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  • fuckingfuck
    Confirmed User
    • May 2007
    • 521

    #1

    Annoying friends who want to get into the biz

    I have a friend who thinks this job is very easy and you can make a fortune by spending 5 mins per day. I tried to help him and offered him a few things he can do to start helping me. Gave him a list of URLs to write descriptions for, found that too boring. Video editing - boring. Image editing - boring.

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  • GrouchyAdmin
    Now choke yourself!
    • Apr 2006
    • 12085

    #2
    So you posted this thread, which is incredibly boring.

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    • L-Pink
      working on my tan
      • Mar 2005
      • 39151

      #3
      Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
      So you posted this thread, which is incredibly boring.

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      • seeric
        ..........
        • Aug 2004
        • 41917

        #4
        thankfully none of my outside the industry friends want in.

        i would tell them theyre on their own.

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        • VForV
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2007
          • 235

          #5
          Shit, this thread sucks ass.
          ICQ: 446-395-087 - I am the FUTURE of this industry! Also: Dating 1:4 join 1:35 sales

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          • Sosa
            In Tushy Land
            • Oct 2002
            • 40149

            #6
            I tried helping a few friends, one of them didn't mind submitting galleries for a while. Most don't like doing the same thing everyday like I'm doing pretty much. Or maybe it was just the work I was giving them to do lol

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            • fuckingfuck
              Confirmed User
              • May 2007
              • 521

              #7
              Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
              So you posted this thread, which is incredibly boring.
              and you bore yourself by reading every single thread that doesn't even interest you?
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              • L-Pink
                working on my tan
                • Mar 2005
                • 39151

                #8
                Originally posted by fuckingfuck
                and you bore yourself by reading every single thread that doesn't even interest you?
                get a sense of humor, you'll need it here

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                • Evil E
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 3201

                  #9
                  Originally posted by fuckingfuck
                  I have a friend who thinks this job is very easy and you can make a fortune by spending 5 mins per day. I tried to help him and offered him a few things he can do to start helping me. Gave him a list of URLs to write descriptions for, found that too boring. Video editing - boring. Image editing - boring.

                  If someone tells me he's interested I just give him a link to cozy and tell him to RTFM. I did that once and never heard back from the person about that subject.


                  A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                  So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                  • GrouchyAdmin
                    Now choke yourself!
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 12085

                    #10
                    Originally posted by fuckingfuck
                    and you bore yourself by reading every single thread that doesn't even interest you?
                    I bore myself to sleep by replying to half-witted attempts at threads, much like this one. I'm saving a fortune on Ambien.

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                    • TheSenator
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 13340

                      #11
                      Yeah, I had a few friends who wanted in....most of them couldn't handle sitting in front of a computer for more than two hours.

                      I told them before they can be a true adult webmaster, they must quit their mainstream job, don't follow any schedule, stay up past 4:00am, wake up naturally, must be able to at least handle sitting in front of the computer for 5 hours straight in their underwear, must be able to get the latest news on any topic, be able to drink and work, etc... this list is bigger...keep adding...
                      ISeekGirls.com since 2005

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                      • fuckingfuck
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2007
                        • 521

                        #12
                        Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                        I bore myself to sleep by replying to half-witted attempts at threads, much like this one. I'm saving a fortune on Ambien.
                        I'm sure you have lots of time to do that... considering that shitty scripts you offer (based on your signature link).
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                        • GrouchyAdmin
                          Now choke yourself!
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 12085

                          #13
                          Originally posted by fuckingfuck
                          I'm sure you have lots of time to do that... considering that shitty scripts you offer (based on your signature link).
                          Show us your tits.

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                          • OzMan
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 9162

                            #14
                            "I'm sick of my job, can you show me that thing you do from home because I don't want a real job anymore"

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                            • Barefootsies
                              Choice is an Illusion
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 42635

                              #15
                              Originally posted by fuckingfuck
                              I have a friend who thinks this job is very easy and you can make a fortune by spending 5 mins per day. I tried to help him and offered him a few things he can do to start helping me. Gave him a list of URLs to write descriptions for, found that too boring. Video editing - boring. Image editing - boring.

                              Your pal is no different then many others we all know.

                              I love people who are friends, or not, and contact me to say something to the effect of, "Yeah, I would do your business if you can help me make $1k a day".

                              Oh yeah sure. Lemme grab my magic lamp and grant you three wishes.

                              Should You Email Your Members?

                              Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                              Enough Said.

                              "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                              • Barefootsies
                                Choice is an Illusion
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 42635

                                #16
                                Originally posted by knew
                                If someone tells me he's interested I just give him a link to cozy and tell him to RTFM. I did that once and never heard back from the person about that subject.
                                That's hilarious, I do the same thing now.

                                I give them a set of links. I tell them to read through all of them, and once they are done. I will ask them about the info. If they can answer my questions, I will help them (for free).

                                None have made it.

                                Should You Email Your Members?

                                Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                Enough Said.

                                "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                • xmas13
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 5176

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Barefootsies
                                  I love people who are friends, or not, and contact me to say something to the effect of, "Yeah, I would do your business if you can help me make $1k a day".

                                  Oh yeah sure. Lemme grab my magic lamp and grant you three wishes.

                                  ICQ 557504926

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                                  • wargames
                                    Kliris
                                    • May 2003
                                    • 10423

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by knew
                                    If someone tells me he's interested I just give him a link to cozy and tell him to RTFM. I did that once and never heard back from the person about that subject.
                                    LOL i do the same cozy academy ftw
                                    ICQ 212-115-582
                                    Email Steve at Vas Media Group .com

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                                    • Xrated J
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 4347

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                      I bore myself to sleep by replying to half-witted attempts at threads, much like this one. I'm saving a fortune on Ambien.

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                                      • AaronM
                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 46923

                                        #20
                                        Nothing but problems ever come out of this situation.

                                        These days I just ignore people when they try to drop hints about me helping them get into the biz.

                                        I used to try but that got old REAL fast and fucked up my business/recruiting efforts as well.

                                        Just another headache that I don't need.

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                                        • ridikuloz
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 2080

                                          #21
                                          tell him that he can start by signing up to your affiliate links and make $30+ a sale.
                                          Each persons' level of stupidity makes us different.

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                                          • NickB.
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 8856

                                            #22
                                            I always tell them to start being a stunt cock, the way up from there is easy LOL

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                                            • LexiSexton
                                              Registered User
                                              • Dec 2007
                                              • 62

                                              #23
                                              UGH! I know! A bunch of guys try to brag to me about how long they can fuck and they should be in porns... haha thats not all it takes hunny!!!

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                                              • Xrated J
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 4347

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by LexiSexton
                                                UGH! I know! A bunch of guys try to brag to me about how long they can fuck and they should be in porns... haha thats not all it takes hunny!!!
                                                what else does it take?

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                                                • Steve Awesome
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 1575

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Yonnie Gogolack
                                                  what else does it take?
                                                  32 ounces of cum.

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                                                  • mynameisyep
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Oct 2007
                                                    • 233

                                                    #26
                                                    Just kick your friend off
                                                    The Adult Niche
                                                    EMAIL ME

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                                                    • LexiSexton
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Dec 2007
                                                      • 62

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Yonnie Gogolack
                                                      what else does it take?

                                                      It takes realizing that its not just like fucking in bed! There are people around, hot ass lights, stopping video to do stills, "cumming on command", and a bunch of other aspects that they don't realize!

                                                      Our company produces a dozen adult video lines and there is a lot more to it than most people think.

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                                                      • tony299
                                                        lurker
                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 57021

                                                        #28
                                                        I tell them the truth ,how its not easy money anymore. You have to be able to do your day job and work full time nights and weekends. Plan on making very little money for at least 6 months. They look at me like im lying and go away. lol

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                                                        • sicone
                                                          Retired
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 18453

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                                          So you posted this thread, which is incredibly boring.
                                                          at least we have Christine Model too watch bounce

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                                                          • Jayvis
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                            • 5430

                                                            #30
                                                            Luckily, my friends think I bullshit everything I say when it comes to this biz and thus I don't have to worry about this kinda stuff!

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                                                            • Violetta
                                                              Affiliate
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 28735

                                                              #31
                                                              Give it up... there's no hope for him lol
                                                              M&A Queen

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                                                              • CleopatraoftheNile
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2007
                                                                • 284

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                                                I bore myself to sleep by replying to half-witted attempts at threads, much like this one. I'm saving a fortune on Ambien.
                                                                Oh My God!!! This is my favourite comment from this entire website!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                                my sides hurt from how loud and long I laughed. I hope I get to meet you in Vegas!!!!
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