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Too Short To Accept Pimp Of The Year Woody

01-09-2008, 09:36 PM

That's right
I just got off the phone with my homie and rap legend, Too Short.
He is tickled pink to be honored with this achievement.

I think he was also stoked that I have TMZ coming to cover it.
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01-09-2008, 09:38 PM

TMZ has got to be one of the worst establishments, ever.

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01-09-2008, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by donkevlar

TMZ has got to be one of the worst establishments, ever.

U may think that -
But having 23 million unique vistors a day and being the third most typed in Keyword of 2007 on Google aint too shabby wouldn't you agree?

Oh btw- yesterday they had over 256 million page views!!!!
I work very closely with their main guy over there so I know the numbers.
I cant begin to even tell you how much the plugs I have gotten for PURE VANILLA and AMY FISHER' SEX TAPE on there have paid off-

Not too mention my TV show Virgin Territory and movie American Cannibal
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01-09-2008, 09:53 PM

I meant worst as in the soulless shallow tabloid cumsucking filth of the universe way... I know they're highly profitable, just their site and show make me sick to my stomach.

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01-09-2008, 10:19 PM

I was robbed - Everyone knows that I was the Pimp of the Year and deserve that Woody.

I'm outraged...I hope that Too Short gets a splinter polishing his Woody!!!

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01-09-2008, 10:24 PM

The KB The KB

Have you trained him to say that yet when the show ends?
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01-09-2008, 10:25 PM

lifetime pimp is more like it

What big woody am I getting this year?
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01-09-2008, 10:30 PM

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I was robbed - Everyone knows that I was the Pimp of the Year and deserve that Woody.

I'm outraged...I hope that Too Short gets a splinter polishing his Woody!!!

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01-09-2008, 10:30 PM

Which Ball is he getting it at???

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01-09-2008, 10:30 PM

Congrats, I hope I can win it someday.

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01-09-2008, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by donkevlar

I meant worst as in the soulless shallow tabloid cumsucking filth of the universe way... I know they're highly profitable, just their site and show make me sick to my stomach.

I have to agree, I think Gay Harvey digs too much to ruin peoples lives just because he is unhappy. It's ok to promote an upcoming movie, tv show or something new someone is doing and say good things about them. It should be all positive, but filming people in airports, fights, drunks and bringing out the worst out of them...I think it's shady. Also digging up old footage of someone to make the show look good. Please.

Just my opinion .. They have hooked up our club a lot with good press, but I still think it's wrong with how low they go for publicity.

I think there will be a law soon on all these Paparazzi soon.

Can you imagine someone filming him and his lover and posting it every where, he may need that for a reality check.

Sorry, just venting. No hard feelings KB.

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01-09-2008, 10:35 PM

Are you going to physically have a Woody for Short?

If not, it's officially the wn ball

glad you're feeling better

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01-09-2008, 10:38 PM

Short is a cool Cat. He deserves another win.

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01-09-2008, 10:40 PM

Is this 1989?
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01-09-2008, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by pocketkangaroo

Is this 1989?

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01-09-2008, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by RevSand

Which Ball is he getting it at???

The one on Friday night.

The RevSand Pimps Hard Players Ball.

My man doesn't just get hooked up with a table, dude has a section everytime!

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01-09-2008, 11:19 PM

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Gee, thanks...

Have to work on my speech - first, I would like to thank all of the small people responsible for, or who I stepped over for, for this award...

...and of course, Too Short:

I'm ready for my Woody now JFK... <bends over>

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01-09-2008, 11:21 PM

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave

I have to agree, I think Gay Harvey digs too much to ruin peoples lives just because he is unhappy. It's ok to promote an upcoming movie, tv show or something new someone is doing and say good things about them. It should be all positive, but filming people in airports, fights, drunks and bringing out the worst out of them...I think it's shady. Also digging up old footage of someone to make the show look good. Please.

Just my opinion .. They have hooked up our club a lot with good press, but I still think it's wrong with how low they go for publicity.

I think there will be a law soon on all these Paparazzi soon.

Can you imagine someone filming him and his lover and posting it every where, he may need that for a reality check.

Sorry, just venting. No hard feelings KB.

None taken-
I actually agree.

But u also know the amount of PR people who call TMZ and tell them where their stars and z listers will be.

It's a corporate machine now

I particularly like the "Gay Harvey" quote
That shows shows me how much in the know you truly are
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01-09-2008, 11:21 PM

I might have to reconsider Pimp Of The Year!

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01-09-2008, 11:34 PM

rev sand is my boy. We gonna rock shit hard this year

Just got my suit and boots. I'm hiiting town with Latina hotness watch out pimps I got shit on lock down

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01-09-2008, 11:38 PM

KB. I got the purps ready to roll.

Folks be wishing they could do it like us

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01-09-2008, 11:41 PM

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01-09-2008, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by sicone

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01-10-2008, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by sicone

KB. I got the purps ready to roll.

Folks be wishing they could do it like us

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And you know this , MAAAAAN!

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01-10-2008, 05:55 AM

Marv Levy should go back to peoples court where he belongs
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01-10-2008, 06:13 AM

?? for what?? lol

i respect ya hustle and grind but you dont have to give him an award like that for him just to show up?

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01-10-2008, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by Chris

?? for what?? lol

i respect ya hustle and grind but you dont have to give him an award like that for him just to show up?

We're media whores Chris.

Just looking for a nice way to make TMZ.

Short was coming either way, so I figured since he's been loyal to the Players Ball all of these years, hooks us up with good deals for his performances and also attends every Ball he can, that's worth the award anyway.

But we have a nice media angle planned with this.

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01-10-2008, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by D-Money

We're media whores Chris.

Just looking for a nice way to make TMZ.

Short was coming either way, so I figured since he's been loyal to the Players Ball all of these years, hooks us up with good deals for his performances and also attends every Ball he can, that's worth the award anyway.

But we have a nice media angle planned with this.

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01-10-2008, 09:11 AM

very nice D$ hit me up when you get aq chance on icq or before the ball

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01-10-2008, 09:14 AM

Ok then................

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01-10-2008, 09:30 AM

what kind of media angle are you going with this?

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01-10-2008, 09:36 AM

but he isnt in the industry and I thought it stood for professional internet marketing professional?
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01-10-2008, 09:37 AM

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01-10-2008, 09:44 AM

KB you should invite your friend Paris to give the award to Too Short ;-)

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01-10-2008, 10:03 AM

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but he isnt in the industry and I thought it stood for professional internet marketing professional?

That's for the "adult webmaster" Players Ball.

This is the "adult industry and fanz" Players Ball. We're targeting the people during the AEE show with XFanz. So this Pimp Of The Year doesn't need an acronymn.

Chuck Liddell won "Pimp of the Year" last year at this D-Money & XFanz Players Ball.

The Players Ball is in a growth stage, its got a life of its own. I'm not going to limit them to just our industry when I can franchise the concept and try to make a lil money. (Since I don't make money from the webmaster events).

I know lots of people are getting confused lately, most people think I'm throwing a Ball during Internext, just decided not to do one this year for that event.

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01-10-2008, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by D-Money

That's for the "adult webmaster" Players Ball.

This is the "adult industry and fanz" Players Ball. We're targeting the people during the AEE show with XFanz. So this Pimp Of The Year doesn't need an acronymn.

Chuck Liddell won "Pimp of the Year" last year at this D-Money & XFanz Players Ball.

The Players Ball is in a growth stage, its got a life of its own. I'm not going to limit them to just our industry when I can franchise the concept and try to make a lil money. (Since I don't make money from the webmaster events).

I know lots of people are getting confused lately, most people think I'm throwing a Ball during Internext, just decided not to do one this year for that event.

oh thank I didnt know.
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01-10-2008, 10:08 AM

kb i think you should stay home man.
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01-10-2008, 10:10 AM

Way to glorify beating woman, forcing them to have sex and overall total disrespect for women.

Big ups to you for such a wonderful achievement.

Secondly, what the hell does that hahahahaha have to do with anything in this industry???!!!????

If you want to hand out the PIMP OF THE YEAR award, give it to the people who beat 2257 in the 6th circuit.

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01-10-2008, 10:17 AM

lol.. i thought someone was too short hahaha
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01-10-2008, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

None taken-
I actually agree.

But u also know the amount of PR people who call TMZ and tell them where their stars and z listers will be.

It's a corporate machine now

I particularly like the "Gay Harvey" quote
That shows shows me how much in the know you truly are
:-))

I'm in the Porn Business, the Hollywood Nightclub business and marrying an actress...lol.

I have be in the know.

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01-10-2008, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by Chris

?? for what?? lol

i respect ya hustle and grind but you dont have to give him an award like that for him just to show up?

Originally posted by tony404

but he isnt in the industry and I thought it stood for professional internet marketing professional?

Originally posted by Jean-Francois

KB you should invite your friend Paris to give the award to Too Short ;-)

Originally posted by A1R3K

kb i think you should stay home man.

Originally posted by Zango

Way to glorify beating woman, forcing them to have sex and overall total disrespect for women.

Big ups to you for such a wonderful achievement.

Secondly, what the hell does that hahahahaha have to do with anything in this industry???!!!????

If you want to hand out the PIMP OF THE YEAR award, give it to the people who beat 2257 in the 6th circuit.

Pimpin' ain't easy...should be a great party!

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01-10-2008, 12:10 PM

Hope to get some KB time in Vegas! BTW, I put your movie on my que, my lady friend hasn't seen it and shes stoked about it.

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01-10-2008, 12:20 PM

What are the criteria for getting that title? Could you list them? Or is it just an award you couldve given anybody willing to show up?

btw off topic remark, i like rap but too short... ive never liked his whiny rap voice. When he is featured on other rappers tracks, he alwasy takes the value down of the whole track.
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01-10-2008, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by Hollywood Horwitz

Hope to get some KB time in Vegas! BTW, I put your movie on my que, my lady friend hasn't seen it and shes stoked about it.

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