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Old 01-03-2008, 10:26 AM   #1
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Thursday's Joke

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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Old 01-03-2008, 10:54 AM   #2
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veeeery smart
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Old 01-03-2008, 12:13 PM   #3
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heh, smooth...
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Old 01-03-2008, 12:15 PM   #4
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hehehehe....
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Old 01-03-2008, 12:16 PM   #5
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Never heard that one..nice!!!
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Old 01-03-2008, 12:24 PM   #6
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haha nice one!
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Old 01-03-2008, 12:37 PM   #7
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Very nice indeed!
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Old 01-03-2008, 12:38 PM   #8
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