26 Useful Condescending Phrases - GoFuckYourself.com

TTiger · 12-26-2007, 09:10 AM

Some useful phrases to use as an Evil Overlord as given by Steve Meredith. These humorous cuts were originally listed as useful phrases to use around work but they probably only work well if you are a Evil Overlord(TM).

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

http://marvin.ibest.uidaho.edu/~heck...ulPhrases.html

Barefootsies · 12-26-2007, 09:16 AM

F-U-Jimmy · 12-26-2007, 09:21 AM

Very nice list

ShaveBucks · 12-26-2007, 09:22 AM

Some very good ones in there

woj · 12-26-2007, 11:16 AM

L-Pink · 12-26-2007, 11:18 AM

Thanks for the list, I'm sure someone, somewhere might find it useful.

pornguy · 12-26-2007, 11:32 AM

Those are great.

Brother Bilo · 12-26-2007, 11:35 AM

Nice, I think I've used a few of those

Big Red Machine · 12-26-2007, 11:42 AM

good list

spooky181 · 12-26-2007, 02:58 PM

Wow, that's the best condescending phrases list i've seen today..thanks...

Way3 · 12-26-2007, 04:25 PM

Can always use a good list like this!

Thanks!

seeric · 12-26-2007, 04:32 PM

great.

this list has just given trolls with no intellectual abilities rebuttal post material for the next year to come.

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ronaldo · 12-26-2007, 06:21 PM

If you hadn't posted a link, I'd have thought for sure you stole that from 12clicks' blog.

Hmm. Then again, maybe that guy compiled some of 12clicks' "greatest hits" and just deleted "son" because it appeared 26 times.

fuzzylogic · 12-26-2007, 08:18 PM

lmao absolution fantastic!

tony286 · 12-26-2007, 08:32 PM

very funny and some of them I wish I had the balls to say.

munki · 12-26-2007, 08:33 PM

Those are great!!!

msan · 12-26-2007, 09:22 PM

24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. <-- I might find great use for this one day.

12-26-2007, 09:10 AM	#1
TTiger Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: quebec, canada Posts: 3,030	26 Useful Condescending Phrases Some useful phrases to use as an Evil Overlord as given by Steve Meredith. These humorous cuts were originally listed as useful phrases to use around work but they probably only work well if you are a Evil Overlord(TM). 1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care. 6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? 8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 13. No, my powers can only be used for good. 14. How about never? Is never good for you? 15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. 17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... 19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 20. Who me? I just wander from room to room. 21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys! 22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. 23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits. 24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. http://marvin.ibest.uidaho.edu/~heck...ulPhrases.html __________________

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12-26-2007, 04:32 PM	#12
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	great. this list has just given trolls with no intellectual abilities rebuttal post material for the next year to come. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

12-26-2007, 06:21 PM	#13
ronaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ#: 272000271 Posts: 5,475	If you hadn't posted a link, I'd have thought for sure you stole that from 12clicks' blog. Hmm. Then again, maybe that guy compiled some of 12clicks' "greatest hits" and just deleted "son" because it appeared 26 times.

12-26-2007, 08:18 PM	#14
fuzzylogic Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: buffalo, las vegas. icq: 285808879 Posts: 4,796	lmao absolution fantastic!

12-26-2007, 08:32 PM	#15
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	very funny and some of them I wish I had the balls to say.

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