The funniest thing I ever had stolen was my pocket rocket. We had movers packing up our things. I forgot to take it out of my night stand before they got there, & it never made it to the new house!! LOL

Someone gave me a bottle of perfume on the last day of Webmaster Access in Amsterdam and I wrapped it up in my sweater and put it behind a couch(Sleazy Dream's TGP party) and when I came back at the end of the night, it was gone!

I had a party once and someone stole my exfoliating cream which was expensive but seriously??

i experienced that shit too..

Winning lotto ticket during a company party.

It was worth $2.00. I announced it was a 2 buck winner, put it on the mantel over the fireplace.

Gone the next morning.

some crazziiie shiiiet

someone stole the propane tank off my bbq.

gfy, wtfevr......

How about one of my high school year books! Happened at a party I had in college and the next day I noticed my Senior yearbook was gone. WTF?

A bag of trash ..... yes a bag of everyday household waste. Put it in the back of my truck to take to work cause our trash can was full and by lunch someone stole it...... have been putting my trash in the back of the truck ever since saves Me 12.00 a month .......

At the Philadelphia Folk Fest I was camping and some one broke into my tent and took the following:

- Box of pancake mix
- Silver mixing bowls
- wooden spoons to mix.

But Left behind:
- 1/2 oz of Chronic
- full bottle of Jim Beam
- 15 already rolled J's
- $200 in cash that was in the tent inner pocket.
- Keys to my truck
- Cell Phone
- Wife's diamond engagement ring that she took off and wouldnt loose.

I guess they really wanted pancakes.

haha - they were probably so stoned, food was the only thing on their mind. :)

Now that one IS funny.

I too do that sometimes. If I put anything of even the slightest value out back by the garbage cans it's usually gone the next day. I once sat an old broken down washing machine out there once while renovating my rental house and *poof*, gone the next day.

Saved me at least $25 bucks in hauling fees.

Strangest thing I ever had stolen from me?

My dog "Sex".

Every year for Christmas my mother-in-law demands a wish list of what I want for Christmas. One year for Christmas at the top of my list I said "More sex". (Sounds like a odd thing to say your mother-in-law but we are close and she gets my humor.) That list was in turn passed onto the rest of the family....

So Christmas comes and it turns out my sister-in-law saw this ugly porcelain dog and decides to buy it for me. She called it "Sex", so I got "Sex" for Christmas.

That damn ugly dog state on my front doorstep until one day it was just gone.

Very odd.

My windshield whippers for gawd sakes

I think my wallet with a small amount on there, really bad!!!

Babe Ruth autographed photo.

When I was a kid me and my friend would sell baseball cards at his mom's yearly garage sale. Each year this jerk in his 30's would come and tell us how shitty our collection was. So I decided to offer up an autographed Babe Ruth photo to increase the prestige of our little store when he came. I of course had cut the photo out of a baseball magazine and applied the signature myself and put it in an old frame.

So when the jerk showed up that year he was all business! First he tried to scam me out of it in a lop sided trade, but I told him $10,000 or nothing. Now here is where it gets interesting. The next morning the photo was gone! Then the day after that was garbage day for the neighborhood, and we saw that actual frame (now empty) sitting in a box at the curb of that guy! He was the one who stole it!

Holy shit, that would be terrible! I would be so pissed off and creeped out at the same time... I'm not sure what I would do. :helpme