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.~. · 01-05-2008, 05:38 PM

What happens if your dog really takes a bite on your peanutbutter covered nutsack and causes a very serious injury? Do you go to the hospital and risk having him realize that there are traces of peanut butter in the wound and that you were committing a felony?

Or, do you just let the weeping angry wound heal by itself and maybe try to treat it with home remedies - and pray your entire nutsack doesn't get infected and later need to be amputated at the hospital you tried to avoid in the first place?

What if the local news does a report on the story after the doctors report it to the authorities?

Just wondering.

SexualDragon · 01-05-2008, 05:42 PM

If that happened to me I would ask myself "why?"

L-Pink · 01-05-2008, 05:45 PM

The Duck · 01-05-2008, 06:07 PM

I would rinse the fucking thing in water then head for the white coats..

.~. · 01-05-2008, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by kandah

I would rinse the fucking thing in water then head for the white coats..

The traces of peanutbutter would still be there. Anyway, what would you tell them happened?

How did a dog bit onto your naked nutsack?

And again, why are there traces of peanutbutter in the wound?

Gerco · 01-05-2008, 06:19 PM

So, I was masturbating to a great porno, reached for my Peanut butter sandwich and dropped it in my lap while my Great dane was walking by.... Before I knew what had happened the sandwich AND my nuts where gone.

.~. · 01-05-2008, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerco

So, I was masturbating to a great porno, reached for my Peanut butter sandwich and dropped it in my lap while my Great dane was walking by.... Before I knew what had happened the sandwich AND my nuts where gone.

OH SHIT - LOL!

Thar you go!!! I almost believe it myself!!!

zigx · 01-05-2008, 06:58 PM

just say ur gf is a freak and just caught you cheating.

01-05-2008, 05:38 PM	#1
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