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playa · 09-30-2002, 11:02 PM

Why must the men have to go thru so much shit?

I know a man invented automatic car locks so they didn't have
to open the doors for women,,

TDF · 09-30-2002, 11:03 PM

there are rules?

Joe Sixpack · 09-30-2002, 11:04 PM

Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.

playa · 09-30-2002, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
there are rules?

if you want some pussy

Pornwolf · 09-30-2002, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa

if you want some pussy

TDF · 09-30-2002, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa

if you want some pussy

I get pussy. The usual routine goes like this:

1)nice phone calls
2) impress them with funny sense of humor and charm
3) open doors and never let them pay for anything(its a writeoff anyways)
4)listen to them and look in their eyes
5) tell them sad story about heartbroken ex relationships

rise and repeat and add additional steps as necessary.You got to be firm with women these days...ladies love strong independent men. The pie is as good as yours

playa · 09-30-2002, 11:09 PM

Ladies shouldn't order the lobster unless they plan on giving up some pussy,, thats all i gots to say bout that

beerbust03 · 09-30-2002, 11:11 PM

That's why there's girls like me, who love the pussy. That's why the girls don't buy it. They want the tingalingaling, instead of the dingalingaling!

TDF · 09-30-2002, 11:12 PM

most women know within the first 10 minutes if your worthy of the pussy IMHO. Dont let em fool ya,women plan and stick to a plan to have sex with you just like we do.Women are preadators bro.

watch Two can play at that game.Highly reccomended!

TDF · 09-30-2002, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
Ladies shouldn't order the lobster unless they plan on giving up some pussy,, thats all i gots to say bout that

she wont see tomorrow,if I dont cut tonight

MiLo · 09-30-2002, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by playa
Ladies shouldn't order the lobster unless they plan on giving up some pussy,, thats all i gots to say bout that

sounds like you just came from a really expensive date and the only thing you got was her waving her hand to you as you drove off her ex-boyfriend´s house.

better luck next time.

playa · 09-30-2002, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by MiLo TurboNegro

sounds like you just came from a really expensive date and the only thing you got was her waving her hand to you as you drove off her ex-boyfriend´s house.

haha,, so true

FlyingIguana · 09-30-2002, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by beerbust03
That's why there's girls like me, who love the pussy. That's why the girls don't buy it. They want the tingalingaling, instead of the dingalingaling!

woman pay for me cuss they want my manrod. who can resist an iguana that flies?

beerbust03 · 09-30-2002, 11:15 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by FlyingIguana
[B]

woman pay for me cuss they want my manrod. who can resist an iguana that flies?
No, who can resist a tongue that glides?

playa · 09-30-2002, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana

woman pay for me cuss they want my manrod. who can resist an iguana that flies?

woman don't care how good looking or rich you are,, sooner or later you gonna end up paying for something,

its truely a woman's world

FlyingIguana · 09-30-2002, 11:17 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by beerbust03
[B]

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana

woman pay for me cuss they want my manrod. who can resist an iguana that flies?
No, who can resist a tongue that glides?

hey, you can get a great tongue and the beef all in one sitting.

beerbust03 · 09-30-2002, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana

hey, you can get a great tongue and the beef all in one sitting.

Who would understand a woman more than me dude?

beerbust03 · 09-30-2002, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana

hey, you can get a great tongue and the beef all in one sitting.

With the tongue she's fine, don't want her getting high cholesterol with all that meat.

Note: Not indicating that you may be even marginally big.

Pornwolf · 09-30-2002, 11:20 PM

Who can resist the tongue that glides AND the rod that flies...

wait a minute...

My rod doesn't 'fly'...

Who can resist the tongue that glides and a rod that magically levitates that ass several inches off the bed!

I know it doesn't rhyme but I had to tell the truth!

FlyingIguana · 09-30-2002, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beerbust03

With the tongue she's fine, don't want her getting high cholesterol with all that meat.

no fat on this bone

beerbust03 · 09-30-2002, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana

no fat on this bone

Are you saying you have no width? If you have no width, then your not giving the female anything to work with.

My point ladies and gentlemen is that the tongue surpasses the penis. Women loooooooooooooooove to have they pussy licked. It's just the way it is.

beerbust03 · 09-30-2002, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
Who can resist the tongue that glides AND the rod that flies...

wait a minute...

My rod doesn't 'fly'...

Who can resist the tongue that glides and a rod that magically levitates that ass several inches off the bed!

I know it doesn't rhyme but I had to tell the truth!

damn you tried. But several inches off the bed.?If you can do that. Cause I'm not knocking your skill, then damn you may have me beat my friend. You just may have me beat!

playa · 09-30-2002, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
most women know within the first 10 minutes if your worthy of the pussy IMHO

not all the time,, stick around till the 4th quarter and keep working it,,

Exxxotica · 09-30-2002, 11:24 PM

Ive found that being a jerk seems to work best.

Women seem to like the badboy (not that Im one)...

THis girl Im sort of seeing now... I rarely return her calls... make her meet me places (so I dont have to pick her up)... etc.

So far things are so much better than when I try to be a nice guy to the girl.

If you are tired of being fucked over by women... fuck them over first! They love it!

playa · 09-30-2002, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
Ive found that being a jerk seems to work best.

Women seem to like the badboy (not that Im one)...

just remember girls 25 and older don't like that game

beerbust03 · 09-30-2002, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
Ive found that being a jerk seems to work best.

Women seem to like the badboy (not that Im one)...

THis girl Im sort of seeing now... I rarely return her calls... make her meet me places (so I dont have to pick her up)... etc.

So far things are so much better than when I try to be a nice guy to the girl.

If you are tired of being fucked over by women... fuck them over first! They love it!

A true pimp at his best. He's mastered his skill. Notice the intensity in his seIf you are tired of being fucked over by women... fuck them over first! They love it!

Not returning the phone call. Yes women dig that shit. They wonder "Why isn't he paying attention to me"
You should also try the pay attention to her ugly friend routine, works everytime.
And the I'm not a badboy routine is so played out, that's the only thing I'm knocking you for. Be a badboy. women dig it even more. Be strong, veril, masculine all that shit. They dig it.

But.........................Women LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVe getting their pussy licked.

Pornwolf · 09-30-2002, 11:28 PM

Nice guys really do finish last. So if you wan't to be first don't start being nice until after sex.

TDF · 09-30-2002, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa

just remember girls 25 and older don't like that game

hhhm..most of the ones I know do.They love the fact that your hard on em.If a woman is interested in you she will stick around..keep on on a leash and let em test teh waters.When they realize other dudes wont treat em better they always come back..beggin

MiLo · 09-30-2002, 11:34 PM

Promising thread. Girls are a fucking never ending story.

This will last for ever.

Exxxotica · 09-30-2002, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa

just remember girls 25 and older don't like that game

Being Im drunk... Im not going to argue this one...

Ill just come right out and say "fuck you"

TDF · 09-30-2002, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beerbust03

But.........................Women LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVe getting their pussy licked.

true enough but most women dont stay lezbos too long..they need the dick..not a dildo but a dick. They love being a woman and its only natural they get poked by a lovestick.

beerbust03 · 09-30-2002, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

true enough but most women dont stay lezbos too long..they need the dick..not a dildo but a dick. They love being a woman and its only natural they get pocked by a lovestick.

Well seeing that I've had dick before and have gone lezbo proves my point even more. Night all. And to all a goodnight.

TDF · 09-30-2002, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by beerbust03

Well seeing that I've had dick before and have gone lezbo proves my point even more. Night all. And to all a goodnight.

well that one less reject from the (men hurt me so im gonna whine)gene pool.All women love the cock!

beerbust03 · 09-30-2002, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli

well that one less reject from the (men hurt me so im gonna whine)gene pool.All women love the cock!

I love the pussy, you know damn right I do.

FlyingIguana · 09-30-2002, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beerbust03

Well seeing that I've had dick before and have gone lezbo proves my point even more. Night all. And to all a goodnight.

yes, but was it a good dick?

booker · 09-30-2002, 11:45 PM

Man.. I treat a bitch like 7UP.. never have and I never will. I ain't into all that takin' these bitches out to eat, buyin' them clothes and fancy cars, spendin' all your beautiful money on these ho's, fuck that, get them tricks out grindin' them high heels into the track, put them bitches to work 8 to 8 so they can bring me mines and bring me mines regardless.

Pornwolf · 09-30-2002, 11:46 PM

Pretty women rarely stay 100% lesbian long.

The ones that naturally look like bull dikes seem to though.

I'm not trying to be funny here. This theory comes from years of being surrounded by bi and lesbian lady friends in this fun and freaky city.

mastamindz · 09-30-2002, 11:57 PM

Best way to get pussy is find an open minded bisexual girl with lots of open minded girlfriends. Its been working for 4 years for me.

galleryseek · 10-01-2002, 12:03 AM

ooooo. talk about witty beerbust! :P

heres what i have to say on girls. alot of girls (as well as guys) are shallow people.. especially the attractive ones. as each year goes by, it seems as though society becomes more relaxed with sex in all the forms of media... so these attractive girls are targeted by guys at an earlier age without a care of any sexual morals, and these girls are molded, and turned into these materialistic slobbish whores who only base their "mate criteria" on shallow means... such as an overly obsessive care for physicality, social status, wealth, etc etc... now if you're a typical guy just looking for a quick piece of ass - then yeah, go for these girls... but to consider these girls for marriage, hah - its insane. its the very reason we have such a high divorce rate. people not using their brains, and basing their decisions on a materialistic plane through the conditionings set upon us early on creates these horrible relationship problems!

sorry about that. im in that deep mood. alright, thats enough.

(woah.. i didn't get to send that quickly, there was only several posts on here when i originaly started typing that stuff, got side tracked - damn its late)

TDF · 10-01-2002, 12:20 AM

tom leykis speaks the truth

Voodoo · 10-01-2002, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
tom leykis speaks the truth

Hey Bud... I moved that post to the main listing, as it deserves it's own thread.

You are correct though. Leykis is da BOMB! He knows his shit!

If you are interested in reading Leykis 101, I posted it:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=79846

May you get more pussy!

titmowse · 10-01-2002, 12:37 AM

must be bitter boy night at gfy

Voodoo · 10-01-2002, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by titmowse
must be bitter boy night at gfy

Hey titmowse...
Where in Texas are you located?
I'm in San Antonio. Just curious.
I didn't know Cozy was here.

EscortBiz · 10-01-2002, 12:41 AM

who needs relationships sooner or later it will be a problem im done with relationship bullshit a long time ago so much pussy out there fuck the dating shit

titmowse · 10-01-2002, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by Voodoo

Hey titmowse...
Where in Texas are you located?
I'm in San Antonio. Just curious.
I didn't know Cozy was here.

I reside at the top of Texas, next to the really big hole.

Cozy is based out of Montreal. The Internet makes it possible for a Texas gal to work for a Canadian fella.

Voodoo · 10-01-2002, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by titmowse

I reside at the top of Texas, next to the really big hole.

Cozy is based out of Montreal. The Internet makes it possible for a Texas gal to work for a Canadian fella.

LOL... The really big hole.

Cool. Just thought I'd check. Cozy is cool. I remember when they first launched... since then, they have developed into a great resource!

titmowse · 10-01-2002, 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by Voodoo

Cozy is cool. I remember when they first launched... since then, they have developed into a great resource!

thank you.

angelsofporn · 10-01-2002, 01:10 AM

The girls i treated the worst over the years still find me and call me to let me know they still have feelings for me....the ones i treated eally well never do...gotta treat em' like shit to get respect...most anyway...sad but true

On-top · 10-01-2002, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by angelsofporn
The girls i treated the worst over the years still find me and call me to let me know they still have feelings for me....the ones i treated eally well never do...gotta treat em' like shit to get respect...most anyway...sad but true

Usually it's a mixture of both, with some confidence mixed in that works the best...

Sups EMT · 10-01-2002, 02:44 AM

face it... in the US you are a dick with a wallet....

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beerbust03 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 911	[QUOTE]Originally posted by FlyingIguana [B] woman pay for me cuss they want my manrod. who can resist an iguana that flies? No, who can resist a tongue that glides? __________________ Hehehehe

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