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SifuE 01-10-2008 09:44 AM

they dont use wing chun because 99% cant fight in close quarter combat an lack the sensitivity to fight in that range..

Anthony 01-10-2008 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SifuE (Post 13633422)
they dont use wing chun because 99% cant fight in close quarter combat an lack the sensitivity to fight in that range..

WTF?

If you are close enough to me in trapping range, I'm taking your ass down.

WarChild 01-10-2008 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 13633460)
WTF?

If you are close enough to me in trapping range, I'm taking your ass down.

Unless of course you end up too close to me, then you're going Uchi-Mata, big guy. :1orglaugh:winkwink::pimp

SifuE 01-10-2008 10:03 AM

Please internet warrior, I trained with Paul Vunak an we saw 1st hand how many people actually can functionalize trapping range..We were part of the Nucleus..S.T.F.U I was making a statement that I have found in all the seminars I tought n saw people who train trapping range but in combat cant pull it off, But if you think you can, bring it! God there's alway's a guy with a big mouth on the net...BUHHAAAAA

WarChild 01-10-2008 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SifuE (Post 13633504)
Please internet warrior, I trained with Paul Vunak an we saw 1st hand how many people actually can functionalize trapping range..We were part of the Nucleus..S.T.F.U I was making a statement that I have found in all the seminars I tought n saw people who train trapping range but in combat cant pull it off, But if you think you can, bring it! God there's alway's a guy with a big mouth on the net...BUHHAAAAA

You can come play with me at Gracie Barra Vancouver or Revolution Fight Team in Langley anytime you want to spar. You might be surprised.

Do you ever train with full contact sparing?

dav3 01-10-2008 10:12 AM

Is there a charity event brewing here?

Anthony 01-10-2008 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SifuE (Post 13633504)
Please internet warrior, I trained with Paul Vunak an we saw 1st hand how many people actually can functionalize trapping range..We were part of the Nucleus..S.T.F.U I was making a statement that I have found in all the seminars I tought n saw people who train trapping range but in combat cant pull it off, But if you think you can, bring it! God there's alway's a guy with a big mouth on the net...BUHHAAAAA

I fought twice last year in MMA. You?

I second Warchild's invitation. You are invited to try your trapping with us at American Top Team.

SifuE 01-10-2008 10:13 AM

Yes I do, I was also an I.C. for the Marine Corp,, enough you tough guy's..lol I also trained Jui-jitsu with Pedro Carvalho for 10 years.. enough said

yys 01-10-2008 10:14 AM

Anyone remember this guy :pimp

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/6...fendo12mk2.jpg


http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9...fendo09vs8.jpg

Anthony 01-10-2008 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 13633489)
Unless of course you end up too close to me, then you're going Uchi-Mata, big guy. :1orglaugh:winkwink::pimp

I hate Uchi-Mata. I always land wrong. :(:(:(

SifuE 01-10-2008 10:14 AM

also MMA is bullshit, try having 3 guy's in the street who are skilled trying to kick your ass with no one to save you.. Grow up little boy..

Anthony 01-10-2008 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SifuE (Post 13633551)
Yes I do, I was also an I.C. for the Marine Corp,, enough you tough guy's..lol I also trained Jui-jitsu with Pedro Carvalho for 10 years.. enough said

You train BJJ for 10 years? So you are a black belt in BJJ?

WarChild 01-10-2008 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SifuE (Post 13633551)
Yes I do, I was also an I.C. for the Marine Corp,, enough you tough guy's..lol I also trained Jui-jitsu with Pedro Carvalho for 10 years.. enough said

But you don't want to train anymore? I don't understand why you're getting so worked up here.

Anthony 01-10-2008 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SifuE (Post 13633563)
also MMA is bullshit, try having 3 guy's in the street who are skilled trying to kick your ass with no one to save you.. Grow up little boy..

I carry a gun idiot. I dont live in a movie.

Sorry, I shouldn't have called you an idiot.

Will you be in Vegas? How about a friendly spar?

SifuE 01-10-2008 10:16 AM

Oh please i do train I just don't entertain the weak minded..lol you guys have fun today I have to go an live life.BUHHHHAA ( I also carry a gun Big Fucken Deal)

Anthony 01-10-2008 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SifuE (Post 13633577)
Oh please i do train I just don't entertain the weak minded..lol you guys have fun today I have to go an live life.BUHHHHAA

So...

No spar?

See ya later.

SifuE 01-10-2008 10:18 AM

I wont be in Vegas come to Az.. anytime no problem

WarChild 01-10-2008 10:18 AM

Enterain the weak minded? Dude, wtf.

I train 4 hours a day 6 days a week. I love to train multiple styles, with multiple teachers and I'm always interested in learning something new.

Someone asks you to train and you get all defensive and start making weak comments about having a life etc etc.

You call yourself a martial artist? I've never met ANYONE skilled in any martial art with that kind of attitude. Sounds more like you're a joke than anything else.

Anthony 01-10-2008 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by SifuE (Post 13633585)
I wont be in Vegas come to Az.. anytime no problem

You really aren't worth my time to go to Az. Let me know when you come to the show in Florida.

You still have yet to answer my question. 10 years with Carvallho, are you a black belt?

SifuE 01-10-2008 10:20 AM

No what I meant by weak minded is I try to explain something and everyone gets all tough n try's to pick a fight, what i mean by weak minded is if you are strong in your skills an confident in what u do you dont ask for a fight!

WarChild 01-10-2008 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SifuE (Post 13633593)
No what I meant by weak minded is I try to explain something and everyone gets all tough n try's to pick a fight, what i mean by weak minded is if you are strong in your skills an confident in what u do you dont ask for a fight!

Nobody's asking for a fight though. We're asking to train, spar, teach and learn.

Anthony 01-10-2008 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 13633588)
Enterain the weak minded? Dude, wtf.

I train 4 hours a day 6 days a week. I love to train multiple styles, with multiple teachers and I'm always interested in learning something new.

Someone asks you to train and you get all defensive and start making weak comments about having a life etc etc.

You call yourself a martial artist? I've never met ANYONE skilled in any martial art with that kind of attitude. Sounds more like you're a joke than anything else.

Anyone who calls themselves Sifu, Shihan, Sensei, Master jackoff on a Webmaster message board is 9 times out of 10, a poseur.

Water off a ducks back. Notice how he came on strong, but backed out. The usual sign of a Keyboard warrior.

LeRoy 01-10-2008 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Gman.357 (Post 13633379)
Isn't Moo Do, which translates to "martial art", just a philosophical part of Tae Kwon Do (Karate)? In other words, you have a 1st degree black belt in TKD?

Along with other styles too

Bagwa
TKD
Kung Fu
Aikido
Hapkido
Tai Chi
Jui Jitsu
Samurai Sword
18 weapons

1st degree aint shit though.

boneprone 01-10-2008 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 13633184)
Wing Chun is another martial art that does well against...

Wing Chun.

Two Wing CHung GRANDMASTERS Cheung and Boeztpe go at it in a real fucking street fight. It isn't fucking wing chun used, its' shitty kindergarten wrestling.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=szdF1nIAfpk



NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH WANG CHUNG.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XF0otWk2c04

SifuE 01-10-2008 10:22 AM

God you guy's really do need a life, I don't back down from shit.. just chose not to cont. a stupid convo..

Anthony 01-10-2008 10:24 AM

Quote:

Please internet warrior, I trained with Paul Vunak an we saw 1st hand how many people actually can functionalize trapping range..We were part of the Nucleus..S.T.F.U I was making a statement that I have found in all the seminars I tought n saw people who train trapping range but in combat cant pull it off, But if you think you can, bring it! God there's alway's a guy with a big mouth on the net...BUHHAAAAA

also MMA is bullshit, try having 3 guy's in the street who are skilled trying to kick your ass with no one to save you.. Grow up little boy..

Oh please i do train I just don't entertain the weak minded..lol you guys have fun today I have to go an live life.BUHHHHAA ( I also carry a gun Big Fucken Deal)
Name calling to you is explaining something?

When you get called out to back up what you say in a friendly spar, you run away. Why is that?

SifuE 01-10-2008 10:25 AM

Ok friendly spar anytime your in town,, see i can play nice

Anthony 01-10-2008 10:25 AM

You said you fought MMA. Got Proof?

You said you trained with Carvalho for 10 years, what belt level are you?

Thanks.

Pleasurepays 01-10-2008 10:26 AM

lets all ask steven segal... i mean afterall, he offered the challenge to fight to the death (before he was an actor) to silence all his critics ... but to everyones shock and dismay, he didn't follow through with the 20 plus people that took him up on his offer.

Anthony 01-10-2008 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SifuE (Post 13633614)
Ok friendly spar anytime your in town,, see i can play nice

See you in 6 months then? Will you be at Internext Florida?

thehand 01-10-2008 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by SifuE (Post 13633614)
Ok friendly spar anytime your in town,, see i can play nice

Did I read correctly, are you a Wing Chung practitioner? I studied in Vancouver for a few years (Yip Man style).
The guys I studied with were hardcore, we trained at about 70% , the master would come behind us during drills & check your stance by kicking between your legs. Bad stance = a kick in the balls. Broken bones & noses about every other class. During a chi-sau drill one day, until I got my elbow snapped. That put me out for about 6 months.


I'm fully recovered now , & I'd be down for light sparring ... I'll be at the Phoenix show.

MattO 01-10-2008 11:45 AM

YES
http://flakmag.com/misc/images/wangchung.jpg

dav3 01-10-2008 08:16 PM

Soo... anyone know of any sweet drunken fist fight videos? And is that style actually effective, or just for show?

madfuck 01-10-2008 08:22 PM

lol, anti tht some shit ") hehehehe

tony286 01-10-2008 08:29 PM

Peking duck style rules.

Pleasurepays 01-10-2008 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 13636135)
Soo... anyone know of any sweet drunken fist fight videos? And is that style actually effective, or just for show?

sure. the triple monkey double flying eagle talon claw of volcanic venom is still used today. all very real. very practical. there is absolutely no silliness in chinese martial arts.

Pleasurepays 01-10-2008 09:06 PM

all it takes is focus, dedication and practice!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tib2Urowsdc

Pleasurepays 01-10-2008 09:08 PM

AHJAHAHA

saw this on National Geographic a few days ago.

funny stuff. his explanation as to why it didn't work was totally priceless!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LbjOA9oidSA

Nicky 01-10-2008 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 13636259)
all it takes is focus, dedication and practice!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tib2Urowsdc

cracks me up everytime, love the shit after 1:20 :1orglaugh

Nicky 01-10-2008 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 13636268)
AHJAHAHA

saw this on National Geographic a few days ago.

funny stuff. his explanation as to why it didn't work was totally priceless!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LbjOA9oidSA

"First of all he was a non-believer, he also could have had his tounge in the wrong place in his mouth or he could have raised his left toe" ahahahaa

Gman.357 01-10-2008 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SifuE (Post 13633606)
God you guy's really do need a life, I don't back down from shit.. just chose not to cont. a stupid convo..

And yet you continue.

joeman1 01-10-2008 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 13633184)
Wing Chun is another martial art that does well against...

Wing Chun.

Two Wing CHung GRANDMASTERS Cheung and Boeztpe go at it in a real fucking street fight. It isn't fucking wing chun used, its' shitty kindergarten wrestling.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=szdF1nIAfpk


OMG I can not believe you brought this here. I have met eman boeztpe or whatever the fuck his name is in real life and he sucks! HE was beaten by one of his students. Exactly its not wing chun so why did you bring them in they arent fucking grandmasters.

Loook at yip man and bruce lee ... they diddnt just study standing upwith wingchun they incorporated all aspects of fighting like any truie master should..

joeman1 01-10-2008 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 13633460)
WTF?

If you are close enough to me in trapping range, I'm taking your ass down.



I call fucking bullshit!!! Do you know what sensitivity is!? Have you ever done chi sao with a master? By the time you want for anything you would have been nailed in the head and throat and laying on the ground

Evil E 01-10-2008 10:39 PM

-Bruce Lee would kill anyone in the UFC if he was still alive
-Rickson is the best fighter in the world, more than 400+ fights and is UNDEFEATED

RomosTUFnoobs:)

SifuE 01-10-2008 10:41 PM

Joeman1 at least u spoke the truth like i was trying to get thru..

MetaMan 01-10-2008 10:45 PM

I am by far the toughest mother fucker in this thread.

WHO WANTS SOME WHO WANTS SOME! COME GET IT!

BOO YA

gimo33 01-10-2008 11:05 PM

my running skills is enough against any martial artist....

WarChild 01-10-2008 11:10 PM

Joeman you're a clown. Sorry, it's just that's the way it is.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 01-11-2008 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 13633110)
I reposted that same video.

Back story on it.

Aikido master put out a challenge for $5000.00 that his Aikido could beat any MMA fighter. There's video on youtube of this aikido master fighting his students knocking them out and throwing them around without touching them, kinda like Dim Mak.

Anyways, the MMA figther takes up the challenge. You can actually see even in that shitty clip, the Aikido master is shocked he got punched in the face. It's hilarious.

Often you will come across students of a martial art that practice to go along with their opponent rather then fighting certain actions; and when a throwing action is perceived as being the next action, such often spawns bad habits like over extensions that can cause some students as to lose their balance and or footing to the extent that a controlled fall can often ocurre without any noticeable or logical reason and often the "thrower" is seen to have "special" skills... what is even worse is that some teachers and or practitioners let such go their heads and shoot off their mouths and end up getting owned!

I have "thrown" individuals, but again I have thrown myself in practice and have actual experience with this kind of effect. Aikido extends their opponents as to exploit such actions for controlling reasons. This is not magic and it is worth mentioning that Aikido is not the only art that experiences similar effects.

Later,

farkedup 01-11-2008 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by D2222 (Post 13633314)
Ok now. Let me tell you that UFC is full of a bunch of wannabes. The true Moo Do is not UFC. That is why "True Moo Do Masters" do not bother with these ridiculous events made purely for financial gain.

I have trained under true Moo Do Master for 3 years. Let me tell you these UFC guys dont stand 2 second with a True Moo Do master. I am not sayin that my 1st degree Black will hold up in the octagon with Royce Gracie. but....

I have seen some gnarly shit with "my" own eyes. Crazy shit man crazy shit.

Now everytime I see UFC . I kinda laugh. It's the new WWF. We need a guy like King to promote it . That would be great.

They are teaching people for financial gain aren't they? EVERYBODY is out for financial gain... If they aren't then they're bums living on the street but guess what? They're asking me for change aren't they?

Pussies that know they'll get their asses kicked hide behind it being a "joke"


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