Have you ever put a "Summer Sausage" in your underwear?

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  • BLUE RIBBON
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2007
    • 60
    #1

    Have you ever put a "Summer Sausage" in your underwear?

    I've heard stories of guys trying to impress the chicks by putting a prop in their pants, but I don't know if the stories are true.

    One story is about a guy at a roller skating rink who wiped out and broke his leg. The skating rink had to call an ambulance and the paramedics cut his jeans off at the scene. Turns out, the guy had a salami in his underwear and the paramedics exposed his secret.

    My friend said he was an acual witness to this, but I wonder . . . . . . do guys really put "Summer Sausages" in their underwear?
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986
      #2
      I get mistaken for having one in there all the time..it's a curse

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        • american pervert
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2002
          • 6840
          #3
          i have an italian sausage in mine
          I can resist everything except temptation

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            • CDSmith
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2001
              • 51460
              #4
              Summer sausage? No, that would stink after a while, no? I'm just saying.

              I've gotten accused by several women over the years of having a rolled up pair of socks in there though. The look on their faces is priceless when you prove them wrong.

              :D
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                • BLUE RIBBON
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • May 2007
                  • 60
                  #5
                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                  Summer sausage? No, that would stink after a while, no? I'm just saying.

                  I've gotten accused by several women over the years of having a rolled up pair of socks in there though. The look on their faces is priceless when you prove them wrong.

                  :D

                  Would you say the women were more, "anxious" or "scared" when they found out the truth?

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                    • BLUE RIBBON
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • May 2007
                      • 60
                      #6
                      Originally posted by american pervert
                      i have an italian sausage in mine
                      Would the chicks describe it as a HOT italian sausage or a MILD italian sausage?

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                        • CDSmith
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • May 2001
                          • 51460
                          #7
                          Originally posted by BLUE RIBBON
                          Would you say the women were more, "anxious" or "scared" when they found out the truth?
                          Some ran for cover.


                          Others wanted to touch.
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                            • D
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2006
                              • 7412
                              #8
                              They're very easy to shoplift that way.

                              If you get stopped on the way out, and someone says, "Excuse me, sir... but do you have a sausage in your pants"

                              You can say, "Why thank you... thank you very much." Turn around, and keep walking.

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                                • american pervert
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 6840
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by BLUE RIBBON
                                  Would the chicks describe it as a HOT italian sausage or a MILD italian sausage?
                                  spicy, very spicy
                                  I can resist everything except temptation

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                                    • Farang
                                      one sick puppy
                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 11713
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by D
                                      They're very easy to shoplift that way.

                                      If you get stopped on the way out, and someone says, "Excuse me, sir... but do you have a sausage in your pants"

                                      You can say, "Why thank you... thank you very much." Turn around, and keep walking.

                                      lol
                                      fbm

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                                        • tony299
                                          lurker
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 57021
                                          #11
                                          i remember hearing that broken leg sausage story when i was a kid. lol

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