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tara · 09-26-2002, 12:18 PM

Hey we have yet another hot design added to our portfolio!

Big Cock Ranch

Check it out!

What do you think!

Dirty F · 09-26-2002, 12:20 PM

Those black lines/shadows look very weird. PS has blending tools for stuff like that.

Dirty F · 09-26-2002, 12:21 PM

Plus alot of pics look way too blurred/smooth/airbrushed.

Roxxy · 09-26-2002, 12:32 PM

I think it looks great hon! Good job!

heymatty · 09-26-2002, 12:52 PM

hmm a shit tour that won't convert

massive email entry box

8 exit popups

= sponsor makes lots of money affiliates make crap all

kid crackle · 09-26-2002, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Those black lines/shadows look very weird. PS has blending tools for stuff like that.

Was intended to look like that . . .if it was intended to be blended it would've

there isn't a single thing about PS that you could teach me I'm sure

Eric · 09-26-2002, 01:02 PM

I think I will pick up the misspelling...

www.bigcockroach.com

what do you guys think?

kid crackle · 09-26-2002, 01:04 PM

Redeyes - team photoshop?

Dirty F · 09-26-2002, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle

Was intended to look like that . . .if it was intended to be blended it would've

there isn't a single thing about PS that you could teach me I'm sure

Well, still it looks very weird

Im sure i cant teach you shit cuz im not PS expert but truth is your design skills suck. And i dont see why a big company like SC doesnt spend 500 bucks more and get a pro designer.

kid crackle · 09-26-2002, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

Well, still it looks very weird

Im sure i cant teach you shit cuz im not PS expert but truth is your design skills suck. And i dont see why a big company like SC doesnt spend 500 bucks more and get a pro designer.

This coming from a putz who wouldn't know the first thing about design . . . .hahahahaha !!! Whatever dude
stop drinking all that HATE-R-ADE

Eric · 09-26-2002, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle
Redeyes - team photoshop?

Nope... Team Adult.com

Dirty F · 09-26-2002, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle

This coming from a putz who wouldn't know the first thing about design . . . .hahahahaha !!! Whatever dude
stop drinking all that HATE-R-ADE

Believe me, im skilled enough to know that your design sucks

quiet · 09-26-2002, 01:17 PM

mmm, haterade.

kid crackle · 09-26-2002, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

Believe me, im skilled enough to know that your design sucks

yaaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnn . . .blah! blah! blah!

you keep telling yourself that!

SpaceAce · 09-26-2002, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

Well, still it looks very weird

Im sure i cant teach you shit cuz im not PS expert but truth is your design skills suck. And i dont see why a big company like SC doesnt spend 500 bucks more and get a pro designer.

Even if his design didn't suck, his attitude sure does. What a jackass. That reflects really well on the company he did the work for.

SpaceAce

Dirty F · 09-26-2002, 01:19 PM

Im not trying to bash you dude...im just being honest. Nothing personal.

kid crackle · 09-26-2002, 01:20 PM

he attacked me w/your design skills suck

kid crackle · 09-26-2002, 01:24 PM

sure seemed like you were bashing me . . . if not that's cool!!
no hard feelings man

Alky · 09-26-2002, 01:25 PM

"there isn't a single thing about PS that you could teach me I'm sure"

your a cocky little fucker in which you have nothing to be cocky about.

SpaceAce · 09-26-2002, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle
he attacked me w/your design skills suck

All he said was that he didn't like the black lines. Any further insults you brought on yourself by being a jerk. I'm certainly not the best Photoshopper in the world and I have serious doubts that you are. There's always someone better and acting like an ass doesn't change that.

Also, just because you are a "Graphics God" with super-mad design skillz doesn't mean your judgement is flawless. Just because you decided to not blend or use green or whatever, doesn't aotumatically make it the right thing to do.

I'm not going to bother replying, anymore, because I am not concerned enough with the issue. Just consider being less of a dick when people make suggestions.

SpaceAce

TDF · 09-26-2002, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alky
"there isn't a single thing about PS that you could teach me I'm sure"

your a cocky little fucker in which you have nothing to be cocky about.

ha, I know some 12 year old asian kids who wreck serious shopw ith PS...too bad its dedicated to their ricerocket or keroppi sites

kid crackle · 09-26-2002, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alky
"there isn't a single thing about PS that you could teach me I'm sure"

your a cocky little fucker in which you have nothing to be cocky about.

What's with the bashing? I'm not cocky just extremely confident.
and FYI I have every reason to be confident, porn is my job
not my art.

quiet · 09-26-2002, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by heymatty
hmm a shit tour that won't convert

massive email entry box

8 exit popups

= sponsor makes lots of money affiliates make crap all

having a bad week?

Theo · 09-26-2002, 01:32 PM

best tour i saw the last minute

greentea · 09-26-2002, 01:32 PM

The design is alright looking to me, does not look better then anything thats currently out. Im sure it will convert with the right traffic thrown at it.

Alky · 09-26-2002, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle
porn is my job
not my art.

wow? want a friggin cookie? you just got hired didnt you

farbie · 09-26-2002, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tara
Hey we have yet another hot design added to our portfolio!

Big Cock Ranch

Check it out!

What do you think!

The problem Kid Crackle is that the question was asked, " what do you think?", and when people answered your response was " It was supposed to be that way" , You can't teach me anything" , and a variety of insults aimed at those who dared to offer an opinion.

Next time don't have someone ask if you don't want to know as it reflects badly on you and your company.

farbie

kid crackle · 09-26-2002, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alky

wow? want a friggin cookie? you just got hired didnt you

you really hate your life don't you!! It's ok buddy everything will turn out just fine. Now take that cookie and shove it in your keester, w/your asshole remarks. I already spoke my peace w/that guy. Soo go get a penis extension or something, maybe you won't be such an asshole.

kid crackle · 09-26-2002, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by farbie

The problem Kid Crackle is that the question was asked, " what do you think?", and when people answered your response was " It was supposed to be that way" , You can't teach me anything" , and a variety of insults aimed at those who dared to offer an opinion.

Next time don't have someone ask if you don't want to know as it reflects badly on you and your company.

farbie

I didn't read the bottom "what do you think" my bad, your right.
I feel like a shithead

just having a bad day

Lexxx · 09-26-2002, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tara
Hey we have yet another hot design added to our portfolio!

Big Cock Ranch

Check it out!

What do you think!

Nice site... girls look SOOO airbrushed though...

kid crackle · 09-26-2002, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lexxx

Nice site... girls look SOOO airbrushed though...

alot of people say that, don't use the airbrush tool though
(blur tool and sharpen tool).
It seems to work on the other sites . . . I don't think it's a bad thing. Is it?

MikeEP · 09-26-2002, 09:54 PM

I see the design as being very good. I enjoyed it and Kid C is very talented designer.

Though i did have a problem with it. The problem i had is that the first thing my eyes focus on, when the front page came up, is some chick with her hand on her panties. Within that split second that it took me to notice the girl getting banged on the right side next to her, i already lost interest. All we have these days is split seconds to maintain the surfers attention.

I'n my experience, usually the surfer who is sent to a site like this, is sent there by a text link that somehow "struck a cord" in the surfer and mentally stimulated him. Usually, by a title or something..ex: "Huge bigcock and a hot teen."

So when that surfer clicks the text link and gets the site, he needs to have his mental stimulation confirmed and satisfied by a graphical visual stimulation. Make him see his mental stimulation into a reality. Double pentrate his ass if you will..

This is obviously done by presenting the surfer with the appropriate niche content on the front page in strategic places. His eyes should first focus on the "visual" graphic that represents the niche of the site....ex: bigcock. After all, that's why he chose to click the link and went there in the first place.

But to first see a girl just standing there, completely ruined it for me....regardless of how great the design is.

Kid C, awesome design bro and something to proud of. Your style and skills are obviously top notch. Just the first thing i see on the site, that girl standing there, is the reason i wouldn't send traffic to it.

After all, my concerns aren't signups ratios as many rely on, but front to second page clicks. Good ratios will follow naturally when you have high front to second page click through ratios mastered in your designs.

Just my

Pipecrew · 09-26-2002, 09:59 PM

i hope someone from scorescash comes and apologizes..... Seen it too many times, a guy in an entry level position runs his mouth and gets in shit....... Cough Cough Platinumbucks

kid crackle · 09-27-2002, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
i hope someone from scorescash comes and apologizes..... Seen it too many times, a guy in an entry level position runs his mouth and gets in shit....... Cough Cough Platinumbucks

I already apologized . . .for those who haven't heard it I'm sorry!!
I'm sorry!!I'm sorry!!I'm sorry!!I'm sorry!!I'm sorry!!
was just having a bad day. Not enrty level FYI

09-26-2002, 12:18 PM	#1
tara Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NY Posts: 489	Yet another hot site! Hey we have yet another hot design added to our portfolio! Big Cock Ranch Check it out! What do you think!

09-26-2002, 12:52 PM	#5
heymatty Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Scottsdale :) Posts: 2,188	hmm a shit tour that won't convert massive email entry box 8 exit popups = sponsor makes lots of money affiliates make crap all __________________ Cashlantis ~ Black Book Cash

09-26-2002, 01:02 PM	#7
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	I think I will pick up the misspelling... www.bigcockroach.com what do you guys think? __________________ No One

09-26-2002, 01:04 PM	#8
kid crackle Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: My Own World Posts: 138	Redeyes - team photoshop? __________________ Mangled . . . a way of life AIM: kidcrackle666 [email protected]

09-26-2002, 01:20 PM	#17
kid crackle Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: My Own World Posts: 138	he attacked me w/your design skills suck __________________ Mangled . . . a way of life AIM: kidcrackle666 [email protected]

09-26-2002, 12:20 PM	#2
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Those black lines/shadows look very weird. PS has blending tools for stuff like that.

09-26-2002, 12:21 PM	#3
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Plus alot of pics look way too blurred/smooth/airbrushed.

09-26-2002, 12:32 PM	#4
Roxxy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: BEHIND YOU!!! Posts: 602	I think it looks great hon! Good job!

09-26-2002, 01:17 PM	#13
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	mmm, haterade.

09-26-2002, 01:19 PM	#16
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Im not trying to bash you dude...im just being honest. Nothing personal.

09-26-2002, 01:24 PM	#18
kid crackle Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: My Own World Posts: 138	sure seemed like you were bashing me . . . if not that's cool!! no hard feelings man __________________ Mangled . . . a way of life AIM: kidcrackle666 [email protected]

09-26-2002, 01:25 PM	#19
Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	"there isn't a single thing about PS that you could teach me I'm sure" your a cocky little fucker in which you have nothing to be cocky about.

09-26-2002, 01:32 PM	#24
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	best tour i saw the last minute

09-26-2002, 01:32 PM	#25
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	The design is alright looking to me, does not look better then anything thats currently out. Im sure it will convert with the right traffic thrown at it. __________________ blunts

09-26-2002, 09:54 PM	#32
MikeEP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 464	I see the design as being very good. I enjoyed it and Kid C is very talented designer. Though i did have a problem with it. The problem i had is that the first thing my eyes focus on, when the front page came up, is some chick with her hand on her panties. Within that split second that it took me to notice the girl getting banged on the right side next to her, i already lost interest. All we have these days is split seconds to maintain the surfers attention. I'n my experience, usually the surfer who is sent to a site like this, is sent there by a text link that somehow "struck a cord" in the surfer and mentally stimulated him. Usually, by a title or something..ex: "Huge bigcock and a hot teen." So when that surfer clicks the text link and gets the site, he needs to have his mental stimulation confirmed and satisfied by a graphical visual stimulation. Make him see his mental stimulation into a reality. Double pentrate his ass if you will.. This is obviously done by presenting the surfer with the appropriate niche content on the front page in strategic places. His eyes should first focus on the "visual" graphic that represents the niche of the site....ex: bigcock. After all, that's why he chose to click the link and went there in the first place. But to first see a girl just standing there, completely ruined it for me....regardless of how great the design is. Kid C, awesome design bro and something to proud of. Your style and skills are obviously top notch. Just the first thing i see on the site, that girl standing there, is the reason i wouldn't send traffic to it. After all, my concerns aren't signups ratios as many rely on, but front to second page clicks. Good ratios will follow naturally when you have high front to second page click through ratios mastered in your designs. Just my

09-26-2002, 09:59 PM	#33
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	i hope someone from scorescash comes and apologizes..... Seen it too many times, a guy in an entry level position runs his mouth and gets in shit....... Cough Cough Platinumbucks