Serious Question- Has anyone ever had a colonic?

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  • PaygeaGrl
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    • Aug 2007
    • 537

    #1

    Serious Question- Has anyone ever had a colonic?

    I have been reading alot about it and am curious who has had one and what the benefit was if any at all.
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  • After Shock Media
    It's coming look busy
    • Mar 2001
    • 35299

    #2
    Pro - you get water shot up your ass and shit all over yourself.
    Cons - you paid someone to shoot water up your ass and cause you to shit all over yourself.

    Medical benefits - Zero unless you need a CAT scan, MRI or other gastric type issue.

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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      i got a coffee colonic done

      i was refreshed

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      • seeric
        ..........
        • Aug 2004
        • 41917

        #4
        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
        i got a coffee colonic done

        i was refreshed
        it doesn't count if you did it yourself in the hotel room at the phoenix forum with the gardners hose and the hotels coffee pot from the room.

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        • Juicy D. Links
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          Originally posted by A1R3K
          it doesn't count if you did it yourself in the hotel room at the phoenix forum with the gardners hose and the hotels coffee pot from the room.
          but it was freshly brewed

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          • tony299
            lurker
            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            People have died because of them, not sterile conditions caused it so be careful.

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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151

              #7
              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
              i got a coffee colonic done

              i was refreshed
              I had Wild Turkey and ginger ale done

              I was trashed

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              • Damian_Maxcash
                So Fucking Banned
                • Oct 2002
                • 12745

                #8
                Originally posted by After Shock Media
                Pro - you get water shot up your ass and shit all over yourself.
                Cons - you paid someone to shoot water up your ass and cause you to shit all over yourself.

                Medical benefits - Zero unless you need a CAT scan, MRI or other gastric type issue.
                It can have benefits if you have someone that REALLY knows what they are doing.

                It works in a similar way to CAPD - it can be a great Detox.

                Shoving a hose up your ass and hoping for the best just wont work, however much fun it sounds.

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                • After Shock Media
                  It's coming look busy
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 35299

                  #9
                  Damien with all due respect our bodies detox just fine all by themselves and you will not find any real legit medical data saying that it detoxes you or any of the other odd ball off the wall shit it spouts like undigested meats from years ago or any of that other crap.

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                  • Drake
                    Hello world!
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 12508

                    #10
                    Whatever you do, don't use alcohol

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                    • Damian_Maxcash
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 12745

                      #11
                      Originally posted by After Shock Media
                      Damien with all due respect our bodies detox just fine all by themselves and you will not find any real legit medical data saying that it detoxes you or any of the other odd ball off the wall shit it spouts like undigested meats from years ago or any of that other crap.
                      I know it sounds like quakery and for the most part it is - but as I said if someone REALLY knows what they are doing it can be beneficial.

                      Have a look how CAPD (Continuous ambulatory peritoneal dialysis) works and you will get the idea.....

                      Its one of those strange things that from my distant past I know something about.

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                      • PaygeaGrl
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 537

                        #12
                        Thanks guys. We had some friends in town for two weeks and did stop partying. Now that they left, I feel so tired and thought a good cleanse might help me feel better
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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38957

                          #13
                          i like poo


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                          • Paul Markham
                            Too old to care
                            • Jun 2001
                            • 52942

                            #14
                            I've had a few scans Colonostophy or what ever they call them. Basically a camera up the butt, not funny. So had a few Colonics, again not fun and feel no different afterwards.

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