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jreaka · 09-27-2002, 03:05 PM

This is old but very good one for this board!!

I got one

Father and and 8 year old son fishing........dad cracks open a beer and the son ask if he can have one....Dad's reply "does your peepee touch your butt hole"? Son: "no dad it doesn't" Dad say well when it does you can have a beer.

Dad says the F word son askes if he can use that word. Dad's Reply"does your peepee touch your butthole?" Son says no and dad says when it does he can use that word.

They are done fishing....walking back to the truck and the son finds a wallet full of cash!

Dad says "do you want to share with your Daddy?"
Son says" does your peeppee touch your butthole?"

Dad say's,very proudly,"YES SON,Yes it does"

Son says" GOOD THAN ,GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!"

Cement Head · 09-27-2002, 03:07 PM

Why do old people wear when they reach a certain age?

Depends.

Stealthy · 09-27-2002, 03:11 PM

How do you spot the blind man on a nude beach?

It's not hard...

[Labret] · 09-27-2002, 03:15 PM

A Texan, a Canadian, and a guy from Detroit are out riding horses.

The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a swig, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid air.

The Canadian looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"

The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap,"

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Canadian pulls out a bottle of beer, throws the beer in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it.

The guy from Detroit can't believe this and says, "What did you do that for? That was a perfectly good beer"

The Canadian says "In my country there's plenty of beer and bottles are cheap,"

So a while later the guy from Detroit pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Canadian.

The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?"

The guy from Detroit says, "Well, in Detroit, we have plenty of Canadians, but bottles are worth a dime."

Tipsy · 09-27-2002, 03:21 PM

Two flies sitting on Kojak's head - one says to the other 'look we're on telly!'

-=HOAX=- · 09-27-2002, 03:22 PM

Heard the one about the jumprope?

Skip it...

Stealthy · 09-27-2002, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
A Texan, a Canadian, and a guy from Detroit are out riding horses.

The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a swig, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid air.

The Canadian looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"

The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap,"

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Canadian pulls out a bottle of beer, throws the beer in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it.

The guy from Detroit can't believe this and says, "What did you do that for? That was a perfectly good beer"

The Canadian says "In my country there's plenty of beer and bottles are cheap,"

So a while later the guy from Detroit pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Canadian.

The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?"

The guy from Detroit says, "Well, in Detroit, we have plenty of Canadians, but bottles are worth a dime."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Fuck you.

Honeyslut · 09-27-2002, 03:41 PM

hahahaha , Labret

Martin · 09-27-2002, 03:48 PM

Wanna hear a joke?
I fart..
You Choke..

wouncie · 09-27-2002, 04:31 PM

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SykkBoy · 09-27-2002, 05:06 PM

actually the old people joke goes:
what does old lady pussy taste like?
depends

Ross · 09-27-2002, 05:40 PM

Little Red Riding Hood was talking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly a wolf jumped out from behind a tree. "Ah-ha!" the wolf said, "Now I've got you. And I'm going to eat you!" "Eat! Eat! Eat!" Little Red Riding Hood said angrily. "Damn it! Doesn't anybody fuck anymore?"

Courtesy of Lolita Mpegs.com its not my joke i took it from Lisa's site but i thought it was a good one!!!

XXXPaysiteDesign · 09-27-2002, 05:44 PM

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a girl

XXXPaysiteDesign · 09-27-2002, 07:00 PM

I'm a show stopper.

09-27-2002, 03:05 PM	#1
jreaka Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,096	It's Friday...post your Jokes This is old but very good one for this board!! I got one Father and and 8 year old son fishing........dad cracks open a beer and the son ask if he can have one....Dad's reply "does your peepee touch your butt hole"? Son: "no dad it doesn't" Dad say well when it does you can have a beer. Dad says the F word son askes if he can use that word. Dad's Reply"does your peepee touch your butthole?" Son says no and dad says when it does he can use that word. They are done fishing....walking back to the truck and the son finds a wallet full of cash! Dad says "do you want to share with your Daddy?" Son says" does your peeppee touch your butthole?" Dad say's,very proudly,"YES SON,Yes it does" Son says" GOOD THAN ,GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!"

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09-27-2002, 03:15 PM	#4
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	A Texan, a Canadian, and a guy from Detroit are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a swig, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid air. The Canadian looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!" The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap," A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Canadian pulls out a bottle of beer, throws the beer in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it. The guy from Detroit can't believe this and says, "What did you do that for? That was a perfectly good beer" The Canadian says "In my country there's plenty of beer and bottles are cheap," So a while later the guy from Detroit pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Canadian. The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?" The guy from Detroit says, "Well, in Detroit, we have plenty of Canadians, but bottles are worth a dime."

09-27-2002, 03:48 PM	#9
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09-27-2002, 05:40 PM	#12
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Little Red Riding Hood was talking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly a wolf jumped out from behind a tree. "Ah-ha!" the wolf said, "Now I've got you. And I'm going to eat you!" "Eat! Eat! Eat!" Little Red Riding Hood said angrily. "Damn it! Doesn't anybody fuck anymore?" Courtesy of Lolita Mpegs.com its not my joke i took it from Lisa's site but i thought it was a good one!!!

09-27-2002, 05:44 PM	#13
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