The Miami Dolphins (Good Joke HaHaHa)

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  • Forest
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 9135

    #1

    The Miami Dolphins (Good Joke HaHaHa)

    Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the
    children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up;
    fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

    The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and
    so she asked him about his father.

    "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in
    front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the
    alley with some guy and do it with him for money."

    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
    children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is
    that really true about your father?"

    "No," said David, "He plays for the Miami Dolphins, but I was too
    embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

  • Profits of Doom
    Monster Rain
    • Feb 2004
    • 4978

    #2
    You really know how to hurt a guy...
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    • CDSmith
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2001
      • 51460

      #3
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      • Forest
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2001
        • 9135

        #4
        Originally posted by Profits of Doom
        You really know how to hurt a guy...
        dude I LIVE in hollywood. I went to 5 dolphins games last year so I know just how hard it is to be a fan of the fins

        But the Tuna is gonna turn all that around. They is gonna be a contender in a few years

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        • madfuck
          Registered User
          • Oct 2004
          • 2032

          #5
          thy are doin good this year ") rite on...

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          • tony299
            lurker
            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            thats too funny.

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            • D
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2006
              • 7412

              #7
              -D.
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              • Snake Doctor
                I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                • Mar 2001
                • 13449

                #8
                You are on my list.
                sig too big

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                • PartyLikeAPornstar
                  Registered User
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 66

                  #9
                  Q: How do you keep the entire Dolphins team away from your front lawn by yourself?
























                  A: Put a goal post in it.
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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133986

                    #10
                    Lol..that wasn't bad

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                    • wanted
                      Certified Asshole
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 896

                      #11
                      pretty funny actually
                      Living the dream.

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                      • wtfent
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                        • Nov 2003
                        • 3790

                        #12
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                        • Violetta
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 28735

                          #13
                          haha... nice
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                          • Vick!
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 6882

                            #14
                            o'lolz...
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                            • sicone
                              Retired
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 18453

                              #15
                              what happened to lil johnny?

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                              • DeadFidel
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 6764

                                #16
                                Simple, clever

                                Can't wait 'till Sunday!

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