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  • SarahLLO
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2007
    • 1168

    #1

    Strangest SE Hits You've Gotten

    Kimo just informed me that he got a hit yesterday for someone searching "penis knees". Either someone out there has a really interesting deformity... or I don't know what the fuck.

    I want to hear more bizarre search engine queries. Chop chop.



    Penis knees.
    Give me money & buy my links here, damn it!
  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #2
    assmeat


    Gotta love surfers searching for assmeat.
    Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

    ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

    Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
    ICQ me at: 31024634

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    • Kimo
      ...
      • Jan 2006
      • 11542

      #3
      horse pussy
      ...

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      • Horny Alf
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2007
        • 863

        #4
        asian monkey cum

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        • rowan
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2002
          • 17393

          #5
          I've got some really fucked up queries to an experimental site I created

          I'll post them as an image so they don't get indexed

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          • martinsc
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jun 2005
            • 27043

            #6
            "turkey and masturbation"...
            Make Money

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            • GrouchyAdmin
              Now choke yourself!
              • Apr 2006
              • 12085

              #7
              Originally posted by rowan
              I've got some really fucked up queries to an experimental site I created
              Look, Bonzer Coight Verminator "+Alice Springs" is a totally legit search term.

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              • rowan
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Mar 2002
                • 17393

                #8

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                • rowan
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 17393

                  #9
                  And from another site, it gets even weirder...

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                  • Sebastian Sands
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 5223

                    #10
                    Originally posted by rowan
                    And from another site, it gets even weirder...

                    Fuckchild? damn.. messed up

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                    • rowan
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 17393

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sebastian Sands
                      Fuckchild? damn.. messed up
                      From a quick search it looks like the meaning is intended to be "fucked up child" rather than two words taken literally.

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                      • tiger
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2002
                        • 6986

                        #12
                        penisknees.com is available. Someone better reg that shit.

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                        • Deej
                          I make pixels work
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 24386

                          #13
                          camel sex ... mostly from india... go figure

                          Deej's Designs n' What Not
                          Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching


                          Icq#30096880

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                          • The Sultan Of Smut
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 4325

                            #14
                            gay men eating snot

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                            • Zester
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 5344

                              #15
                              barber porn
                              ass muffer
                              meat on her
                              chicks with spears
                              pro peniser




                              I also get a lot of snuff for some reason but I won't post those
                              * Mainstream ? $65 per sale
                              * new male contraception

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                              • Aussie Rebel
                                Blow Me U Geeks
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 5108

                                #16
                                do girls like penius with fore skin





















                                Of coarse not

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                                • Iron Fist
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2006
                                  • 23400

                                  #17
                                  Pedro the Clown? Did I miss something here? Anyone have a clue?
                                  i like waffles

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                                  • The Duck
                                    Adult Content Provider
                                    • May 2005
                                    • 18243

                                    #18
                                    haha my pussy mi gato fuck.. my cat fuck my pussy?
                                    Skype Horusmaia
                                    ICQ 41555245
                                    Email [email protected]

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                                    • Corn Dogg
                                      Registered User
                                      • Mar 2007
                                      • 22

                                      #19
                                      LOL. some of those are funny.

                                      In one of my adult sites, at the end of the sentence I had "Yo" like "Yo Adrian" in the title field. I removed it after I seen that "Yo" could also mean "Years Old" when my sever logs were showing sick fucks looking for CP using key words like "9 YO" and so on.

                                      Now I watch what I type alot harder...

                                      Corn Dogg

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                                      • Yury
                                        Registered User
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 61

                                        #20
                                        com
                                        2257
                                        -tv-
                                        earthlink-peoplepc-wssynd
                                        wwwnaked
                                        homepage
                                        l*lita bestiality

                                        and the best one
                                        legal cp l*lita
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                                        • Jarmusch
                                           
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 12479

                                          #21
                                          'Noble Metal Processing'

                                          I got this on an adult site..

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