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Old 12-17-2007, 10:17 AM   #1
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I just won the lottery!!!!!!!!!!

Sir/Madam,

You don't have to purchase a ticket to enter this lottery, your email indicating you as a winner in the lottery programs held by the EUROMILLIONS LOTTERY was received. Your email address was selected through the computer ballot system drawn from over 25,000,000 company and 40,000,000 individual email addresses, your email address attached to a single ticket was found as one of the lucky email address that emerge from the first category to have won the sum of 1,000.000.00, One million united state dollars, the information was passed to you by the lottery coordinator to ensure that we are in contact with the rightful owner of the winning email address to avoid double claiming. To commence on the processing of your Winning Prize as your claim agent, you are advised to provide us with the following information:
(1) Your Full Name
(2) Your Complete Address
(3) Telephone/ Fax numbers

Upon receipt of the above information, we shall send to you via fax/email attachment the PRIZE CLAIM FORM which you will fill in your particulars and send back to this office. Upon receipt of "Prize Claim Form" from you, we shall officially apply for the claim of your winning prize and upon verification by the Lottery coordinator; they will send us a "Release Order" confirming you as the bona-fide winner. Form B6 (Payment Scheme) will also be send to you, requesting you to indication your preferred mode of payment as soon as we have the release order. AND YOU WILL BE INVITED TO SIGN THE RELEASE DOCUMENT, as well as the certificate of award to be presented to you.
The form B6 must be completed and return back to us and the processing of your claim will be completed within four (4) working days and subsequently you will receive the total sum of ($1,000,000.00) One million United States Dollars.

Finally, if you are satisfied with our terms and conditions, please do indicate by sending us the necessary information as required above to enable us commence the processing of your claim.
Good luck.

Best Regards,
Mr. Nick Van Den,
PAYMENT DIRECTOR
EUROMILLIONS LOTTERY AGENCY.
NB: YOU CAN DIAL 0032 AS THE INTERNATIONAL COUNTRY CODE NUMBER FOR THE BELGIUM, IF YOU ARE CALLING OR SENDING A FAX FROM THE U.S, DIAL 0011 AS THE ACCESS CODE BEFORE 32 AND FOLLOW UP WITH THE REST NUMBERS,fax/01132-486-365-792 tel/01132-484-641-251./ 0032-484-641-251


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Old 12-17-2007, 10:19 AM   #2
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Hehe, good for you !
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Old 12-17-2007, 10:20 AM   #3
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yeah, I have won a few thousand times already
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Old 12-17-2007, 10:29 AM   #4
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haha, dont we wish!
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Old 12-17-2007, 10:29 AM   #5
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Do it man. this is your chance.
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Old 12-17-2007, 10:31 AM   #6
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If that is the case I have won approx 15 times a day for the past 6 months
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Old 12-17-2007, 11:44 AM   #7
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Congrats to the winners
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Old 12-17-2007, 11:50 AM   #8
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Very well done, congrats.
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:16 PM   #9
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Is this the first time you got a mail like that? I got my first one in 82 i think.
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:20 PM   #10
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congrats that is a lot of money
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:24 PM   #11
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sweet, you won and you didin't even have to buy a ticket.

Lucky bastard
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:25 PM   #12
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ive won atleast a billion dollars this year so far
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:30 PM   #13
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I sent them my info and for some reason, my credit card keeps maxing out every month... I don't really understand it... but soon my cheque will come in and I can pay off my credit cards!
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:34 PM   #14
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:38 PM   #15
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can you imagine people actually respond to that shit...uyy
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:41 PM   #16
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omgzorrzz!!!11! you're teh winner!
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:45 PM   #17
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WOWZ man you are so lucky!!
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:48 PM   #18
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i just got my million from them
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:50 PM   #19
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So did you already buy tickets to lagos, Nigeria or not?
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Old 12-17-2007, 03:01 PM   #20
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Just make a text to copy/paste as a reply to all these scammers, with something like:
"Please read carefully!
Congratulations, you are the lucky winner of a blowjob from my cock. You can suck it until I cum in your mouth, scammer!
Eat shit and go fuck yourself, mother fucker! ... etc."
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