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Penthouse Tony 12-31-2007 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 13584899)
I have had my bowflex for over 4 years. I use it regularly and keep on a routine, when I am home I eat very well. You can add size if you take care of the machine and don't keep the bows bent at all times.

The trick is just like anything else. If you use it, it will work!

For me instead of driving 15 minutes each way to and from the Gym I walk downstairs and in the 30 minutes of drive time I get my work out in.

Not so tender thighs anymore?

iSMOKE 12-31-2007 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 13582576)
Who has, or has had one? Done their 6 weeks challenge? Results?

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the content guy 12-31-2007 06:30 PM

I bought one of their TreadClimbers for $2500 about 6 mos ago. Took me about 4 fucking hours to assemble it. I have used it once for 10 minutes. The concept is good, but the only workout I got from it was writing the check for it and lugging the 4 really fucking heavy boxes into the house.

iSMOKE 12-31-2007 06:30 PM

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Fizzgig 12-31-2007 06:42 PM

Well, I think this has been answered!

TimBlaze 12-31-2007 06:46 PM

it never really seemed like a good value to me. the only one i ever seen on TV that actually looks like a real home gym that u could put in some real work on is the Total Gym XL that one that Chuck Norris and Wesley Snipes endorse

Barefootsies 01-01-2008 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by iSMOKE (Post 13585006)

:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by the content guy (Post 13585014)
the only workout I got from it was writing the check for it and lugging the 4 really fucking heavy boxes into the house.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

justFred 01-01-2008 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 13583055)
There is a reason they never show the bowflex in peoples rooms and always in a warehouse setting, the thing is a fucking monster, it devours a room.

I have one here at home and I second this comment.

The bowflex, when it was in my garage, got used regularly and it worked really well. I don't use it now, but that's because it's in a room where someone else sleeps. It got moved from the garage to upstairs and hence became dusty.

It also made for a great place to fuck, you have to use your imagination, but it's pretty fucking cool when you're used to the same old sex.

CC 01-01-2008 12:58 AM

It's a piece of crap. Either get real equipment or join a gym.

Mr. Mojo Risin 01-01-2008 01:21 AM

I used to have one. Didn't use it much though. It was nice when I used it though. Beats spending 45 bucks/month on a gym membership + time and gas spent to get to the gym and back. So it takes about an hour to get a 30 minute workout at a gym. You really don't need a bowflex or gym membership as you can do everything you need to with a exercise bike and some free weights and this:

http://bodylastics.com/

Don't overdo it with the weights and go too fast and get wrist and hand tendinitis like I did!

Barefootsies 01-01-2008 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mojo Risin (Post 13586038)
Don't overdo it with the weights and go too fast and get wrist and hand tendinitis like I did!

dayum

:Oh crap

Mr. Mojo Risin 01-01-2008 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 13586233)
dayum

:Oh crap

yeah, it's not a good thing to have when you use a computer a lot and are a Computer Science student/programmer

I tried to work my way up to curling 75 lbs too fast.... I've had it since around April. I think it's gradually healing(takes forever to heal and some rest), but the flare ups when I type too much suck...

Drake 01-01-2008 04:31 AM

It'll would work if you use it. It provides resistance, so you'lld surely get resistance training. Using weights is really no different. The trick is to actually use them and eat healthy in the process. If simply burning fat is your main concern you're better off with a treadmill and walking 1 - 1.5 hrs/day at 4mph (while maintaining a proper diet).

Barefootsies 01-01-2008 09:00 AM

For those who have/use bowflex. Did you ever upgrade to the 400 lbs worth of weights, or you are still at the 200?

.~. 01-01-2008 09:32 AM

My ballsack is far too large. Everytime I try to get on a bench, my ballsack hangs off to the side and usually touches the ground. It is very distracting.

Barefootsies 01-01-2008 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by .~. (Post 13586689)
My ballsack is far too large. Everytime I try to get on a bench, my ballsack hangs off to the side and usually touches the ground. It is very distracting.

:helpme:helpme

latinasojourn 01-01-2008 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 13586633)
For those who have/use bowflex. Did you ever upgrade to the 400 lbs worth of weights, or you are still at the 200?


don't know about that.

you vary resistance be adding or subtracting your tension bows.

so you can fine tune the resistance as you get stronger.

you'll find a bunch of bowflex machines on ebay in perfect condition selling for
50% or less of retail.

do a zip code search for proximity and go pick one up, otherwise shipping will be expensive.

good luck.

latinasojourn 01-01-2008 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by CC (Post 13585967)
It's a piece of crap. Either get real equipment or join a gym.

the bowflex is for toning, not so much for body building.

using it for 15 mins a day will make your body (from the neck down) look you are about 25 years old. (and i am 57 with a 22 yr old wife --- not sure if i could do that without proper diet and exercise)

slim, and toned, swimmer's build. (and for sex a slim body makes your dick look bigger, a bulky muscular body makes your dick look smaller)

of course you do have to be religious about using it (and eat a careful diet).

Barefootsies 01-01-2008 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by latinasojourn (Post 13587100)
don't know about that.

you vary resistance be adding or subtracting your tension bows.

so you can fine tune the resistance as you get stronger.

you'll find a bunch of bowflex machines on ebay in perfect condition selling for
50% or less of retail.

do a zip code search for proximity and go pick one up, otherwise shipping will be expensive.

good luck.

Actually you CAN add in 200 more lbs worth of bows.

They gave me that offer when I made the purchase. So I am guessing most people never bought more, which is why they are saying they can't 'bulk up' on bowflex.

:2 cents:

Barefootsies 01-01-2008 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by latinasojourn (Post 13587131)
the bowflex is for toning, not so much for body building.

using it for 15 mins a day will make your body (from the neck down) look you are about 25 years old. (and i am 57 with a 22 yr old wife --- not sure if i could do that without proper diet and exercise)

slim, and toned, swimmer's build. (and for sex a slim body makes your dick look bigger, a bulky muscular body makes your dick look smaller)

of course you do have to be religious about using it (and eat a careful diet).

I'll settle for your swimmer bod at 57, minus the grey hair :winkwink:

I do not need to bulk up. Was just asking. I am 6', and wide as a mack truck in the shoulders. So even I was my target weight, I would still look like a freight train.

Mr Pheer 01-01-2008 02:08 PM

I love my bowflex. I'm seeing excellant results, but I work out with it 6 days a week and do cardio 7 days a week. I also have a nice, structured diet with absolutely no junk food. I eat 6 times a day.

But dont just take my word for it... ask Zoe :thumbsup

Socks 01-01-2008 02:14 PM

To stop myself from thinking a purchase will make me work out, I have a simple philosophy.

Jail cell workout.

Floor, wall, chair/bed/couch.

If you can get to the point where these things aren't sufficient and you've been doing it for at least 3-6 months steady and then decide you need something more, then you'll be in a position to actually use a piece of equipment.

If you can't motivate yourself to get on the floor and use it, who are you kidding?

Guys come home from jail ripped on a regular basis, and they mostly used - the floor.

Barefootsies 01-01-2008 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 13587832)
To stop myself from thinking a purchase will make me work out, I have a simple philosophy.

Jail cell workout.

Floor, wall, chair/bed/couch.

If you can get to the point where these things aren't sufficient and you've been doing it for at least 3-6 months steady and then decide you need something more, then you'll be in a position to actually use a piece of equipment.

If you can't motivate yourself to get on the floor and use it, who are you kidding?

Guys come home from jail ripped on a regular basis, and they mostly used - the floor.

Well given 24 hours in a cell for decades, and nothing else to do, I can see why.

However, under this line of thinking...

Until you can hunt your own food, and cook by the fire. Don't bother buying a stove.

:winkwink:

No offense. Just kidding.
:1orglaugh

WarChild 01-01-2008 02:22 PM

God I hate January. There's going to be a whole bunch of new assholes in the gym, fat as fuck and without a clue as to what they should actually do. Getting in the way, interupting super and triple sets and generally pissing me off.

Fuck beef creatures and their new years resolutions.


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