I love the New Year, I get to FIRE Sponsors... haha - GoFuckYourself.com

teksonline · 01-01-2008, 05:51 AM

The first week of the year, I go over all traffic stats of all sponsor programs,
see who's cutting it, and who is not... it's very easy to see who's doing what, who's sucking, and who's just an outright thief... off year round traffic numbers..

Sure all sponsors and traffic levels and whatnot are different, provide different amounts of content, and all that jazz, but the bottom line comes down to, how much cost per unique.. and trust me i know what the cost should be

Anyhow, the bad ones, I keep all that info bobbled up into my tiny little skull as we re-work the coming year... So don't expect any drama, and to those people, please don't call us, we'll call you! But the bottom line is I get to giggle my ass off to you ones that think you are still going to get the traffic at the measly .01/unique you are currenty thinking you can get away with... lol trust me, when it comes down to anyone and money, you better believe its understood more clearly then lumps on our wives body, and no you havnt fooled anyone... we know, we reduced, we expiramented, you failed and will now be replaced..

Whats even more funny is like how some of these clueless sponsor programs they like shave or suck so badly, that like they are shaving accounts that only do a little something $300 which probably should be doing easily $1500 a period but they cut so much from the start so bad, we just dont ever even send em enough to make anything. What Goofballs!, talk about shaving your own ass, lol.

Anyhow... time for new business aquaintences, got what it takes? hit me up for big time bananas. In 2008 we Saleabrate!

Oracle Porn · 01-01-2008, 05:57 AM

moderated shaving is where its at

teksonline · 01-01-2008, 06:06 AM

What I noticed this last year, Is either a lot of these sponsor sites SUCK REALLY BAD, or are shaving the fuck off rebills, seriously to the point of possibly 100% rebill shaving... Shaving rebills is a good way to get your program shitcanned quickly and probably the dumbest thing any sponsor could do regardless the length user has been subscribed, you should be happy
with that, and you bet the user base would grow if affiliate sees this.

We have a system of choose who gets rebill/pps and all that jazz
and wow i just look at the percentage is like 90% pps, and probably would be 95% because some programs dont offer PPS options. Never been that high in the past, so must mean alot of sponsors are hurting.

01-01-2008, 05:51 AM	#1
teksonline So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At My Desk Posts: 2,904	I love the New Year, I get to FIRE Sponsors... haha The first week of the year, I go over all traffic stats of all sponsor programs, see who's cutting it, and who is not... it's very easy to see who's doing what, who's sucking, and who's just an outright thief... off year round traffic numbers.. Sure all sponsors and traffic levels and whatnot are different, provide different amounts of content, and all that jazz, but the bottom line comes down to, how much cost per unique.. and trust me i know what the cost should be Anyhow, the bad ones, I keep all that info bobbled up into my tiny little skull as we re-work the coming year... So don't expect any drama, and to those people, please don't call us, we'll call you! But the bottom line is I get to giggle my ass off to you ones that think you are still going to get the traffic at the measly .01/unique you are currenty thinking you can get away with... lol trust me, when it comes down to anyone and money, you better believe its understood more clearly then lumps on our wives body, and no you havnt fooled anyone... we know, we reduced, we expiramented, you failed and will now be replaced.. Whats even more funny is like how some of these clueless sponsor programs they like shave or suck so badly, that like they are shaving accounts that only do a little something $300 which probably should be doing easily $1500 a period but they cut so much from the start so bad, we just dont ever even send em enough to make anything. What Goofballs!, talk about shaving your own ass, lol. Anyhow... time for new business aquaintences, got what it takes? hit me up for big time bananas. In 2008 we Saleabrate!

01-01-2008, 05:57 AM	#2
Oracle Porn Affiliate Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Icq: 94-399-723 Posts: 24,433	moderated shaving is where its at __________________

01-01-2008, 06:06 AM	#3
teksonline So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At My Desk Posts: 2,904	What I noticed this last year, Is either a lot of these sponsor sites SUCK REALLY BAD, or are shaving the fuck off rebills, seriously to the point of possibly 100% rebill shaving... Shaving rebills is a good way to get your program shitcanned quickly and probably the dumbest thing any sponsor could do regardless the length user has been subscribed, you should be happy with that, and you bet the user base would grow if affiliate sees this. We have a system of choose who gets rebill/pps and all that jazz and wow i just look at the percentage is like 90% pps, and probably would be 95% because some programs dont offer PPS options. Never been that high in the past, so must mean alot of sponsors are hurting.