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Old 01-04-2008, 09:07 AM   #1
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep'a scrollin'...











So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
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Old 01-04-2008, 09:08 AM   #2
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nice one
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Old 01-04-2008, 09:15 AM   #3
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Old 01-04-2008, 09:16 AM   #4
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Uhmmm... Not THAT funny if you ask me...

But thanks for sharing!
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Old 01-04-2008, 09:20 AM   #5
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That made me laugh. good one.
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Old 01-04-2008, 09:26 AM   #6
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I think that may be the first joke I've heard that requires comprehensive reading for the punchline.

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Old 01-04-2008, 10:36 AM   #7
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Old 01-04-2008, 10:45 AM   #8
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haha awesome lol
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Old 01-04-2008, 10:48 AM   #9
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Okay, I came into this thread to tell you that these daily jokes were getting almost as annoying as Sarah_MaxCash threads but that actually made me laugh. Carry on.
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:00 AM   #10
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lol....there is a perfect woman?
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Old 01-04-2008, 12:18 PM   #11
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:29 PM   #12
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lol! great joke..perfect woman doesn't know how to drive.
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:34 PM   #13
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Very cute It must not have been Vicki Butler-Henderson driving, then.
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:38 PM   #14
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Hehehe, that ones quite good !
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:41 PM   #15
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Good one of course the chick keep scrolling down...
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Old 01-04-2008, 03:26 PM   #16
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Old 01-04-2008, 07:04 PM   #17
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Okay, I came into this thread to tell you that these daily jokes were getting almost as annoying as Sarah_MaxCash threads but that actually made me laugh. Carry on.
glad you approve
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Old 01-04-2008, 07:39 PM   #18
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Old 01-04-2008, 07:43 PM   #20
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Heh heh..that made me chuckle
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