Don't worrry, Tom is only infiltrating the Scientology. He now has gathered enough information to whipe them out for ever.

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Nah no Jim Jones either, he was a nut along with David Karesh. I am looking for like minded individuals who do not give a rats ass about an after life let alone keeping an open mind to it. We just care about our current life and taking their money. After we have raised enough we can either just tell them all they are free and to spread the word, set someone else up in charge and bail, or just close up shop and tell them to fuck off.

I understand. Maybe this more of what our world is as of today.

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ASM.. dig your style

Too many fucked up starts!

Welcome to Scientology.

He sounds just like my old neighbor, who was constantly trying to convert me.

The annoying thing about speaking to a Scientologist is that they're essentially brainwashed to really BELIEVE that everyone else can't understand the simple things. Like the car example - that's the kind of thing my neighbor would FIERCELY BELIEVE, that only a Scientologist would pull over and help, nobody else would. No matter how much evidence he sees to the contrary. He'd spout basic proverbs and principles that have been around for thousands of years (even some biblical - hell, he gave me a tract which was essentially just a rip off of the ten commandments with some Scientology jargon slipped in), but if I mentioned that to him, he'd just deny it. ONLY SCIENTOLOGY HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THEM, EVER EVER! It was crazy. Like, dude, the shit you're saying is on my damned fortune cookie, L. Ron did not come up with it, shut the fuck up.

Am I a loon if I understood every bit of what he said?

It's not just what he said, it was the way he said it! :error

so just to clear this up.

if i get in a wreck, and tom drives by, hes going to bail out on the free way to help me?

he must be a very busy fuckin man

Tom's best buddy says...

http://www.scientomogy.com/stopscien...cientology.jpg

Some of the comments on that page are great.

""We know...we just know...I don't know, but we just know...ya know, it's just it...we see things...whatever, we're here to help..."
Such eloquence. He makes the prophet Isiah sound like a mumbling drunk.
BTW, if I'm in a traffic wreck, get me a trauma surgeon, not some guy looking to chase the Thetans out of my fractured femur."

:D

fiddy............. :glugglug

He doesn't even explain what he's talking about.. I don't even think he knows. What a quack.

he drove so fucking nuts

That clip is pretty well-edited for maximum lunacy.

yes.. and it wasnt an interview right.. i think he was just freestyling a bit to get ready for something.

why bother listening to all his craziness.

i love it.

his wealth increases daily...

id get weirder too.

"when the going gets tough the weird turn pro" - Hunter S Thompson

[QUOTE=GITZINGER;13656337]The shit he says is complete lunacy!!!

He is a freaking nutbag!!! did you see the southpark episode that made fun of him??? hilarious!! if u didn't see it, try to get a copy! makes fun of the scientology stuff, the rumors he's gay, john travolta etc!!!!

Just stopped listening after the first 30 %, but pretty much he said he wanted to help people out and that criminals can be rehabilitated, war can be made to peace, and that leaders of this world want to help people out.

Nothing too nuts yet.

I know those guys to a T, what it is, is they just can't comprehend life... It makes absolute no sense to them how they are created, etc.. It baffles their minds, but on the flip side, they think they are intelligent.. and the insurauce from others filled that ego part of theirs, and basically to comprehend life they have to play mind games within themselves... They are really not trying to convert anyone, they believe in that little interconnection you have with others, is like what they "know", so this mind game fills their ego until they die and helps them with death which is the other thing they just can't comprehend...

It's simple, they dont understand life and can't handle death, so this mind game that everything is A-OK, that they "understand" and they are superior and "KNOW" it's pretty funny, because i think deep down inside, they know they are truly clueless.

he gets really goofy at the end

or you could say in simplier words, the dude went on a "trip" and never came back down to reality..... only people who have tripped bad will understand this one :)