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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 393
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I just won the lottery!!!!!!!!!!
Sir/Madam,
You don't have to purchase a ticket to enter this lottery, your email indicating you as a winner in the lottery programs held by the EUROMILLIONS LOTTERY was received. Your email address was selected through the computer ballot system drawn from over 25,000,000 company and 40,000,000 individual email addresses, your email address attached to a single ticket was found as one of the lucky email address that emerge from the first category to have won the sum of 1,000.000.00, One million united state dollars, the information was passed to you by the lottery coordinator to ensure that we are in contact with the rightful owner of the winning email address to avoid double claiming. To commence on the processing of your Winning Prize as your claim agent, you are advised to provide us with the following information: (1) Your Full Name (2) Your Complete Address (3) Telephone/ Fax numbers Upon receipt of the above information, we shall send to you via fax/email attachment the PRIZE CLAIM FORM which you will fill in your particulars and send back to this office. Upon receipt of "Prize Claim Form" from you, we shall officially apply for the claim of your winning prize and upon verification by the Lottery coordinator; they will send us a "Release Order" confirming you as the bona-fide winner. Form B6 (Payment Scheme) will also be send to you, requesting you to indication your preferred mode of payment as soon as we have the release order. AND YOU WILL BE INVITED TO SIGN THE RELEASE DOCUMENT, as well as the certificate of award to be presented to you. The form B6 must be completed and return back to us and the processing of your claim will be completed within four (4) working days and subsequently you will receive the total sum of ($1,000,000.00) One million United States Dollars. Finally, if you are satisfied with our terms and conditions, please do indicate by sending us the necessary information as required above to enable us commence the processing of your claim. Good luck. Best Regards, Mr. Nick Van Den, PAYMENT DIRECTOR EUROMILLIONS LOTTERY AGENCY. NB: YOU CAN DIAL 0032 AS THE INTERNATIONAL COUNTRY CODE NUMBER FOR THE BELGIUM, IF YOU ARE CALLING OR SENDING A FAX FROM THE U.S, DIAL 0011 AS THE ACCESS CODE BEFORE 32 AND FOLLOW UP WITH THE REST NUMBERS,fax/01132-486-365-792 tel/01132-484-641-251./ 0032-484-641-251 ![]() |
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#2 |
Certified Asshole
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In front of my laptop.
Posts: 896
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Hehe, good for you !
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#3 |
In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
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yeah, I have won a few thousand times already
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#4 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Montreal
Posts: 164
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haha, dont we wish!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Homeless
Posts: 62,911
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Do it man. this is your chance.
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#6 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 2,694
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If that is the case I have won approx 15 times a day for the past 6 months
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#7 |
Join The Royal Family
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 25,463
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Congrats to the winners
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#8 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,664
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Very well done, congrats.
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#9 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 59,204
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Is this the first time you got a mail like that? I got my first one in 82 i think.
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#10 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 6,511
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congrats that is a lot of money
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#11 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: I live in cage
Posts: 4,193
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sweet, you won and you didin't even have to buy a ticket.
Lucky bastard
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#12 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 7,875
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ive won atleast a billion dollars this year so far
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#13 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 23,400
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I sent them my info and for some reason, my credit card keeps maxing out every month... I don't really understand it... but soon my cheque will come in and I can pay off my credit cards!
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#14 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.... ICQ-474167022
Posts: 314
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EUROMILLIONS LOTTERY
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#15 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: NYC, NY
Posts: 8,531
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can you imagine people actually respond to that shit...uyy
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#16 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: wut
Posts: 3,028
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omgzorrzz!!!11! you're teh winner!
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#17 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 7,348
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WOWZ man you are so lucky!!
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#18 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Daytona Beach
Posts: 4,347
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i just got my million from them
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#19 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Europe
Posts: 3,055
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So did you already buy tickets to lagos, Nigeria or not?
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Click on my TCG signature
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 20,825
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Just make a text to copy/paste as a reply to all these scammers, with something like:
"Please read carefully! Congratulations, you are the lucky winner of a blowjob from my cock. You can suck it until I cum in your mouth, scammer! Eat shit and go fuck yourself, mother fucker! ... etc."
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