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Mike Semen · 12-27-2007, 03:55 PM

I am a certified GFY guru so I'll answer any question on any subject from Genetic Engineering to SEO

And... GO!

L-Pink · 12-27-2007, 03:56 PM

Why is this site so slow?

Clean_Franck · 12-27-2007, 03:59 PM

I'll jump in right now.
Say you have a mega site and what to link into it from other sites, do you suggest those sites have class c i.p's. How many do you reckon you can get away with, with them not being class c.
Do you have any other tips to improve a mega site with smaller sites you own. Is it best to have one link to your megasite on each small site, or a tonne of them.

thanks doode

JohnnyJames · 12-27-2007, 04:00 PM

If you were Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf, would you admit to assassinating opposition leader Benazir Bhutto, if it were true? If not true, how would you handle this volatile situation to prevent a wider conflict from erupting, which might draw in various combatants like the Iraqi Kurds, Turks, Chinese, or even the EU or USA?

Dirty F · 12-27-2007, 04:01 PM

How many rapists are there on gfy you think?

teksonline · 12-27-2007, 04:01 PM

Clean_Franck · 12-27-2007, 04:01 PM

I will ask another question aswell, if you dont mind.
Do you know any nice places for weekend breaks in Europe

Mike Semen · 12-27-2007, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clean_Franck

I'll jump in right now.
Say you have a mega site and what to link into it from other sites, do you suggest those sites have class c i.p's. How many do you reckon you can get away with, with them not being class c.
Do you have any other tips to improve a mega site with smaller sites you own. Is it best to have one link to your megasite on each small site, or a tonne of them.

thanks doode

Ok well, a quick answer:

If you need to ask how many C class IPs you need, either get 3/4 virtual accts and do your thing from there, or go to town and get a shitload if this doesn't fulfil your leet SEO needs... Depends on your budget/what you are trying to achieve.

Links: Get as many as you can on relevant ssites with good anchor text to pages you have prepared for that anchor text.

But you knew all this already right?

Mike Semen · 12-27-2007, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clean_Franck

I will ask another question aswell, if you dont mind.
Do you know any nice places for weekend breaks in Europe

Helsinki, Prague, Nice, Barcelona, Paris, even Athens.

Again, depends on your budget...

Mike Semen · 12-27-2007, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Why is this site so slow?

Get a better connection

Clean_Franck · 12-27-2007, 04:08 PM

Thanks Mike.

Mike Semen · 12-27-2007, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teksonline

You were thinking about that girl you spoke to on tuesday at starbucks.

No, she didn't want to sleep with you.

L-Pink · 12-27-2007, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Why is this site so slow?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Semen

Get a better connection

Why is this always the slowest site I access?

Mike Semen · 12-27-2007, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

How many rapists are there on gfy you think?

More than 3 less than 10.

ronaldo · 12-27-2007, 04:17 PM

I have an affiliate program (through a processor who recently had a security issue) and my affiliates are claiming I'm supporting a certain spy program because they're popping up links over my affiliates code on sites that are giving away all of my exclusive content for free. I'm afraid if I post anything on GFY someone will either file a lawsuit against me or send my story to the AP.

Now I have chest pains and it burns when I pee.

Thanks in advance for your advice.

Mike Semen · 12-27-2007, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyJames

If you were Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf, would you admit to assassinating opposition leader Benazir Bhutto, if it were true? If not true, how would you handle this volatile situation to prevent a wider conflict from erupting, which might draw in various combatants like the Iraqi Kurds, Turks, Chinese, or even the EU or USA?

No I wouldn't admit to it, whether I did it or not.

I would just sit tight and blame it on extremists and trust to the fact that no other nation will fuck with our nuclear deterrent.

Mike Semen · 12-27-2007, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo

I have an affiliate program (through a processor who recently had a security issue) and my affiliates are claiming I'm supporting a certain spy program because they're popping up links over my affiliates code on sites that are giving away all of my exclusive content for free. I'm afraid if I post anything on GFY someone will either file a lawsuit against me or send my story to the AP.

Now I have chest pains and it burns when I pee.

Thanks in advance for your advice.

Sorry dude, I have no idea about aff programs, but if I was stupid enough to get myself in that situation, I would just go read all Lars' old threads and maybe get some pointers on how to deflect the heat.

Ad for the chest pains and stininging piss, go see a doctor you tool!

Mike Semen · 12-27-2007, 04:36 PM

5 mins left and my jager runs out...

xentech · 12-27-2007, 04:38 PM

I have a bulging pussing spot on the end of my penis, how much would it cost for you to bite it off and eat it on video?

Mike Semen · 12-27-2007, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xentech

I have a bulging pussing spot on the end of my penis, how much would it cost for you to bite it off and eat it on video?

on video... never happen. thanks for the offer gayboy.

xentech · 12-27-2007, 04:40 PM

Off video?

Mike Semen · 12-27-2007, 04:43 PM

10 mill, but i'd have to see a pic first ;)

Mike Semen · 12-27-2007, 04:44 PM

ok, times up monkeys.

nico-t · 12-27-2007, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Semen

Get a better connection

wrong answer

ill correct it..

this site is the slowest ive ever encountered since i've set my first steps on the internet, this means 1 thing: it's too big for the shitty server its on. For about 2 years now. But Playboy won't fix it - but i guess that's understandable since they are one of the biggest adult companies in the world so they probably don't have the funds to upgrade a bit to a slightly faster server.

12-27-2007, 03:55 PM	#1
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12-27-2007, 03:59 PM	#3
Clean_Franck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 399	I'll jump in right now. Say you have a mega site and what to link into it from other sites, do you suggest those sites have class c i.p's. How many do you reckon you can get away with, with them not being class c. Do you have any other tips to improve a mega site with smaller sites you own. Is it best to have one link to your megasite on each small site, or a tonne of them. thanks doode

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JohnnyJames Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 621	If you were Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf, would you admit to assassinating opposition leader Benazir Bhutto, if it were true? If not true, how would you handle this volatile situation to prevent a wider conflict from erupting, which might draw in various combatants like the Iraqi Kurds, Turks, Chinese, or even the EU or USA?

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xentech Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: England Posts: 1,405	Off video?