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Does the president masturbate?
I was wondering where and how he would get the time. Please discuss.
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good question, I would guess he has an assistant for these types of situations.
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assistant/intern whatever. ;-)
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![]() Who needs to jack off when you got this perty mouth sitting next door?
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We all find time to do that...
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#6 |
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he sure do... I bet he even has visited some of our sites
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Only to Fox News
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#9 |
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lol! nice question. im wondering that. ;)
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I bet they do it
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Hahaha... this thread delivers.
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It would suck if he had security cameras in the toilet
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He probably fucks his dog in the ass.
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I think he does it "there " so he doesn't have to do it " here " ....
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I think he probably racks up a fat line and cracks one off to mydaughtersfuckinganigga or similar
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Why would he masturbate when he can already get off every day in fucking the country up the ass?
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If he is a man, and most men do, then the likelihood is YES.
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Viva la vulva!
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Even the pope does...i think ;)
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The president fucks more women than all of us together.
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#24 |
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ok one... plz stop puttin monicas pic up, i am getting sick looking at her. Second, every bodies got time to jerk off, in fact it is prob more exciting for him because he is so pressed for time he prob gets off to the adventure of finding time and a place to do it
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