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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    This Bromaster shit is fnny (excerpts)

    -Scenario: You are in the elevator going down and ErosWebmaster gets in: If you have more than 8 floors to go, get out at the floor he gets in on and wait for another elevator. If it is less than 8 floors, pretend you are trying to talk on your cell phone with a really bad signal (seem pissed off and not open for conversation). If it happens at exactly 8 floors to go, call it a quandary and accept fate, think of it like a blackjack dealer getting 21 with a 4 showing, you were just kinda meant to be fucked.

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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992
      #2
      ALWAYS walk through the casino with your cell phone attached to your ear. You don’t have to be talking to anyone, but having your cell phone against your ear is your only defense against annoying people stopping you and talking to you about things you don’t give a fuck about.

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        • Juicy D. Links
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992
          #3
          lolololol


          2) When you want food, go to the gay suite parties, they have the best food.

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            • seeric
              ..........
              • Aug 2004
              • 41917
              #4
              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
              ALWAYS walk through the casino with your cell phone attached to your ear. You don?t have to be talking to anyone, but having your cell phone against your ear is your only defense against annoying people stopping you and talking to you about things you don?t give a fuck about.

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                • Juicy D. Links
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992
                  #5
                  4) When people tell you that they have traffic, they don’t have any. If they say they have a lot of traffic, they have negative amounts of traffic, meaning, their site probably sends surfers AWAY from the Internet. If they say they have the motherload of traffic, they are an illegal foreign mailer operating off a stolen Ibill list. I am 100% on this. Bet your fucking house on it.

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                    • MetaMan
                      I AM WEB 2.0
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 28682
                      #6
                      erosssssssssssss

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                        • Juicy D. Links
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992
                          #7
                          Originally posted by A1R3K
                          D$ taught me that awhile ago it is the best thing inthe world

                          One time i used a calculator instead and it worled lol

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                            • Strickie
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 2481
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                              lolololol


                              2) When you want food, go to the gay suite parties, they have the best food.
                              This one cracks me up
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                                • JFK
                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 67369
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                  lolololol


                                  2) When you want food, go to the gay suite parties, they have the best food.
                                  YES , they do

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                                    • MikeB
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 2012
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                      4) When people tell you that they have traffic, they don?t have any. If they say they have a lot of traffic, they have negative amounts of traffic, meaning, their site probably sends surfers AWAY from the Internet. If they say they have the motherload of traffic, they are an illegal foreign mailer operating off a stolen Ibill list. I am 100% on this. Bet your fucking house on it.
                                      This is not satire, this is truth.

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                                        • Sly
                                          Let's do some business!
                                          • Sep 2004
                                          • 31378
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                          D$ taught me that awhile ago it is the best thing inthe world

                                          One time i used a calculator instead and it worled lol
                                          I once heard of somebody using an iPod to get out of a date.
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                                            • Iron Fist
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 23400
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                              lolololol


                                              2) When you want food, go to the gay suite parties, they have the best food.
                                              Which is fucking ironic, because they all eat like fucking rabbits.... gotta keep the hershey highway clean right? What goes in must come out?
                                              i like waffles

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