell to the ring getting a concussion and losing most of his front teeth because the chair fell after him.

MetaMan 01-18-2008 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by polle54 (Post 13667274)
I am guessing some GFY'ers are seeing a chance to show off some sort of knowledge at least that in all their exitement they fail to see it's a joke....

o this is no joke, ill be busy getting paid and laid, while you are busy being broke choking on dicks. :2 cents:

UniqueD 01-18-2008 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13667384)
o this is no joke, ill be busy getting paid and laid, while you are busy being broke choking on dicks. :2 cents:

How do you find time for Wrestling and money making, between all your 5 hour love making sessions?

MetaMan 01-18-2008 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by UniqueD (Post 13667462)
How do you find time for Wrestling and money making, between all your 5 hour love making sessions?

i am an amazing man, i workout lots so i have constant energy,
NO EXCUSES


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