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12-28-2007, 09:57 AM
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Friday's Joke
"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked. "No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother. "What does that mean?" asked the child. Embarrassed and not wanting to get into a biological discussion with her young daughter, the Mother said, "Oh, just go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in heat, and that I had to come talk to you." Not wanting to have the biological discussion either, the father said, "Bring Fifi over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear end with it. "Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you can only go around the block once." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash. "Where is Fifi?" her father asked. "She should be here in a minute," advised the daughter. "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home." |
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12-28-2007, 10:23 AM
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seen this one before....but its still funny ;)
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12-28-2007, 10:23 AM
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12-28-2007, 10:25 AM
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haha... lol
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12-28-2007, 11:28 AM
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one sick puppy
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heheh
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12-28-2007, 11:43 AM
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12-28-2007, 12:30 PM
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hahaha! cool compdoctor.. nice joke at the end of friday 2007.
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12-28-2007, 12:34 PM
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very funny
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12-28-2007, 12:34 PM
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Oldie but funny
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