soooo many strippers are STUPID

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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    soooo many strippers are STUPID

    so at a local strip club with 3 friends a couple nights ago, having a few beers. stressful week and needed a night out - anyway we watch this one stripper at the bar from our table act all bitchy.

    so my buddy del goes up to her and asks 'why you so bitchy'
    she flips
    starts ranting that he needs to 'respect' her

    del responds by saying - 'respect? isn't that just a word they use in hahahahahaha rap videos?' (no disrespect to my black friends)
    she doesn't take this well so he walks away

    she starts to totally flip on the bar - smashing a glass and acting all crazy - so we decide to leave. we pass her and she starts cussing us. My buddy chris says - we said you were bitchy cause you're acting like a bitch as he walks by.
    she throws her drink in chris's face. chris walks on as mumbles - once a bitch always a bitch.
    she freaks - and as he nears the door she throws her WALLET at chris's face. it falls to the floor and she jumps him doing tai kwondo kicks and such to his head. he throws her off him and the bouncer comes out starting to blame us - all we say is get your bitch off us and we leave. 20 yards outside the bar the manager comes yelling at us saying we stole her waller. we all look at him puzzeled and ask if he's on crack? he insists so we laugh and say - look idiot - search us - we wont' have her wallet. he does - no wallet shows up.

    we walk on 10 feet and the bouncer comes SCREAMING at us accusing us of being theives. we stop calmly and without fear tell him NOT to accuse us of stealing - there is 3 of us and we're all larger than him. he's admit about the wallet - we remind him the manager just searched us but feel free to continue this and it'll get ugly - he leaves.

    we turn the corner and chris pulls her wallet out of his pocket. he had kicked it out the door when she threw it at him. I was impressed to say the least - the manager searched him and didn't find it. anyway - she had $40 in it - chriss took that and used it to pay our cab fare to another strip club, then dumped the wallet in a post office box.

    personally i don't think that was stealing - she ruined our night and should have paid our cab to another club. if you throw your wallet at someone with intent to hurt them, far as I'm concerned it's the same as giving it to them. she'll get it back but not before she pays to have much of the id replaced. should be a good lesson for her in 'respect' lol
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  • SleazyDream
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    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #2
    so then we goto the next club. all goes well till del asks the server to put a shooter between her boobs so he can drink it. she agrees - we're tipping larger than anyone in the club and she likes us - anyway she gets up on a chair to do the deed and her stripper manager FREAKS - so we leave. must have been a full moon that night........
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    • After Shock Media
      It's coming look busy
      • Mar 2001
      • 35299

      #3
      um no thats still theft if I recall.
      You could of course just ignored the shit or pressed charges for assault.

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      • SleazyDream
        I'm here for SPORT
        • Jul 2001
        • 41470

        #4
        so then the guys want hookers. no good hookers are available so they decide they want crack whores. this gets interesting.
        i've sobered up so i drive them to crack whore street and we find a nice cute crack whore - she hops in the the car and we bring her back to a commerical building I own. chris takes her up to his office so del decides he wants some more - so we go and get some more. less then 20 mins later we return with crack whores in toe and as we get upstairs chris throws his crack whore out of his room and says 'you deal with this' and slams his door. she's joansing bad - freaking out. dels new whores one helps the little addict and the other leaves imediatly. now it takes 20 mins to get the joansing crack whore out of the building. not fun - the only person who got anythign was chris and he's locked in his office now LOL. del gives up on getting more crack whores and the nights done.
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        • SleazyDream
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          • Jul 2001
          • 41470

          #5
          next morning chris says - no way could i deal with that bitch anymore so i just locked myself away from her. thanks chris - i still had to get her out of the building.

          oh well it was a fun night
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          • SleazyDream
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            • Jul 2001
            • 41470

            #6
            Originally posted by After Shock Media
            um no thats still theft if I recall.
            You could of course just ignored the shit or pressed charges for assault.
            tell you what - anytime you throw your money at me I'll keep it and you can have me charged and we'll see what the court says.
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            Now read without the word dog.

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            • munki
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              • Dec 2004
              • 13393

              #7

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              • SleazyDream
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                • Jul 2001
                • 41470

                #8
                Originally posted by After Shock Media
                um no thats still theft if I recall.
                You could of course just ignored the shit or pressed charges for assault.
                it's pretty hard to ignore someone when they're kicking you in the head
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                • After Shock Media
                  It's coming look busy
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 35299

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                  it's pretty hard to ignore someone when they're kicking you in the head
                  again yes thats true.

                  Just aint much on taking someones wallet. Sure if she was dumb enough to throw actual cash then my views would change. yet wallet is just sort of fucked up. now if your friend would of said this wallet? and then lobbed it ontop the building or something my views would change.

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                  • SleazyDream
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                    • Jul 2001
                    • 41470

                    #10
                    Originally posted by After Shock Media
                    again yes thats true.

                    Just aint much on taking someones wallet. Sure if she was dumb enough to throw actual cash then my views would change. yet wallet is just sort of fucked up. now if your friend would of said this wallet? and then lobbed it ontop the building or something my views would change.
                    he it put it in a post office box - the post office returns wallets to their owners
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                    Now read without the word dog.

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                    • After Shock Media
                      It's coming look busy
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 35299

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                      he it put it in a post office box - the post office returns wallets to their owners
                      ya and for that he at least gets some points. I just know it can take some time to get yer shit back....


                      Either way read last line in green in my sig please.

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                      • qxm
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                        • Jul 2006
                        • 5970

                        #12
                        Originally posted by munki
                        indeed.......

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                        • yumma
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                          • Jul 2007
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                          #13
                          haha, so many words to read... they're just do their job, maybe not well sometimes
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                          • CarlosTheGaucho
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                            • Oct 2005
                            • 9559

                            #14
                            The problem of these strippers and hookers is that they are in many cases incredibly psychically unstable -

                            - imagine you are earing more money then a president of the country (especially here in many cases) and you are publically regarded as a junk and don't feel important unless someone fucks the hell out of you or at least looking sleazy at you all the time..

                            That's somthing they have a hard time to cope with, add dope in many cases and you are getting kicked in the head ..
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                            • [ScreaM]
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                              • Jan 2005
                              • 1664

                              #15
                              Maybe they are over-worked?

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                              • Doctor Dre
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                                • Jan 2001
                                • 51692

                                #16
                                Why do you think they are strippers ? There are a few very smart ones arround them, the others are just street smart, but still act stupid and volountary get caught up in drama.
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                                • donnie
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                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 1630

                                  #17
                                  So you let manager search you?? Did you check that YOUR wallet is still there?

                                  Fucking idiot...

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                                  • Barefootsies
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                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 42635

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                    it's pretty hard to ignore someone when they're kicking you in the head
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                                    • Retributi0n
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                                      • Oct 2007
                                      • 393

                                      #19
                                      That's why they're strippers

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                                      • hateman
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 1623

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                        so at a local strip club with 3 friends a couple nights ago, having a few beers. stressful week and needed a night out - anyway we watch this one stripper at the bar from our table act all bitchy.

                                        so my buddy del goes up to her and asks 'why you so bitchy'
                                        she flips
                                        starts ranting that he needs to 'respect' her

                                        del responds by saying - 'respect? isn't that just a word they use in hahahahahaha rap videos?' (no disrespect to my black friends)
                                        she doesn't take this well so he walks away

                                        she starts to totally flip on the bar - smashing a glass and acting all crazy - so we decide to leave. we pass her and she starts cussing us. My buddy chris says - we said you were bitchy cause you're acting like a bitch as he walks by.
                                        she throws her drink in chris's face. chris walks on as mumbles - once a bitch always a bitch.
                                        she freaks - and as he nears the door she throws her WALLET at chris's face. it falls to the floor and she jumps him doing tai kwondo kicks and such to his head. he throws her off him and the bouncer comes out starting to blame us - all we say is get your bitch off us and we leave. 20 yards outside the bar the manager comes yelling at us saying we stole her waller. we all look at him puzzeled and ask if he's on crack? he insists so we laugh and say - look idiot - search us - we wont' have her wallet. he does - no wallet shows up.

                                        we walk on 10 feet and the bouncer comes SCREAMING at us accusing us of being theives. we stop calmly and without fear tell him NOT to accuse us of stealing - there is 3 of us and we're all larger than him. he's admit about the wallet - we remind him the manager just searched us but feel free to continue this and it'll get ugly - he leaves.

                                        we turn the corner and chris pulls her wallet out of his pocket. he had kicked it out the door when she threw it at him. I was impressed to say the least - the manager searched him and didn't find it. anyway - she had $40 in it - chriss took that and used it to pay our cab fare to another strip club, then dumped the wallet in a post office box.

                                        personally i don't think that was stealing - she ruined our night and should have paid our cab to another club. if you throw your wallet at someone with intent to hurt them, far as I'm concerned it's the same as giving it to them. she'll get it back but not before she pays to have much of the id replaced. should be a good lesson for her in 'respect' lol
                                        Sounds like you and your friends are idiots.

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                                        • Wiredoctor
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                                          • Dec 2001
                                          • 1632

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by hateman
                                          Sounds like you and your friends are idiots.

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                                          • L-Pink
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                                            • Mar 2005
                                            • 39151

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by hateman
                                            Sounds like you and your friends are idiots.

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                                            • Kram
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                                              • Feb 2007
                                              • 666

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by hateman
                                              Sounds like you and your friends are idiots.

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                                              • escorpio
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                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 23487

                                                #24
                                                Sounds like you guys were hard on someone that was already having a hard time. Not cool at all.
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                                                • d-null
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                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                  • 13724

                                                  #25
                                                  not cool

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                                                  • JamesK
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                                                    #26
                                                    You should've stabbed her in the heart.
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                                                    • Inde
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                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 983

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by hateman
                                                      Sounds like you and your friends are idiots.
                                                      I agree

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                                                      • SexualDragon
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                                                        • Aug 2006
                                                        • 3038

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                        um no thats still theft if I recall.
                                                        You could of course just ignored the shit or pressed charges for assault.
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                                                        • Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 7515

                                                          #29
                                                          Why did any of you make an issue of it in the first place? So what if she was being a bitch? Unless she was doing it to you and your buddies personally then why make an issue out of it? It sounds like you were looking for drama.

                                                          leave the dumb stripper alone

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                                                          • zeruel
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                                                            • Apr 2007
                                                            • 1387

                                                            #30
                                                            hahaha! nice one!!!

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                                                            • Shagbunny
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                                                              • Oct 2007
                                                              • 3028

                                                              #31
                                                              some strippers work 14 hours straight, every day

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                                                              • rollinthunder
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                                                                • Sep 2004
                                                                • 359

                                                                #32
                                                                Lucky it was you, I would have thrown her wallet in the lake.

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                                                                • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                  • 9559

                                                                  #33
                                                                  You guys trolling here have no clue about how annoying hookers / stripers can be..

                                                                  ...if you were in there you would knock your poor cinderella out right away..
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                                                                  • BlackCrayon
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 19634

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Taking some dumb strippers money and bringing cracked out hookers back to your place of business? Doesn't sound like you guys were very smart either.
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                                                                    • Busty
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                                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                                      • 802

                                                                      #35
                                                                      LOL, strippers and hookers are always amusing. I got visit a girlfriend of mine at a strip club where she bar tends. This hot girl sits next to me and starts talking my ear off how she is looking for a guy that is down for threesomes with her and her friend and most are scared. She then goes to her locker to grab a pic of her friend to show me, I tell her not a problem tell me where and when I will take care of both of them. Next thing the DJ call her to the stage to dance, at this point she looks at me and says, "Hey arent you going to tip me, I just sat and talked to you for 10 minutes", I was like excuse me, she says "just give me $5 or something for my time". I was fucking shocked, threw her $10 and learnt a lesson, don't talk to the strippers, just let them dance and try to work you.
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                                                                      • WarChild
                                                                        Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                        • 17263

                                                                        #36
                                                                        If you polled all of the customers in any given strip club on any given night and averaged their intelligence out, you wouldn't exactly be left with Mensa like numbers either.
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                                                                        • LiveDose
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                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                          • 25792

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Tell your friend to pull that shit in a NYC strip club and then come back here and post about it.

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                                                                          • GTS Mark
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • WarChild
                                                                              Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                              • 17263

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
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                                                                              • nico-t
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                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                • 29903

                                                                                #40
                                                                                you guys actually read that shit?

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                                                                                • Xrated J
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                                                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                                                  • 4347

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  now that sounds like an interesting night

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                                                                                  • CDSmith
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                                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                                    • 51460

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                                                                                    "That sultry stare she's giving you across the dinner table with those piercing green eyes is the same look that forces 75 men-a-night to fumble for their wallets and jam fistfuls of green into her G-string even though they're six months behind on child support."

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                                                                                    • Kevin Marx
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                                                                                      • Apr 2007
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Strippers are Dumb??? next thing you will try to convince me of is that the sky is blue or it gets dark when the sun goes down.... I mean seriously!!! Please!!!
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                                                                                      • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                                        • 18975

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I think the stupid idiots are the people going to clubs and picking fights.
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                                                                                        • gandalfuy
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                                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                                          • 4686

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                          Why do you think they are strippers ? There are a few very smart ones arround them, the others are just street smart, but still act stupid and volountary get caught up in drama.


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                                                                                          • uno
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                                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                                            • 18450

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
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                                                                                            • DirtyProfits
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                                                                                              • May 2005
                                                                                              • 1885

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              lol I remember when I went to a strip club in Prague, the strippers were actually pretty nice but there were some fugly whores annoying me with their sex offers all night long. I think they were all on drugs, one of them totally fucked up and pulled drinks over the turntable and over all cds... boy she got some serious trouble with the manager.

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                                                                                              • PGR
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                                                                                                • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                                                                                                Dude certainly has a way with words lol
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                                                                                                • Spunky
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                  • 133986

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I would have done the same thing..fuck her

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                                                                                                  • SleazyDream
                                                                                                    I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                                    • 41470

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                                                    You guys trolling here have no clue about how annoying hookers / stripers can be..

                                                                                                    ...if you were in there you would knock your poor cinderella out right away..
                                                                                                    carlos has a point. we did EVERYTHING possible not to hurt this woman and basically left the place when she focused on us.

                                                                                                    i understand that many of the women in this career choice have shitty lives. It's still no excuse for physically attacking someone. that being said chris still put her wallet in the post office box.
                                                                                                    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                    Now read without the word dog.

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