So I bought a Segway today.

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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714
    #1

    So I bought a Segway today.

    I live a couple of miles away from where I'm opening up my art gallery, so I decided instead of having to drive back and forth every day, I'd just get a Segway.

    All I can say is these things are way way WAY cool!

    FYI: If you don't see me around for a while, that probably just means I managed to kill myself dead while flying off my Segway head first at 12 miles per hour into a telephone poll after hitting a curb.
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    • tony299
      lurker
      • Aug 2002
      • 57021
      #2
      So when will there be a video? Congrats on your purchase.

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        • BoyAlley
          So Fucking Gay
          • Nov 2004
          • 19714
          #3
          Originally posted by tony404
          So when will there be a video?
          As soon as I get my leather riding chaps in the mail that I ordered.

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            • Fizzgig
              Registered User
              • Feb 2004
              • 9649
              #4
              Somehow I doubt the sincerity of this thread.
              ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                • BoyAlley
                  So Fucking Gay
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 19714
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Fizzgig
                  Somehow I doubt the sincerity of this thread.
                  No I really did buy a Segway. Had to drive almost 4 damn hours round trip to pick it up and get trained on it too.

                  Cripe Mighty.

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                    • WarChild
                      Let slip the dogs of war.
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 17263
                      #6
                      .

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                        • BoyAlley
                          So Fucking Gay
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 19714
                          #7
                          Originally posted by WarChild



                          Mine's all black. I are tactical faggot.

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                            • WarChild
                              Let slip the dogs of war.
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 17263
                              #8
                              Originally posted by BoyAlley



                              Mine's all black. I are tactical faggot.
                              Did you get the laser guided breeder seeking meat missile option?
                              .

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                                • ProducerCashDave
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 3983
                                  #9
                                  hope you get run over
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                                    • donkevlar
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 4325
                                      #10
                                      HA those things are fucking hilarious, but fun as hell.

                                      What's the max speed?
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                                        • BoyAlley
                                          So Fucking Gay
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 19714
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by donkevlar
                                          What's the max speed?
                                          12.5 mph

                                          Vroom Vroooooooooom!

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                                            • BoyAlley
                                              So Fucking Gay
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 19714
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by BadBoy_Dave
                                              hope you get run over
                                              Feast upon my penis breeder!

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                                                • Deej
                                                  I make pixels work
                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 24386
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley



                                                  Mine's all black. I are tactical faggot.
                                                  Ninja fag

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                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 19714
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Deej
                                                      Ninja fag

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                                                        • Sands
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                          • 3134
                                                          #15

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                                                            • aico
                                                              Moo Moo Cow
                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 14748
                                                              #16
                                                              Ride a bike.

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                                                                • 'So Fucking Money
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 694
                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • marketsmart
                                                                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 20419
                                                                      #18
                                                                      segways are gay... oh... nevermind...

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                                                                        • Grapesoda
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 46238
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I've only seen one in my area and only one time.

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                                                                            • OzMan
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 9162
                                                                              #20
                                                                              a few casino/mall security guards use them in Vegas

                                                                              I've been wanting to try the offroad version for eco friendly trail riding

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                                                                                • BoyAlley
                                                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                  • 19714
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                  segways are gay... oh... nevermind...
                                                                                  Lawds Mercy! I know breeder I know!

                                                                                  I was riding it around town on the nice new smooth sidewalks to get use to it, and by the time I was done, I had a long line of twinks following behind me.

                                                                                  I'm like a faggot version of the Pied Piper on that thing!

                                                                                  Best evers on earth!
                                                                                  Last edited by BoyAlley; 12-31-2007, 06:47 PM.

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                                                                                    • FredIsMe
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                      • 2406
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      You're driving a couple miles on a segway? Now that is gay.

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                                                                                        • =^..^=
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                          • 6935
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          i got my kid an electric scooter for xmas and ive been riding a lot myself so i have also been thinking about getting a segway.

                                                                                          vrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

                                                                                          PS - u HAVE to post pics
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                                                                                            • spacedog
                                                                                              Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                                              • 14149
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I've seen cops in my old home town riding around on those.

                                                                                              They look so fucking retarded

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                                                                                                • BoyAlley
                                                                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                                  • 19714
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by spacedog
                                                                                                  They look so fucking retarded

                                                                                                  I don't look retarded on it, i just look really really REALLY fucking gay. Which is appropriate anyway, so I think we have a winner!

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                                                                                                    • Malicious Biz
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                                                      • 4575
                                                                                                      #26

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                                                                                                        • spacedog
                                                                                                          Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                                          • 14149
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                                                          I don't look retarded on it, i just look really really REALLY fucking gay. Which is appropriate anyway, so I think we have a winner!
                                                                                                          I meant the cops looked retarded on them.

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                                                                                                            • CunningStunt
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                                                              • 5594
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                                                              I was riding it around town on the nice new smooth sidewalks to get use to it, and by the time I was done, I had a long line of twinks following behind me.

                                                                                                              I'm like a faggot version of the Pied Piper on that thing!
                                                                                                              Funniest thing I've ever read on GFY by a long shot.

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                                                                                                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                  • 18208
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                                                                                                                      • Aug 2007
                                                                                                                      • 125
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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                                                                                                                        • candyflip
                                                                                                                          Carpe Visio
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                          • 43069
                                                                                                                          #31
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                                                                                                                              • 47882
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