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12-13-2007, 08:48 AM
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The Christmas Divorce
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."
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12-13-2007, 08:50 AM
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Hahaha.
Sounds like my family. 
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12-13-2007, 09:10 AM
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that´s so cool...made my day
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12-13-2007, 09:10 AM
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LOL
Now you give me an idea
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12-13-2007, 09:12 AM
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Hhehehe... didn't see that coming at all... nice one.
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12-13-2007, 09:13 AM
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Show Yer Tits!
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That is fucking great.
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12-13-2007, 09:13 AM
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thats too funny.
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12-13-2007, 09:30 AM
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cool parents.
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12-13-2007, 09:53 AM
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12-13-2007, 10:01 AM
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lol! that is brilliant haha
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12-13-2007, 10:05 AM
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you think that after 45 years of marriage, the kids would just let ya... LOL
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12-13-2007, 10:12 AM
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Very funny joke.
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12-13-2007, 10:17 AM
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what a brilliant idea!
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12-13-2007, 10:22 AM
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Now thats a good one
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12-13-2007, 11:47 AM
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Nice. thats pretty slick.
Real question though, once youre grown up, is it really that big of a deal if your parents get divorced? I know kids can get fucked up by it, but if youre an adult, should this really affect you that much?
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