very cute :thumbsup

damn she's cute :winkwink:

Ah shit, you're so fucking hot :) Dunno why I deserve to get to make love to you but I'm glad I do!!! :D

if you want, i'll poke her in the butt for you.

i'm just sayin...

Live in Denmark it is cool:helpmeright now

Since I can do that myself, I'm sure your services are not needed :) :thumbsup

Wow, thats some beauty on this face.

Can we see more pics? Boobs or no boobs. :Graucho

right now? what was wrong with it before?

if you feel you can't fulfill those duties, just let me know :thumbsup

No, you're ok ... if I had a problem, we always have the double ended dildo ... the one we've used in threesomes ... I'm sure that'd come in handy ... :)

50 sticky threads

pics or i call bullshit :2 cents:

I have made some real nice mince pies Give me your address and I bring some down for you :wetkiss

You'd call bullshit on something that's quite common in couples these days? Dude ... you need to get out more :) Experience some real living :)

Haha.. I like mince pies! :1orglaugh

SLUT!

:D

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

now thats not nice

She's my girlfriend ... and she loves it when I call her dirty names :D LOL

Yeah, you do tooo... ya cunt! :winkwink:

Thats true British love for ya

I cant even make a roast dinner let alone make mince pies..lol
My misses does most of the cooking and I dont think she would appreciate me asking her to make mince pies to give to another woman
You are a brave man for calling your girlfreind a slut... I would end up with a black eye if I called my misses a slut

nah, just trying to get more pictures :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

try bribing her with mince pies.........

halfpint, me and Perrie have a relationship unlike most :) We're chilled out, laid back ... nothing offends each other. We're so comfortable that we know when we say stuff, there's never any malice or bad thought in what we say :)

So I can call her slut, bitch, whore... whatever. She just doesn't take offence when I say those things. She can say whatever to me too. I know she doesn't mean any of the things she says as they're always in the right mood/time ... humour etc.

:) Tis all good.

And mince pies? How do you think we got together!? :D

MMmmmmmm mince pies!!!!

Ha.. i don't like them THAT much! :)

Nice relationship you have :)

Iv been with my misses for 22 years now and she aint that bad she gives as good as she gets I was only messing around..I think the only time she did really get very pissed of with me was when I told her she had a fat ass..I almost dident have any dinner that night..lol..but after 22 years we just ignore the name calling now I think we have become complacent in our old age.

Mince pies and evaporated milk is a recipie for love :)

Hehe... Love him I do! :)

Love you too, mince pied bitch! :1orglaugh