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DaddyHalbucks

01-02-2008 11:56 AM

Agreed. 9 times out of 10 they can't play or sing for shit.

Brother Bilo

01-02-2008 12:01 PM

This guy used to bring his guitar to the local dive I regulared and he sucked so bad. He got run the fuck out quick when he ended up pulling the only good looking girl in the bar one night. She must of been dumb to fall for his shit though, fucking guy had to stop 2 or 3 times in the middle of the song because he fucked up.

Mr Pheer

01-02-2008 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13589658)

when you are paying hookers by the fucking hour they better suck your dick no matter what you do.

guitars are for chumps, you are not a rockstar just a wannabe.

lol I've never been with a hooker in my life

I usually get asked to play... but thats a given when friends are over and they see amps and guitars :thumbsup

media

01-02-2008 12:41 PM

I prefer to pull out my cock and start playing with it at parties.. It works every time.. There's no shame in my game baby!

s9ann0

01-02-2008 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo (Post 13591617)

Who the fuck just starts playing the drums in the middle of a party to try and get laid? Never seen that before. I've seen the a dude jump on the drums with the rest of the band, but not solo.

Doesn't seem like it would get em wet to me.

I mean like new age types with those little bongos you can buy in fairtrade shops

MetaMan

01-02-2008 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 13592470)

lol I've never been with a hooker in my life

I usually get asked to play... but thats a given when friends are over and they see amps and guitars :thumbsup

if someone is lame enough to ask you to show them your "skills" then getting layed has to do with that they already wanted it from you and not because you are remotley decent on the guitar.

Bassmaster

01-02-2008 12:51 PM

Easy on the guitars are for chumps part!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13589638)

Wonder why you arent getting layed? no one wants you hear you play your faggot ass guitar and that includes hot bitches.

Guitars are for chumps and only complete losers actually carry them around with you.

I was at a new years party and this idiot started to play guitar i tossed in a CD and turned it up to defen the sound, and guess what people started dancing.

If you want hot bitches at your parties or even want to get layed by an ugly bitch put away your fucking guitar you look lame. and no one wants to hear your half assed musical skills other then your own mother, :2 cents:

I play guitar and agree with you 100% that it is cheesey and stupid to break out a guitar to try and show off!!! Saying guitars are for chumps is a little bit much!!! This reminds me of the scene in Animal House when Belushi breaks the acoustic guitar when the dude is singing a sappy song!!!

_Richard_

01-02-2008 12:51 PM

this is just like... like... 9th grade!

MetaMan

01-02-2008 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll (Post 13592705)

this is just like... like... 9th grade!

i am pretty sure you not getting layed isnt just like 9th grade. :2 cents:

Andy Servers4Less

01-02-2008 12:54 PM

Sums it up nicely:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FEIwrQi0CkQ

Lance69

01-02-2008 01:00 PM

The party we went to had a place set up downstairs with Amps and Mics. Great times! There was also a hardwood floor in the livingroom cleared out for the dancing and stereo!
Both makes for a great party.

polish_aristocrat

01-03-2008 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus (Post 13591365)

What annoys me most is the backpackers who bring their guitars when travelling. Then they start playing in their hostels and public places, acting as if they're 'free souls'. It's just so damn pretentious...

i thought YOU like hostels for the very reason that you can find 'free souls' there

desus

01-03-2008 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar (Post 13591111)

the guys who play guitar hero at parties are up there too

chicks dig guitar hero tho.

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