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Xrated J 12-01-2007 12:50 PM

now that sounds like an interesting night

CDSmith 12-01-2007 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST (Post 13455516)

"That sultry stare she's giving you across the dinner table with those piercing green eyes is the same look that forces 75 men-a-night to fumble for their wallets and jam fistfuls of green into her G-string even though they're six months behind on child support."

Sweet writing. :D :thumbsup

Kevin Marx 12-01-2007 12:56 PM

Strippers are Dumb??? next thing you will try to convince me of is that the sky is blue or it gets dark when the sun goes down.... I mean seriously!!! Please!!!

DaddyHalbucks 12-01-2007 12:59 PM

I think the stupid idiots are the people going to clubs and picking fights.

gandalfuy 12-01-2007 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 13454312)
Why do you think they are strippers ? There are a few very smart ones arround them, the others are just street smart, but still act stupid and volountary get caught up in drama.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup

uno 12-01-2007 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST (Post 13455516)

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DirtyProfits 12-01-2007 02:07 PM

lol I remember when I went to a strip club in Prague, the strippers were actually pretty nice but there were some fugly whores annoying me with their sex offers all night long. I think they were all on drugs, one of them totally fucked up and pulled drinks over the turntable and over all cds... boy she got some serious trouble with the manager.

PGR 12-01-2007 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST (Post 13455516)

Dude certainly has a way with words lol

Spunky 12-01-2007 02:34 PM

I would have done the same thing..fuck her

SleazyDream 12-02-2007 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 13455204)
You guys trolling here have no clue about how annoying hookers / stripers can be..

...if you were in there you would knock your poor cinderella out right away..

carlos has a point. we did EVERYTHING possible not to hurt this woman and basically left the place when she focused on us.

i understand that many of the women in this career choice have shitty lives. It's still no excuse for physically attacking someone. that being said chris still put her wallet in the post office box.

lesbodojo 12-02-2007 02:08 AM

yikes. i've never seen a stripper attack a customer. hope your next strip club trip is less crazy, scott.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-02-2007 02:14 AM

exactly how pathetic are the group of you to be out knowledgably picking up crackwhores?

pretty fucking pathetic....

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-02-2007 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Busty (Post 13455470)
LOL, strippers and hookers are always amusing. I got visit a girlfriend of mine at a strip club where she bar tends. This hot girl sits next to me and starts talking my ear off how she is looking for a guy that is down for threesomes with her and her friend and most are scared. She then goes to her locker to grab a pic of her friend to show me, I tell her not a problem tell me where and when I will take care of both of them. Next thing the DJ call her to the stage to dance, at this point she looks at me and says, "Hey arent you going to tip me, I just sat and talked to you for 10 minutes", I was like excuse me, she says "just give me $5 or something for my time". I was fucking shocked, threw her $10 and learnt a lesson, don't talk to the strippers, just let them dance and try to work you.

I seriously would have told her where she could fucking go with that bullshit...

SleazyDream 12-02-2007 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13458207)
exactly how pathetic are the group of you to be out knowledgably picking up crackwhores?

pretty fucking pathetic....

excatly how pathetic are you reading a board called GFY and a thread about someone picking up crackwhores?

for the record - i never got a crack whore for myself. i prefer escorts with teeth

Poontank 12-02-2007 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 13454218)
so at a local strip club with 3 friends a couple nights ago, having a few beers. stressful week and needed a night out - anyway we watch this one stripper at the bar from our table act all bitchy.

so my buddy del goes up to her and asks 'why you so bitchy'
she flips
starts ranting that he needs to 'respect' her

del responds by saying - 'respect? isn't that just a word they use in hahahahahaha rap videos?' (no disrespect to my black friends)
she doesn't take this well so he walks away

she starts to totally flip on the bar - smashing a glass and acting all crazy - so we decide to leave. we pass her and she starts cussing us. My buddy chris says - we said you were bitchy cause you're acting like a bitch as he walks by.
she throws her drink in chris's face. chris walks on as mumbles - once a bitch always a bitch.
she freaks - and as he nears the door she throws her WALLET at chris's face. it falls to the floor and she jumps him doing tai kwondo kicks and such to his head. he throws her off him and the bouncer comes out starting to blame us - all we say is get your bitch off us and we leave. 20 yards outside the bar the manager comes yelling at us saying we stole her waller. we all look at him puzzeled and ask if he's on crack? he insists so we laugh and say - look idiot - search us - we wont' have her wallet. he does - no wallet shows up.

we walk on 10 feet and the bouncer comes SCREAMING at us accusing us of being theives. we stop calmly and without fear tell him NOT to accuse us of stealing - there is 3 of us and we're all larger than him. he's admit about the wallet - we remind him the manager just searched us but feel free to continue this and it'll get ugly - he leaves.

we turn the corner and chris pulls her wallet out of his pocket. he had kicked it out the door when she threw it at him. I was impressed to say the least - the manager searched him and didn't find it. anyway - she had $40 in it - chriss took that and used it to pay our cab fare to another strip club, then dumped the wallet in a post office box.

personally i don't think that was stealing - she ruined our night and should have paid our cab to another club. if you throw your wallet at someone with intent to hurt them, far as I'm concerned it's the same as giving it to them. she'll get it back but not before she pays to have much of the id replaced. should be a good lesson for her in 'respect' lol

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-02-2007 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 13458977)
excatly how pathetic are you reading a board called GFY and a thread about someone picking up crackwhores?

for the record - i never got a crack whore for myself. i prefer escorts with teeth

oh reading gfy is pretty pathetic still indeed. but i don't need to pick up crackwhores to get laid. now i'm assuming you'll strike back with a "neither do we, we just like pussy" related comeback. but dude, if you're such a slave to the pussy, that you get so desperate, that you'll actually stoop to cruising hooker ave and picking up crackheads, you've got a fucking problem. eeeerrm, pretty god damned pathetic yoda thinks

not a comment directly solely at you, but your buddies for sure...

SleazyDream 12-02-2007 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13459103)
oh reading gfy is pretty pathetic still indeed. but i don't need to pick up crackwhores to get laid. now i'm assuming you'll strike back with a "neither do we, we just like pussy" related comeback. but dude, if you're such a slave to the pussy, that you get so desperate, that you'll actually stoop to cruising hooker ave and picking up crackheads, you've got a fucking problem. eeeerrm, pretty god damned pathetic yoda thinks

not a comment directly solely at you, but your buddies for sure...

i've never said at any point I or my friends arn't pathetic.

Peter Romero 12-02-2007 08:38 AM

www.LapDanceGoneBad.com - I love strippers!!!

Hey Sleazy... what's up?

madleinx 12-02-2007 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13454669)
Sounds like you and your friends are idiots.

Ditto. :2 cents:

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-02-2007 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 13459119)
i've never said at any point I or my friends arn't pathetic.

then you and i are in agreement sleazy :thumbsup i've never said i'm not pathetic either, hah. i'm just not crackwhore pathetic...

Pics Traffic 12-02-2007 11:35 AM

wow, you're so cool Slezy. when I grow up i want to be like you.

CarlosTheGaucho 12-02-2007 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 13454284)
The problem of these strippers and hookers is that they are in many cases incredibly psychically unstable -

- imagine you are earning more money then a president of the country (especially here in many cases) and you are in general public regarded as a junk and don't feel important or engaged unless someone fucks the hell out of you or at least looking sleazy at you all the time..

That's something they have a hard time to cope with, add dope in many cases and you are getting kicked in the head .. :2 cents:

I tried to give you a qualified explanation from someone experienced in the club business but instead of that you still keep on attacking Sleazy..

SleazyDream 12-02-2007 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MOCKBA (Post 13459582)
wow, you're so cool Slezy. when I grow up i want to be like you.

better start eating now

SleazyDream 12-02-2007 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 13459591)
I tried to give you a qualified explanation from someone experienced in the club business but instead of that you still keep on attacking Sleazy..

i'm not attacking you carlos. I'm herding the trolls. it's what I do

CarlosTheGaucho 12-02-2007 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 13460049)
i'm not attacking you carlos. I'm herding the trolls. it's what I do

I meant to adress that to the crowd of trolls.. not to you, now I see it can have both meanings :)

Drake 12-02-2007 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST (Post 13455516)

hahaha that's seriously sound advice though

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-02-2007 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 13454284)
The problem of these strippers and hookers is that they are in many cases incredibly psychically unstable.

Pyschically unstable? Like Jean Grey was in X-Men 3?

SleazyDream 12-02-2007 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13461272)
Pyschically unstable? Like Jean Grey was in X-Men 3?

now that's MY kind of stripper!!!!!!

Kevsh 12-02-2007 10:00 PM

Not that it matters much now, but I don't think technically it's theft if someone throws their wallet at you. I mean, what is she going to tell the judge?

"Okay maam, so how did he get your wallet from you?"
"I threw it at him."
"Okay then..."

:upsidedow

SleazyDream 12-02-2007 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh (Post 13462121)
Not that it matters much now, but I don't think technically it's theft if someone throws their wallet at you. I mean, what is she going to tell the judge?

"Okay maam, so how did he get your wallet from you?"
"I threw it at him."
"Okay then..."

:upsidedow


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uno 12-02-2007 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 13462089)
now that's MY kind of stripper!!!!!!

I don't care if she played a tranny on nip/tuck. I'd still hit the hell out of it.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-02-2007 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 13462089)
now that's MY kind of stripper!!!!!!

i'd hit it... :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by uno (Post 13462175)
I don't care if she played a tranny on nip/tuck. I'd still hit the hell out of it.

i'd still hit it... :error


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