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Old 12-25-2007, 11:03 AM   #1
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Tuesday's Joke

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol, my wife peed in my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
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Old 12-25-2007, 11:07 AM   #2
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Old 12-25-2007, 11:08 AM   #3
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thats too funny.
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Old 12-25-2007, 11:19 AM   #4
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Old 12-25-2007, 11:19 AM   #5
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lol owned
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Old 12-25-2007, 11:21 AM   #6
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Lol. Great joke.
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Old 12-25-2007, 12:13 PM   #7
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hahahah nice one !!!
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Old 12-25-2007, 01:12 PM   #8
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lol... good one
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Old 12-25-2007, 01:16 PM   #9
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HAHAHA! this was great.
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:17 PM   #10
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lol! wife and neighbor busted..
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:22 PM   #11
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:25 PM   #12
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Lololololololololol.... Good one!!
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