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khs 01-09-2008 06:38 PM

time to get a fleshlight

dav3 01-09-2008 06:39 PM

That must have been one sweet shower curtain!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-09-2008 06:51 PM

You are one lucky man.

Profits of Doom 01-09-2008 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 13631256)
That must have been one sweet shower curtain!

I fucking loved that shower curtain, man. That shower curtain really tied the room together...

teg0 01-09-2008 07:03 PM

posting on gfy would be the first thing i'd do too

tony286 01-09-2008 07:05 PM

Cinderella - Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone) lyrics



I can't tell ya baby what went wrong
I can't make you feel what you felt so long ago
I'll let it show
I can't give you back what's been hurt
Heartaches come and go and all that's left are the words
I can't let go
If we take some time to think it over baby
Take some time, let me know
If you really want to go

Don't know what you got till it's gone
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
It's just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long

I can't feel the things that cause you pain
I can't clear my heart of your love it falls like rain
Ain't the same
I hear you calling far away
Tearing through my soul I just can't take another day
Who's to blame
If we take some time to think it over baby
Take some time let me know
If you really wanna go

Don't know what you got till it's gone
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
It's just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long

Do you wanna see me beggin' baby
Can't you give me just one more day
Can't you see my heart's been draggin' lately
I've been lookin' for the words to say

Don't know what you got till it's gone
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
It's just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long

Don't know what you got till it's gone no
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
It's just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long

tony286 01-09-2008 07:06 PM

Third Eye Blind - How's It Gonna Be Lyrics print version



I'm only pretty sure that I can't take anymore
Before you take a swing
I wonder
What are we fighting for
When I say out loud
I want to get out of this
I wonder
Is there anything I'm going to miss
I wonder How it's going to be
When you don't know me
How's it going to be
When you're sure I'm not there
How's it going to be
When there is no one to talk to, between you and me
'Cause I don't care
How's it going to be
How's it going to be
Where we used to laugh
There's a shouting match
Sharp as a thumbnail scratch
A silence I can't ignore
Like...
The hammocks by the doorway we spent time in
Swings empty, don't see lightning like last fall when it was always
about to hit
me
I wonder how's it going to be when it goes down
Hows it going to be
When your not around
Hows it going to be
When you found out there was nothing
Between you and me
'Cause I don't care
How's it going to be.
Hows it going to be
When you don't know me any more
And how's it going to be
Want to get myself back in again
The soft dive of oblivian
Wanna taste the soul of your skin
The soft dive of oblivian
Oblivian
How's it going to be
When you don't know me any more
How's it going to be
How's it going to be

tony286 01-09-2008 07:07 PM

The Heart Of The Matter Lyrics
» Don Henley

I got the call today, I didn't wanna hear
But I knew that it would come
An old true friend of ours was talkin' on the phone
She said you found someone
And I thought of all the bad luck,
And the struggles we went through
And how I lost me and you lost you
What are these voices outside love's open door
Make us throw off our contentment
And beg for something more?

I'm learning to live without you now
But I miss you sometimes
The more I know, the less I understand
All the things I thought I knew, I'm learning again
I've been tryin' to get down to the Heart of the Matter
But my will gets weak
And my thoughts seem to scatter
But I think it's about forgiveness
Forgiveness
Even if, even if you don't love me anymore

These times are so uncertain
There's a yearning undefined
...People filled with rage
We all need a little tenderness
How can love survive in such a graceless age
The trust and self-assurance that can lead to happiness
They're the very things we kill, I guess
Pride and competition cannot fill these empty arms
And the work I put between us,
Doesn't keep me warm

I'm learning to live without you now
But I miss you, Baby
The more I know, the less I understand
All the things I thought I figured out, I have to learn again
I've been tryin' to get down to the Heart of the Matter
But everything changes
And my friends seem to scatter
But I think it's about forgiveness
Forgiveness
Even if, even if you don't love me anymore

There are people in your life who've come and gone
They let you down and hurt your pride
Better put it all behind you; life goes on
You keep carrin' that anger, it'll eat you inside

I've been tryin' to get down to the Heart of the Matter
But my will gets weak
And my thoughts seem to scatter
But I think it's about forgiveness
Forgiveness
Even if, even if you don't love me anymore

I've been tryin' to get down to the Heart of the Matter
Because the flesh will get weak
And the ashes will scatter
So I'm thinkin' about forgiveness
Forgiveness
Even if, even if you don't love me anymore

pornask 01-09-2008 07:12 PM

congrats bud, you will no longer have to listen to her jealousy scenes and can sleep with whomever you want. There's millions of hot girls out there. Have fun ;)

MaDalton 01-09-2008 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13630495)
Over the next few weeks watch your health. Go out of your way to eat right, don't drink to much, keep the house very clean. Good luck, Lee

:eek7 :eek7

MaDalton 01-09-2008 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack (Post 13630809)
That's much better than a "lets kill myself" thing... Fuck it is much easier to deal with. :thumbsup

It's been a while man..When things smooth out, get in touch with me. It's been too long!

i hope he doesn't take your custom title personally :winkwink:

tony286 01-09-2008 07:23 PM

How broken up can you get if you asked her to leave?

NosMo 01-09-2008 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13631290)
I fucking loved that shower curtain, man. That shower curtain really tied the room together...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NosMo

Profits of Doom 01-09-2008 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NosMo (Post 13631424)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NosMo

I'm glad someone got that :thumbsup

Thee Johnclave 01-09-2008 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13631500)
I'm glad someone got that :thumbsup

He beat me to it. Fuckin' carpet pissers.

L-Pink 01-09-2008 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13630495)
Over the next few weeks watch your health. Go out of your way to eat right, don't drink to much, keep the house very clean. Good luck, Lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 13631360)
:eek7 :eek7


She's out of your life. The quickest way to move on is to start dating/banging again. You can't do that if you turn into a fat drunk slob. You also don't want it to affect your work.

I've seen to many guys quickly become exactly what girls don't want. Post make more sense now?

slapass 01-09-2008 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13631290)
I fucking loved that shower curtain, man. That shower curtain really tied the room together...

she didn't get the shower curtain as we do not have one. Glass doors but I am fucked up and other things are good so what the fuck. Pretty weird to lose the best GF of your entire life and know you will never have the same again but I can't live with her fuck....

Boa noite meus amigos!!!

slapass 01-09-2008 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 13630851)
hmmmmmmmmmm

My little rabbit you know you are the one for me. Time for your portugues lesson as this gets them everytime and worked about 20 minutes ago...

vem ca minha putinha!

I have no idea why this is universally accepted.

Mr Pheer 01-10-2008 04:15 AM

My bitch didnt take the shower curtain.. but she took the fucking can opener.

You know how you discover that the can opener is gone? You're in the kitchen and you're hungry right.. so you look in the pantry and its like hey wow a can of tuna... so you go to open it...

and then when it suddenly hits you....
Where the fuck is god damn can opener? Oh my god the bitch took it... the fuckin cunt took the fuckin can opener...

So off i go to Walgreens at 3am... and i grab a new can opener.. and the girl at the checkout is looking at me funny cause all i bought was a can opener at 3am.

So I just looked at her and said.. yeah my bitch took my fucking can opener.

At least she got a good laugh out of it :mad:

nation-x 01-10-2008 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 13630432)
go out. drink heavily. have one night stand.

repeat daily.

problem solved.

This is great advice... worked for me after 2 failed marriages... nothing like new pussy to give you a new perspective! :thumbsup:

ajrocks 01-10-2008 07:15 AM

U are better off! Go get a nice hooker! Enjoy, one day another girl will come into your life again. I hear there are lots of them out there.

Holly 01-10-2008 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13630495)
keep the house very clean.

That is, without a doubt, the strangest advice I've ever seen one guy give to another about a break up. :1orglaugh

O MARINA 01-10-2008 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 13631970)
My little rabbit you know you are the one for me. Time for your portugues lesson as this gets them everytime and worked about 20 minutes ago...

vem ca minha putinha!

I have no idea why this is universally accepted.



rabbit lol
Leave me out of your rebound misery or I will leave you and break the shower glass door if I can't take the shower curtain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shekinah 01-10-2008 08:18 AM

Oh man, maybe you did something bad to her that made up her mind... If you still love her.. errr,if you did.. well, go after her and talk about the problem.

themonk 01-10-2008 08:31 AM

and u love here ;) haha

slapass 01-10-2008 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly (Post 13633003)
That is, without a doubt, the strangest advice I've ever seen one guy give to another about a break up. :1orglaugh

I work from home which I do not know that he knows but I took it as keep active and don't let shit slide.

slapass 01-10-2008 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 13633012)
rabbit lol
Leave me out of your rebound misery or I will leave you and break the shower glass door if I can't take the shower curtain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See now you are a woman I could spark with!

:winkwink:

Mirela-superglam 01-10-2008 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 13630407)
act like you don't care, she'll go nuts and come back.

If his GF packed and he posts that. I guess he cares...But teh advice is good if you can "act"...

GAMEFINEST 01-10-2008 10:50 AM

its all good pimpin

TubeTitans_SusieQ 01-10-2008 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 13630407)
act like you don't care, she'll go nuts and come back.

sometimes true, depending on what he did wrong

Fluid 01-10-2008 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13631245)
Did she take the shower curtain?

Back in 2000 I was with a girl that I had lived with for a few years. We didn't really ever fight, but we had just become indifferent to each other. We talked about splitting up, but ended up taking a trip to Connecticut, Philadelphia, NYC, and Atlantic City for a week and had a fantastic time, and I thought things were back to normal.

The Monday that we came back we both went to work, and we both got home around the same time. I thought we were going to go out to dinner, and while I was sitting at my computer checking my e-mail I saw her parents and her sister pull up to our house in a moving truck. Fuck, I guess she must be moving out after all.

I was a bit stunned but not really upset, but her dad, who I got along with extremely well, was visibly upset, and when he found out I didn't know he looked like he was going to cry. I helped them load all of her stuff into the truck, even letting her take things she had no business taking (like a very expensive knife and sword collection we amassed together but I paid for), and that was that.

I let her take the TV in the bedroom, so that night I went to Circuit City to get a new one, and when I got back home I was just ready to crash. I go into the bathroom, only to find out she took the fucking shower curtain. FFFUUCCCKKK!!! I had to go back out at almost 1AM to get a fucking shower curtain, and I had to be at work at 7AM.

The funny thing is I had a feeling she was just doing it to try and shake me up, and I told her as she was packing that she better be sure, because once she left I would never, EVER take her back. Sure enough a few weeks later she was calling and e-mailing me saying that she made a mistake, but I had already done my grieving and was not going through it again.

Anyways, I was really just trying to say I hope she didn't take your shower curtain...


damn dude..I'd have fucked her sister if I were you

tranza 01-10-2008 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey (Post 13630413)
new thread coming soon.. "SPAM ME WITH ESCORT SPONSORS"

Lol. Only on GFY.

mrthumbs 01-10-2008 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13630495)
Over the next few weeks watch your health. Go out of your way to eat right, don't drink to much, keep the house very clean. Good luck, Lee

whats up with that type advice? i see that from women evertime..

If i felt on top of the world and started doing THAT id feel horrible in a heartbeat!!!

Profits of Doom 01-10-2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluid (Post 13634876)
damn dude..I'd have fucked her sister if I were you

If I thought it would've gotten me my shower curtain back I would've :Oh crap

The incident did serve to remind me again how devious women are to each other when it comes to ex's. I'm not saying all guys are this way, but for the most part a guy will stay away from his buddy's ex. I know out of respect to my friendship I won't have anything to do with with a friend's ex, and I like to believe my close friends extend me the same courtesy.

Women, on the other hand, take the bloody chum in the water approach when it comes to their friend's ex. We used to hang out at a lot of goth clubs back then, and the week after the break up I went to one of the clubs we frequented alone and was promptly swarmed by several of her "friends" that went on to tell me how bad she was for me, I deserved better, what am I doing later, etc etc etc.

Mistah Charlie 01-10-2008 03:02 PM

Song lyrics? What are you, 13?
 
Song lyrics? How fucking lame. Song lyrics aren't going to do shit for you son. Also, liquor is a depressive substance, and you feel like shit the next day. People advising you to drink are doing you no favors. Instead, I suggest you fuck as many hookers as you can afford. Pussy got you into this state and it will set you free. If all you can afford is a fleshlight... well, first, that's fucking sad, second... at least you have lots of free passwords. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hollywood Horwitz 01-10-2008 03:08 PM

after Internext you wont even think about her.

dirtysouth 01-10-2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 13631285)
You are one lucky man.

The truth.

/thread

gornyhuy 01-10-2008 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13631245)
Did she take the shower curtain?

Back in 2000 I was with a girl that I had lived with for a few years. We didn't really ever fight, but we had just become indifferent to each other. We talked about splitting up, but ended up taking a trip to Connecticut, Philadelphia, NYC, and Atlantic City for a week and had a fantastic time, and I thought things were back to normal.

The Monday that we came back we both went to work, and we both got home around the same time. I thought we were going to go out to dinner, and while I was sitting at my computer checking my e-mail I saw her parents and her sister pull up to our house in a moving truck. Fuck, I guess she must be moving out after all.

I was a bit stunned but not really upset, but her dad, who I got along with extremely well, was visibly upset, and when he found out I didn't know he looked like he was going to cry. I helped them load all of her stuff into the truck, even letting her take things she had no business taking (like a very expensive knife and sword collection we amassed together but I paid for), and that was that.

I let her take the TV in the bedroom, so that night I went to Circuit City to get a new one, and when I got back home I was just ready to crash. I go into the bathroom, only to find out she took the fucking shower curtain. FFFUUCCCKKK!!! I had to go back out at almost 1AM to get a fucking shower curtain, and I had to be at work at 7AM.

The funny thing is I had a feeling she was just doing it to try and shake me up, and I told her as she was packing that she better be sure, because once she left I would never, EVER take her back. Sure enough a few weeks later she was calling and e-mailing me saying that she made a mistake, but I had already done my grieving and was not going through it again.

Anyways, I was really just trying to say I hope she didn't take your shower curtain...


Classic story!! The shower curtain just puts it way over the top.

gornyhuy 01-10-2008 03:19 PM

This friend of mine who is a really nice guy, is in incredible shape physically, and is the most bad-ass martial artist on the fucking planet, was supposedly happily married to this girl. Her parents came to visit, stayed in the house for a long weekend, everyone seemed to have a great time and get along -ate meals together, etc. Tuesday morning he went to work, came home that night, the house was EMPTY and she was gone. No note, no nothing.

Now, THATs fucked up.

She got in touch later for the divorce. Just freaked out and couldn't be married or something. Not sure why? Moved back to Europe.

slapass 01-10-2008 04:11 PM

She is back so i will keep last night just between us...

:winkwink:


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