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Old 12-20-2007, 11:59 AM   #1
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Letter from Daughter

Dear Mom and Dad,

You'll be happy to hear that I have finally left my boyfriend.

I know you both didn't approve of him because of his race and the fact that he was ten years older than me.

I found, as you suggested, a nice white English boy the same age as me.

Attached is a recent photo of the two of us. He's looking forward to meeting you both.

Your loving daughter,
Helen

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Old 12-20-2007, 12:15 PM   #2
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I am guessing Helen is on the left.
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:16 PM   #3
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:16 PM   #4
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omg! that's weird...

and the piercing, it creped the hell out of me.
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:17 PM   #5
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:56 PM   #6
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:58 PM   #7
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Looks like her friends are making her stand there for the photo
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:49 PM   #8
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Just for the record, that is NOT my daughter and the letter is NOT real. Just wanted to clear up any misconceptions. Thanks.
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:50 PM   #9
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:51 PM   #10
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If my daughter brought home a fuck up like that, I would us have to install electromagnetic doorways throughout my home.

Good luck getting to the living room dude.
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:53 PM   #11
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That dude has some unresolved issues.
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Old 12-20-2007, 02:35 PM   #12
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lol omg i'd kill her if she were my kid
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Old 12-20-2007, 02:38 PM   #13
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If my daughter brought home a fuck up like that, I would us have to install electromagnetic doorways throughout my home.

Good luck getting to the living room dude.
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Old 12-20-2007, 02:53 PM   #14
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Old 12-20-2007, 03:13 PM   #15
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Old 12-20-2007, 03:16 PM   #16
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Old 12-20-2007, 03:21 PM   #17
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Old 12-20-2007, 04:08 PM   #18
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If my daughter brought home a fuck up like that, I would us have to install electromagnetic doorways throughout my home.

Good luck getting to the living room dude.


Now thats fucking funny.... made me almost fall off my chair.
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Old 12-20-2007, 04:12 PM   #19
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Old 12-20-2007, 04:16 PM   #20
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i was expecting to see a picture of her previous boyfriend who happened to be a 30 year old accountant or something who actually makes a good living for himself
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Old 12-20-2007, 06:05 PM   #21
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Old 12-20-2007, 06:07 PM   #22
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Old 12-20-2007, 06:35 PM   #23
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we are to believe thats beer in the glass, considering the rest of the photo?
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Old 12-20-2007, 06:39 PM   #24
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Old 12-20-2007, 06:39 PM   #25
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Were they filming another "Hellraiser" sequal?
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:11 PM   #26
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Yeah, but so am I... [sigh]
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:24 PM   #27
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Old 12-21-2007, 02:22 AM   #28
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Old 12-21-2007, 02:38 AM   #31
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you're killing me man. (wipes coffee from his monitor)
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Dear Mom and Dad,

You'll be happy to hear that I have finally left my boyfriend.

I know you both didn't approve of him because of his race and the fact that he was ten years older than me.

I found, as you suggested, a nice white English boy the same age as me.

Attached is a recent photo of the two of us. He's looking forward to meeting you both.

Your loving daughter,
Helen

LOLZ at the limp sausage of the guy.
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:40 AM   #33
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:10 PM   #35
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:17 PM   #36
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