I am indirect contact with Jesus.... Ask Him Anything right now!!

**DEA - banned for life** · 01-07-2008, 10:29 AM

will all the people who lived and died before jesus was ever born be considered heathens and burn in hell ?

**pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-07-2008, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by DEA

will all the people who lived and died before jesus was ever born be considered heathens and burn in hell ?

Jesus: Oh ye naive child.. read you not the accounting of my life, my emergence from fertile womb...? read you not of these forsaken heathens set forth by the spirits of darkness to lie waste upon the land in anticipation of my arrival, they..are forsaken my son..all but an anointed few

**yahoo-xxx-girls.com** · 01-07-2008, 07:49 PM

Must be nice to talk to a GODsun are you going to talk to set also ?

**Nicky** · 01-07-2008, 07:50 PM

Will people ever figure out you are a fictive character?

**pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-07-2008, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by Balalsubturfyooj

Must be nice to talk to a GODsun are you going to talk to set also ?

They are one in the same

**AaronM** · 01-07-2008, 07:52 PM

Fuck him and his cousin too.

I'm tired of seeing them every time I go to Home Depot.

Go sell some fruit or something.

**amacontent** · 01-07-2008, 07:54 PM

Will the LA KINGS ever make the playoffs.

**After Shock Media** · 01-07-2008, 07:55 PM

How often should you water a tall fescue grass per week and how much?

BV · 01-07-2008, 07:57 PM

Is he black or white?

**pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-07-2008, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by Nicky

Will people ever figure out you are a fictive character?

Jesus:
Are you not a believer my child?.. must I part the oceans again? Must you witness me arise from my tomb ? must you look me in the eye to know that I exist my child, yet? you believe the realm of trees to be a forest you have never seen?

but cannot believe in I?.. my flesh.. sacrificed? and yet I remain fictive in your mortal mind. My child you will soon meet your fate by means of my wrath?.vindication belongs to I your lord

Bow down???........................................... .......bitch

**aico** · 01-07-2008, 08:01 PM

do you ever miss being able to eat M & Ms?

**pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-07-2008, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Fuck him and his cousin too.

I'm tired of seeing them every time I go to Home Depot.

Go sell some fruit or something.

Jesus: Thy father has been made aware of your displeasure

**pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-07-2008, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by amacontent

Will the LA KINGS ever make the playoffs.

Jesus: My son.. I can grant blind men sight... I can part seas... I can give the gift of life.

But I do have limits I am sorry

**papill0n** · 01-07-2008, 08:04 PM

Jesus doth thou believe in the reach around?

**pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-07-2008, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

How often should you water a tall fescue grass per week and how much?

Jesus: twice per week my child... with aprox 3 inches of the water I hae given you

**dav3** · 01-07-2008, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by pussyserver

Jesus: My son.. I can grant blind men sight... I can part seas... I can give the gift of life.

But I do have limits I am sorry

**pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-07-2008, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by BV

Is he black or white?

Jesus: I am of no color or gender my child as my being is but a reflection of all my children combined

**pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-07-2008, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by aico

do you ever miss being able to eat M & Ms?

Jesus:
Reses are the way of the lord my child? you must repent for your admitted sin

Repent!!

**Dagwolf** · 01-07-2008, 08:10 PM

Where does holy shit come from?

Does it make good fertilizer?

**pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-07-2008, 08:11 PM

Originally posted by RageCash-Ben

Jesus doth thou believe in the reach around?

Jesus: Yes my child? thy reach around is the only true path of thy lord. Thou shalt not follow the false prophets of the reach behind, or the reach under? those will be forsaken by the lord? thy practitioners of thy reach around will be anointed sainthood

**pornask** · 01-07-2008, 08:12 PM

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

**pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-07-2008, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

Where does holy shit come from?

Does it make good fertilizer?

Jesus: This my child serves as a reminder to all mankind of the great supper. Ecoli is bad my child..very bad

**nosey** · 01-07-2008, 08:16 PM

Concentrate on the four little dots in the middle of the picture for about 30 seconds... then look @ the wall

classic

**papill0n** · 01-07-2008, 08:18 PM

Jesus you really know your shit

**DaddyHalbucks** · 01-07-2008, 08:30 PM

Ask him if he knows Donny.

**pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-07-2008, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks

Ask him if he knows Donny.

Jesus: Donny is protected?????????.

In his head

**everestcash** · 01-07-2008, 08:49 PM

**gimo33** · 01-07-2008, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by pussyserver

Jesus: My son.. I can grant blind men sight... I can part seas... I can give the gift of life.

But I do have limits I am sorry

**dollface.killah** · 01-07-2008, 10:28 PM

What would you do!?

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**PerrieBelle** · 01-07-2008, 10:29 PM

"If we are all God's children... What is so special about Jesus?"

I am indirect contact with Jesus.... Ask Him Anything right now!!

I am indirect contact with Jesus.... Ask Him Anything right now!!

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