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12-26-2007, 09:15 AM
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Wednesday's Joke
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
So the couple walked in and the shopkeeper says to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They have special power. Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the shopkeeper claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals improve my abilities?" The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb. The sandals will prove it to you." Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years: raw sexual power! In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down the man's pants and his own, and grabbed firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs. The Pakistani then began screaming, "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!" |
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12-26-2007, 05:36 PM
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wow, no one liked this?
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12-26-2007, 06:23 PM
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lmao....i like it
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12-26-2007, 06:26 PM
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wow, tht was a lot to read, hahahaha ")
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12-27-2007, 01:42 AM
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heh good one
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12-27-2007, 02:07 AM
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12-27-2007, 02:26 AM
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hahahahaha
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12-27-2007, 02:32 AM
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one sick puppy
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12-27-2007, 05:44 AM
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nice one
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12-27-2007, 06:20 AM
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haha nice one bro, I love your daily jokes
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12-27-2007, 06:23 AM
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Uhmmm... Not THAT funny....
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12-27-2007, 08:33 AM
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ROFL!!! loved it.
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12-27-2007, 08:50 AM
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hehehehhe...
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12-27-2007, 09:03 AM
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that was good!
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12-27-2007, 09:05 AM
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that one was ok.
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12-27-2007, 09:24 AM
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lol all turned ghey
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12-27-2007, 09:53 AM
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I thought the joke was poor to be honest
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12-27-2007, 09:56 AM
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Love your jokes, keep them coming.... but that one was a bit weak.
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12-27-2007, 10:04 AM
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hehe
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