With people giving away so much pot for free, why would anybody ever buy pot from a dealer?
At every party or concert I go to, freeloaders are getting smoked out for free. They can get all the pot they want without ever having to whip out ther wallet.
If we give away less free pot, sales will INCREASE!
I suggest jerking pot heads around. Maybe tell the patron to come over and smoke a bowl. When he gets to your house, have nothing but an empty bong for him. Opps! Sorry! I guess you have to go to the house next door. When the patron goes to the house next door, he or she should run into the same thing again...an empty bong. After doing this enough times, the patron will be more likely to purchase a bag on his own.
Another method would be to invite the patron over for a bowl, and then bombard him with your sales pitch. As he is taking a bong hit, continually ask OVER and OVER and OVER if he wants to buy a bag of his own. Maybee even lock your door and make it very difficult for him to leave your house. If he becomes frustrated enough, he just might buy a bag of his own. He'll want to avoid the hassle the next time he wants to get high.
Remember... less free pot = MORE SALES!
At every party or concert I go to, freeloaders are getting smoked out for free. They can get all the pot they want without ever having to whip out ther wallet.
If we give away less free pot, sales will INCREASE!
I suggest jerking pot heads around. Maybe tell the patron to come over and smoke a bowl. When he gets to your house, have nothing but an empty bong for him. Opps! Sorry! I guess you have to go to the house next door. When the patron goes to the house next door, he or she should run into the same thing again...an empty bong. After doing this enough times, the patron will be more likely to purchase a bag on his own.
Another method would be to invite the patron over for a bowl, and then bombard him with your sales pitch. As he is taking a bong hit, continually ask OVER and OVER and OVER if he wants to buy a bag of his own. Maybee even lock your door and make it very difficult for him to leave your house. If he becomes frustrated enough, he just might buy a bag of his own. He'll want to avoid the hassle the next time he wants to get high.
Remember... less free pot = MORE SALES!
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