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  • StuartD
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    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #1

    My son pulled the fire alarm while at church today...

    I dunno whether to be upset or thank him

    He's only 2, they have a fire alarm 2 feet off the floor. How do you tell him he's bad when he's never seen a fire alarm before?
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  • Dvae
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    • Feb 2005
    • 5326

    #2
    Originally posted by StuartD
    I dunno whether to be upset or thank him

    He's only 2, they have a fire alarm 2 feet off the floor. How do you tell him he's bad when he's never seen a fire alarm before?
    The question is what were you doing in church if you are a pornslinger/pornographer?
    The 2 don't make any sense.
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    • F-U-Jimmy
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      • Apr 2006
      • 6853

      #3
      He isnt bad just doing something to wake people up a bit !!
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      • DamageX
        Marketing & Strategy
        • Jun 2001
        • 14293

        #4
        Note to self: don't go to church.
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        • CDSmith
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          • May 2001
          • 51460

          #5
          Talking out of turn? that's a paddlin?
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          Staring at my sandals... that's a paddlin?
          Pullin' the fire alarm... that's a paddlin'
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          • Iron Fist
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            • Dec 2006
            • 23400

            #6
            Originally posted by Dvae
            The question is what were you doing in church if you are a pornslinger/pornographer?
            The 2 don't make any sense.
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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151

              #7
              God forgives him.

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              • Jarmusch
                 
                • May 2003
                • 12479

                #8
                Originally posted by Dvae
                The question is what were you doing in church if you are a pornslinger/pornographer?
                The 2 don't make any sense.
                Yeah and in the company of an underage kid.WTF

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                • StuartD
                  Sofa King Band
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 29903

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jarmusch
                  Yeah and in the company of an underage kid.WTF
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                  • escorpio
                    doesn't fuck around.
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 23487

                    #10
                    Originally posted by StuartD
                    He's only 2,
                    He's just getting started. Lots more fun to come!
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                    • StuartD
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 29903

                      #11
                      Originally posted by escorpio
                      He's just getting started. Lots more fun to come!
                      That's what I said to them.... I half expected this scenario once he's in school, but he's just developing too quickly
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                      • Xrated J
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 4347

                        #12
                        thats awsome

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                        • BLUE RIBBON
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • May 2007
                          • 60

                          #13
                          Originally posted by StuartD
                          I dunno whether to be upset or thank him

                          He's only 2, they have a fire alarm 2 feet off the floor. How do you tell him he's bad when he's never seen a fire alarm before?
                          Fire codes prevent "pull boxes" from being installed that low. They are required to be much higher, so how did he really reach it?

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                          • Socks
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                            • May 2002
                            • 8475

                            #14

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                            • StuartD
                              Sofa King Band
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 29903

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BLUE RIBBON
                              Fire codes prevent "pull boxes" from being installed that low. They are required to be much higher, so how did he really reach it?
                              It really was 2 feet off the ground. It was up in the balcony area where there was only a back wall.
                              I guess they figured the only place to put it was on the hand rail at the top of the stairs.

                              Pretty retarded if you ask me.
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                              • xxxRumor
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                                • Jul 2007
                                • 386

                                #16
                                your kid Rocks!

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                                • marcop
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                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 4150

                                  #17
                                  Maybe the devil made him do it?

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                                  • D
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                                    • Jan 2006
                                    • 7412

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BLUE RIBBON
                                    Fire codes prevent "pull boxes" from being installed that low. They are required to be much higher, so how did he really reach it?
                                    It's my understanding that "Fire Codes" are local, and differ from region to region.

                                    There's nothing on the book regarding fire regulations at the federal level, I don't believe.

                                    -D.
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                                    • WarChild
                                      Let slip the dogs of war.
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 17263

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by D
                                      It's my understanding that "Fire Codes" are local, and differ from region to region.

                                      There's nothing on the book regarding fire regulations at the federal level, I don't believe.

                                      And probably even less in your books regarding federal level laws in Canada.
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                                      • media
                                        Confirmed Moneymaker
                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 9853

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Dvae
                                        The question is what were you doing in church if you are a pornslinger/pornographer?
                                        The 2 don't make any sense.
                                        Some people goto sunday service for x-mas related stuff.. Nothing wrong with taking your child to church.. IMO..

                                        I hate church, but if my daughter wanted to go, I would take her.. And let her decide if she wanted to keep going.
                                        I'm here for the violence!

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                                        • D
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2006
                                          • 7412

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by WarChild
                                          And probably even less in your books regarding federal level laws in Canada.
                                          Probably.

                                          So, "America Jr." has fire codes at the national level? And this was a discussion between Canadians, eh?
                                          -D.
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