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Compdoctor · 01-02-2008, 09:21 AM

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

MichelleB · 01-02-2008, 09:24 AM

lol good one.

FredIsMe · 01-02-2008, 09:27 AM

Oldie but a goodie

Violetta · 01-02-2008, 09:50 AM

hahahaha.. awsome!

woj · 01-02-2008, 02:28 PM

sniperwolf · 01-02-2008, 02:48 PM

nice one Comp!

_Richard_ · 01-02-2008, 02:58 PM

haha that's great

D · 01-02-2008, 02:59 PM

donkevlar · 01-02-2008, 04:04 PM

Older but a gooder

gornyhuy · 01-02-2008, 04:21 PM

Heheheh new to me.

01-02-2008, 09:21 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Wednesday's Joke One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy." __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

01-02-2008, 09:50 AM	#4
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